Remember that classic “toy” slime that came in a little garbage can? Ever use it to have sex? Yeah, um… me neither. Anyway, it turned 30 years old this month. To celebrate, Japan’s Mega Store is releasing an updated line of products called Adult Slime. Nostalgic Generation Xer’s will be happy to know the line has expanded to include four new scents that “appeal to adult sensitivities,” including hot, relax, love and the ironically named elegance. Bedroom? Meet Slimer. Wet Naps not included. [Trends in Japan]
Naive, I guess
Monday, May 26, 2008 at 5:10 PMUmm… What exactly are you supposed to do with it?
wtf?
Monday, May 26, 2008 at 11:34 PMWhat ARE you supposed to do with it?
I suppose you could use it for massages as an oil or something. Maybe as a lube, but I wouldn’t try that, it seems like it could harm those areas…
T. Ferguson
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 12:06 AMgiggity goo indeed.
billbailey
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 1:05 AMIn it’s container the slime is a medium that allows the insertion of a certain member as the viscous material parts easily and smoothly fits around the form with a gentle pressure. The feel, if the slime is warmed, is quite similar to an orifice designed for such insertion. I can only imagine that the new scents ( the original was quite “chemical-like” ) would enhance the experience. It’s a man-thing, Baby!
Guy
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 6:08 AMDUH HAVE SEX WITH IT OMG.
Gribby
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 2:59 AMStupid me, I was thinking of all sorts of things to do to my vagina with it. I never pictured a penis being involved. xD
marilyn
Monday, June 2, 2008 at 1:35 PMYou’d think it would need to be longer…