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Slime Turns Into Sex Toy, Childhood Memories Shattered Forever
Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 6:00 AM on May 26, 2008
Remember that classic "toy" slime that came in a little garbage can? Ever use it to have sex? Yeah, um... me neither. Anyway, it turned 30 years old this month. To celebrate, Japan's Mega Store is releasing an updated line of products called Adult Slime. Nostalgic Generation Xer's will be happy to know the line has expanded to include four new scents that "appeal to adult sensitivities," including hot, relax, love and the ironically named elegance. Bedroom? Meet Slimer. Wet Naps not included. [Trends in Japan]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Naive, I guess
Posted May 26, 2008 5:10 PM
Umm... What exactly are you supposed to do with it?
wtf?
Posted May 26, 2008 11:34 PM
What ARE you supposed to do with it?
I suppose you could use it for massages as an oil or something. Maybe as a lube, but I wouldn't try that, it seems like it could harm those areas...
T. Ferguson
Posted May 27, 2008 12:06 AM
giggity goo indeed.
billbailey
Posted May 27, 2008 1:05 AM
In it's container the slime is a medium that allows the insertion of a certain member as the viscous material parts easily and smoothly fits around the form with a gentle pressure. The feel, if the slime is warmed, is quite similar to an orifice designed for such insertion. I can only imagine that the new scents ( the original was quite "chemical-like" ) would enhance the experience. It's a man-thing, Baby!
Guy
Posted May 27, 2008 6:08 AM
DUH HAVE SEX WITH IT OMG.
Gribby
Posted May 28, 2008 2:59 AM
Stupid me, I was thinking of all sorts of things to do to my vagina with it. I never pictured a penis being involved. xD
marilyn
Posted June 2, 2008 1:35 PM
You'd think it would need to be longer...
hackmancoltaire
Posted 6:27 PM 27/5/08
Just make sure not to mix your He-Man Mossman adult retro toys with your adult retro slime. My guess is the result is just as bad NOW as it was THEN.
hackmancoltaire
SoundArtist
Posted 11:07 PM 26/5/08
I'd imagine slime sex products being used in a three way.
Of course, were 2 guys involved they should be more worried about crossing the streams, which we all know should never be done. Ever.
Unless you're having sex with a giant marshmallow.
SoundArtist
JoOngle
Posted 8:58 PM 26/5/08
Gizmodo...so in love with sextoys it´s natural \__O___-__/.....
JoOngle
itscarmennnn
Posted 5:09 PM 26/5/08
@pinkfloyd1972: Yep, sorry no checks
itscarmennnn
mangochutney
Posted 5:09 PM 26/5/08
@LindsayJoy: "Brian's Angels", hmm, sounds like fun. But which staff-member is going to be Bosley?
mangochutney
pinkfloyd1972
Posted 4:14 PM 26/5/08
@carmen89: Can I get stamps, too?
pinkfloyd1972
itscarmennnn
Posted 3:48 PM 26/5/08
@pinkfloyd1972: butt crack
itscarmennnn
pinkfloyd1972
Posted 3:31 PM 26/5/08
@carmen89: Where do I swipe my credit card??
pinkfloyd1972
itscarmennnn
Posted 2:52 PM 26/5/08
@LindsayJoy: I am! I swallow, ;)
we are like the two horrible girls, lol. The chaos if this was you and me on the town at night!
itscarmennnn
LindsayJoy
Posted 2:48 PM 26/5/08
@carmen89:
When you say "Slime" are you referring to ejaculate? Because that never lasts long on me....yummm....
@Liz99:
Wow...another one! Cheers!
Especially if you are a red head, we need one (along with Carmen and I) to be the Charlie's angels of Giz!
LindsayJoy
itscarmennnn
Posted 12:58 PM 26/5/08
@Capt Castellanos: I figure that a vagina feels soft and wet...I mean thats kinda slimy right?
I, honestly, mind a little substance on me
itscarmennnn
itscarmennnn
Posted 12:56 PM 26/5/08
@pinkfloyd1972: a recording of what?
10.99 buddy...c'mon pay up.
itscarmennnn
pinkfloyd1972
Posted 11:54 AM 26/5/08
@carmen89: Wow. Could I somehow get a recording of that??
pinkfloyd1972
KJA
Posted 11:51 AM 26/5/08
Unfortunely, this will be the closest action that Japanese men will ever get.
KJA
wolfenstein-3d
Posted 11:48 AM 26/5/08
i never knew ANYONE that used this for a sex act... more than twice a week
wolfenstein-3d
itscarmennnn
Posted 11:38 AM 26/5/08
@Liz99: I like tasting dick, not fruit,lol.
itscarmennnn
Xenobiologista
Posted 11:20 AM 26/5/08
@retrogravity: I was poor. We just played with cornstarch solution.
Xenobiologista
Liz99
Posted 10:46 AM 26/5/08
@carmen89: Well, it's not like you're going to eat it up with a spoon. There are plenty of flavored, um, marital aids.
Liz99
retrogravity
Posted 9:18 AM 26/5/08
I read this article before, and just like Ellomdian said (why is no one listening to him?), the slime is not intended for sexual use. It's just an adult version of the slime they knew when they were kids. I wouldn't have any idea of who would buy it, but then again I'm not a marketer in Japan.
retrogravity
willyolio
Posted 8:29 AM 26/5/08
@Technogen:
welcome to the internet.
there's always SOMEONE who'd want to see it.
willyolio
Capt Castellanos
Posted 8:06 AM 26/5/08
@carmen89: this is the second time you've brightened up my day in regards to something sexual.
the first time was with all the boob comments about the 80 year old robot.
thank you again.
but i digress,
isn't hard to relax with slime all over you?
(no pun intended)
Capt Castellanos
itscarmennnn
Posted 7:16 AM 26/5/08
@Capt Castellanos: At least this stuff stays tight!
and it's always wet :)
do they make this in flesh tones?
itscarmennnn
Capt Castellanos
Posted 7:12 AM 26/5/08
@carmen89: sadly your comment made me think of a certain someone in my life.
hmmm, this is probably going to be a bad day.
...maybe i should go buy some slime, that ought to cheer me up.
Capt Castellanos
itscarmennnn
Posted 6:53 AM 26/5/08
@Liz99: No it wouldn't!
do you really want to taste elegance? I don't.
Probably tastes sweet and pure at first...than full of dirty sweat and dry cum stains. You know those rich fancy people are freaks!
itscarmennnn
itscarmennnn
Posted 6:46 AM 26/5/08
Thinka bout it tihs way
lonely men
cheap thrills
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
itscarmennnn
Git Em SteveDave
Posted 6:46 AM 26/5/08
@Darkest Daze: I don't know.
Git Em SteveDave
Liz99
Posted 6:46 AM 26/5/08
It would be a lot more fun if it was edible.
Liz99
MagnoliaBoy
Posted 6:33 AM 26/5/08
@MagnoliaBoy: I dunno, you know the Japanese, some can be weird little guys. (that's right, SOME!) I'm sure I can name off at least a hundred other fetishes that would be weirder, or less socially acceptable. I'm always up for something new too, Ninja Turtles + Sex = AWSOME!
MagnoliaBoy
looney82
Posted 6:33 AM 26/5/08
@Ellomdian: where is the fun in reading the article? if giz gives you lemons, you make dick jokes.
looney82
BoinK
Posted 6:31 AM 26/5/08
@Ellomdian: That's what YOU think. I, however, have plans, big plans.
BoinK
Darkest Daze
Posted 6:30 AM 26/5/08
@MagnoliaBoy: If not TMNT, then my guess would be Ghostbusters or You Can't Do That On Television.
Darkest Daze
Jakus
Posted 6:21 AM 26/5/08
@MagnoliaBoy: if you ingest it, it makes you more sexy. obviously...
Jakus
Ellomdian
Posted 6:20 AM 26/5/08
Anyone bothering to read the article would realize it's not "Adult" slime, it's a toy for adults. As in retro, NON SEXUAL plaything.
Ellomdian
MagnoliaBoy
Posted 6:08 AM 26/5/08
I hate to sound ignorant here, only been married for about 3 years, but ah, what exactly do you do with it. Are Ninja Turtles involved?
MagnoliaBoy
Technogen
Posted 6:07 AM 26/5/08
no, no I think no one wants to see a video of this.
Technogen
Hvedhrungr
Posted 6:07 AM 26/5/08
At least there's no white variety...
That way, they avoid the description "white gooey substance"...
Hvedhrungr
stryker1800
Posted 6:05 AM 26/5/08
i was hoping for a surprise video after the jump. lol
stryker1800