John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)

Hi guys. John Mayer here. When I’m not busy submitting Apple Problem Reports and banging two supermodels at once, I write songs. I know, you probably haven’t heard them lately except at Apple events, but don’t you know how I get those gigs? That’s right, I call people. I call people two at a time with a technique I pioneered called the DoubleDouche. I’m busy, people. Two phones, two ears, two headsets. Believe it.