Phones
How to Do a Fake iPhone 2 In Five Easy Steps
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 6:45 AM on May 6, 2008
It's Do your Fake iPhone 2 Leaked Photos Season, and everyone is trying to trick everyone else with crappy, noisy, allegedly-leaked images. But why read about stupid rumours when you can make your own—and even send them to our contest? "How" you ask? Easy, just follow the easy 5-step tutorial after the jump, and get some inspiration from some examples I've made just for you (warning, my dog's genitals may be NSFW in the Great State of Minnesota).
Before starting, you need the material. Grab the mandatory high-resolution image from Apple, and resize it to low resolution (like 600 pixels high) in Photoshop. Take a photo of any object in your hand, preferably of a size similar to the iPhone and black (not obligatory, as you can see in the samples.)
Now, follow these steps:
1. Copy the front of the iPhone minus the borders.
2. Paste the iPhone image on the photo of the object serving as the base of your fake.
3. Use the Distort or Warp tools (under the Edit menu) to adjust the image size and perspective to match the base object (optional: if necessary, add a mask to blend the borders of the pasted iPhone with the base surface).
4. Add noise to your image (under the Filter > Noise menu.) Choose Gaussian, colour noise. Select a good amount but not excessive.
5. Apply Gaussian blur (under the Filter > Blur menu). Again, not a lot, just enough to make it craptastically rumour-worthy.
You are done. Now save to JPEG using a low quality setting—to add even more realism to the stolen nature of the image, and eliminate any errors caused by your lousy Photoshop skills—and you are done. Then, send to your least favourite blog. Yes. You know exactly where.








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Jesus Diaz
Posted 7:03 AM 6/5/08
@weatherman: These are not in the competition.
@bosskev:
+ Watch video
Jesus Diaz
AZTriGuy
Posted 6:59 AM 6/5/08
@Hiphopopotamus: Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
AZTriGuy
bosskev
Posted 6:58 AM 6/5/08
@weatherman: "Honey, I can barely hear you on your new iPhone. Try moving the speaker closer to your mouth."
"I'd really rather not."
bosskev
Hiphopopotamus
Posted 6:56 AM 6/5/08
@weatherman: Yeah, except I don't really want to press the Home button...
Hiphopopotamus
bosskev
Posted 6:54 AM 6/5/08
The Calvin Klein version is perfect for people who talk out of their ass.
bosskev
weatherman
Posted 6:53 AM 6/5/08
Why bother now? the dog wins.
weatherman
godwhacker
Posted 7:47 AM 6/5/08
@Jesus Diaz:
sorry man,
EVERYTHING is against the law in the land of 10,000 taxes
godwhacker
sonicwind
Posted 8:05 AM 6/5/08
I don't understand. If the new iPhone is implanted on a dog, don't a lot of places not allow dogs?
sonicwind
Nintenboy01
Posted 8:42 AM 6/5/08
Does Bender say to recharge his metal ass every time you attempt a call?
Nintenboy01
davezatz
Posted 8:23 AM 6/5/08
Nice, these images win my award for best blog post of the day.
[upload.wikimedia.org]
davezatz
Jud
Posted 9:22 AM 6/5/08
@Nintenboy01:
No, but when you want to unlock the phone, he says, "Swipe my shiny metal ass!"
Jud
tegronin
Posted 11:29 AM 6/5/08
damn, you guys beat me to the good bender comments, cuse...
bender licks butt
tegronin
Cliff_Dangers
Posted 11:18 AM 6/5/08
how to not give a shit in 1 easy step.
Cliff_Dangers
Wess
Posted 12:34 PM 6/5/08
I suck at photoshop. I suck at figuring out how to send pics to giz. But I love my new "open box" item from bestbuy.
[www.flickr.com]
Wess
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 1:13 PM 6/5/08
Anxiously waiting for the obvious dildo version...
@Jesus Diaz: ROFL thanks for that one!
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Sketchee
Posted 7:10 AM 7/5/08
How hilariously great is this article! It works on so many levels
Sketchee
8bitvillain
Posted 3:18 PM 7/5/08
This is an awesome article. Are there prizes? I want cake!
8bitvillain
Gautch
Posted 4:03 PM 7/5/08
Sheesh... "eliminate any errors caused by your lousy Photoshop skills-and you are done." could have been the only step needed.
Gautch