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Gizmodo Animal Day (Just Because)
Posted by Brian Lam at 4:21 AM on May 6, 2008
I asked Wilson why we had two animal posts on the page, back to back. Seems like overload on critters. But then I kind of remembered I really LIKE animal + gadget stories. I mean, FuzzyWuzzyModo was my idea, and all. So, I think we'll do a few more posts like this, for the hell of it, on this slow news day. Look, a polar bear pretending to be on the phone! Leave a caption! [Photo via Dark Roasted]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Bryan Duke
Posted May 6, 2008 2:37 PM
Hello Microsoft Support? I keep getting the Blue Sea of Death and I cant turn my ice CAPS on. No I cant hold....
skibell
Posted 5:22 AM 6/5/08
Yeah, it was me that shoot that eagle in the beak, so am going under for a few days.
skibell
IndustrialJones
Posted 5:13 AM 6/5/08
"This is the Baby Seal Club, right? Yeah, I'd like to make a reservation for two.
IndustrialJones
Rabid Penguin
Posted 5:06 AM 6/5/08
"Baby Seal to Eagle's Nest... Baby Seal to Eagle's Nest... I have located the Penguin's undersea lair - awaiting further instructions."
Rabid Penguin
Groggy Banana
Posted 5:05 AM 6/5/08
"Gasp! Oh NO you didn't!"
Groggy Banana
Munch
Posted 5:04 AM 6/5/08
Serious, dude! A bionic fucking dolphin!!
... Yeah, I'm sure! It swam right past me!!
... No, I took a bite out of it's flipper, and it totally tasted like that supermodel's boob from 2 years ago, and it was all chewy and shit!!
... Bionics, my ass, I just want me some good old conventional animal
... I agree, man - hell in a handbasket.
... Alright, dude, I've got to let you go. Knut's momma is calling on the other line.
Munch
Nowledge
Posted 5:02 AM 6/5/08
"No, still living in the same place."
Nowledge
sumocat
Posted 4:59 AM 6/5/08
"Dude, I'm so sorry about that. These humans don't know when to TFSU. All that squealing and screaming. Seriously, do I look like a f'n seal? Anyway, did you know Brian rides the bus..."
sumocat
N@tedog
Posted 4:56 AM 6/5/08
Wissen! I can hearz land.
N@tedog
EricLA2NYC
Posted 4:53 AM 6/5/08
Canzzz yousss hearssss messss nowssss blub blub blub?
EricLA2NYC
Mitch
Posted 4:53 AM 6/5/08
399 and no 3g...and now they've dropped the price?!?
That's it, I'm going to go maul somebody.
Mitch
nikko1221
Posted 4:46 AM 6/5/08
"Can I eat you now?"
nikko1221
combat chuck
Posted 4:44 AM 6/5/08
Is that the new Apple icePhone we've been reading rumors about?
/sorry
combat chuck
strider_mt2k
Posted 4:43 AM 6/5/08
He can swim all he wants, be he isn't getting off the island.
strider_mt2k
jrronimo
Posted 4:40 AM 6/5/08
My cat Conoco *really* likes going after laser pointers: [jrrver.homeserver.com]
Bonus: Tsunami has LASR EYSS!!!!
jrronimo
MagnoliaBoy
Posted 4:39 AM 6/5/08
I can haz climate change?
MagnoliaBoy
discounteggroll
Posted 4:37 AM 6/5/08
Hello! I order a meal three days ago!
discounteggroll
Rabid Penguin
Posted 4:35 AM 6/5/08
@nachobel:
That must be why he's trying to drown himself.
Rabid Penguin
nachobel
Posted 4:30 AM 6/5/08
He looks kinda pissed. Must be talking to the in-laws.
nachobel
DeCerbo
Posted 4:30 AM 6/5/08
polar bear: "I want the good seals this time. none of that crap leroy's been pushing down on the southern tip. yeah, it better be. because if not, i'll hunt you down like a... me."
DeCerbo
McLucky
Posted 5:45 AM 6/5/08
"No seriously, I am trapped behind some kind of glass... where? Some place called 'a zoo'. I DON'T KNOW! Just get the boys and get down here to spring me, there's all you can eat humans as a reward."
McLucky
Gann
Posted 5:43 AM 6/5/08
I CAN HAS COCA-COLAZ?
Gann
FredicvsMaximvs
Posted 5:42 AM 6/5/08
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!"
FredicvsMaximvs
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 5:32 AM 6/5/08
The delivery guy is in for a very brief world of hurt if that pizza doesn't have the penguin strips on the side.
Kaiser-Machead
capnpetch
Posted 6:14 AM 6/5/08
Sadly, Knut the polar bear would not win any prizes for his "iphone 2" mock up.
capnpetch
Rabid Penguin
Posted 6:04 AM 6/5/08
@P3nnst8r:
He can still have some back-of-the-iceberg hooker action, then maul her to get his fish back.
Rabid Penguin
P3nnst8r
Posted 5:57 AM 6/5/08
"God, Vinny, i don't know about you, but all this talk about GTA is starting to become a real bear. I mean, it isn't that great when you don't have opposable thumbs."
P3nnst8r
Maxxofor
Posted 6:30 AM 6/5/08
@DeCerbo - COTD FTMFW!
Maxxofor
Guy-Fawkes
Posted 6:59 AM 6/5/08
"Hello, George? Look, man, this whole global warming thing really sucks. Yeah, you remember, global warming? Melts icecaps? Caused by greenhouse gasses - which incidentally, you claimed needed to be reduced by a metric buttload back when you were cruising for votes? How about doing something about it now, George, before I have to come down there and swap your face with Dick's?"
Guy-Fawkes
shamoononon
Posted 6:52 AM 6/5/08
"All your fish are belong to us"
shamoononon
Yogurt
Posted 7:27 AM 6/5/08
The poor bear's been on hold with Comcast so long that the ice he was on melted away.
Yogurt
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 7:47 AM 6/5/08
"Amz in your poolz, makin' a phone callz"?
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
kall
Posted 8:17 AM 6/5/08
im drunk. on my phöne. and gizmodo is freaking funny. especialy this post. haha animals and gadgetS
kall
Mandatory_Field
Posted 10:39 AM 6/5/08
"Hey Morty, listen: You're not my agent anymore"....
Mandatory_Field
Amiash is dyslexic
Posted 12:07 PM 6/5/08
"can you hear me now?"
(c'mon its funny!)
Amiash is dyslexic
Evil_Snow_Man
Posted 1:31 AM 7/5/08
"I haz ur Bukkit!"
Evil_Snow_Man
Wired4Sound
Posted 6:17 AM 6/5/08
"no you hang up"
...
"no I love you more"
...
"ok, on 3"
...
"no you hang up"
Wired4Sound