Gadgets
Gadget Turns Your Water Bottle Into a Portable Shower
Posted by Sean Fallon at 8:40 AM on May 13, 2008
When you have been roughing it where showers are hard to come by, you will be happy to to have a Universal Shower Diffuser close at hand. Basically,the device attaches to the top of a standard PET water bottle and restricts the flow of water so that it can be dispensed like a shower head when squeezed. Just make sure you don't use that bottle you took a leak in during the car ride—unless you are into that sort of thing. Available for around US$50. [Made in Design via Swissmiss via Likecool]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Speter
Posted May 13, 2008 12:58 PM
$50 bucks , you jokin right?
cheaper option outlined below:
Get a normal lid (from a coke bottle) poke lots of holes in it and attach and squeeze. if you are handy with a very small skewer you can even angle the holes away from the center to create an outward flow pattern.
shamoononon
Posted 9:14 AM 13/5/08
So err... not only is that easily replicated by poking a bunch of holes in a cap like takemetoyourtoaster mentioned, but you know, I tend to use more water than a little jug of water when i take a shower.
shamoononon
carmen89
Posted 9:11 AM 13/5/08
so now I can do those Herbal Essence commcerials anywhere? AWSHOME!
carmen89
MONSTERGOC
Posted 9:08 AM 13/5/08
For 15$ you could buy me a 12 pack and Ill turn into a heated shower, bacteria free.
MONSTERGOC
DanLar75
Posted 9:05 AM 13/5/08
Of course! If I tooled together a fkin lid for a PET bottle with some holes in it I would totally charge 2-300x the manufacturing price for it!
If you buy this thing post a comment here and I will personally come home to you and take a dump in your closet!!
DanLar75
AndyDuncan
Posted 9:05 AM 13/5/08
Take two 2-liter soda bottles.
Remove the caps.
Throw one of the bottles away (or recycle it, you fucking hippie)
Poke a couple holes in one of the caps with a nail and a hammer.
I just saved you $48.57 (not including CRV).
AndyDuncan
Jesustron
Posted 8:56 AM 13/5/08
I'm really not sure how that promo photo shows off the product. The liquid is coming out like mouse pissing...and hes not showering...hes filling the moat on his sand castle? what? Fail.
Jesustron
B1663R
Posted 8:54 AM 13/5/08
$50 bucks seems a little steep to simulate hurricane conditions on a bunch of ants. I'll stick with my super soaker thanks.
B1663R
Nintenboy01
Posted 8:54 AM 13/5/08
50 bucks? I agree with Peeps, it better be made of CHROME STEEL or something for that price.
Nintenboy01
takemetoyourtoaster
Posted 8:53 AM 13/5/08
uh that would be very easy to make,
just og poke a few holes in the cap,
takemetoyourtoaster
Cordfucious
Posted 8:52 AM 13/5/08
One who showers with 16.9-20oz of water is unclean and need to be disposed of immediately
Cordfucious
Cordfucious
Step666
Posted 8:51 AM 13/5/08
Rouging it?
As in like applying make-up or something?
Step666
Pope John Peeps II
Posted 8:49 AM 13/5/08
FIFTY DOLLARS!!?!?!
Pope John Peeps II
OtioseScandal
Posted 9:23 AM 13/5/08
The person willing to shell out 50 dollars on a pathetic shower-simulation is likely to be the one "roughing it" in the huge RV that's cramping your tent into a corner... a huge RV that has a hot shower, oven, WIFI connection, and stereo system (that is of course playing the latest in Nature CDs)
OtioseScandal
shamoononon
Posted 9:17 AM 13/5/08
@shamoononon: Oh wait, Cordfucious already mentioned that point.
shamoononon
lordargent
Posted 10:07 AM 13/5/08
Jesustron: I'm really not sure how that promo photo shows off the product. The liquid is coming out like mouse pissing...and hes not showering...hes filling the moat on his sand castle? what? Fail.
What I'm wondering is why he doesn't just go take a bath in the conveniently placed ocean?
lordargent
darlliel
Posted 9:52 AM 13/5/08
There's a much better way to do this;
1.Clean out a one gallon bottle (from milk, juice, etc)
2.Poke 15-20 holes in the bottom of the bottle
3. Fill the bottle and put the cap on tightly and quickly, this will keep the eater from flowing out because no air pressure is going onto the water from the cap opening
4. Hang the bottle from a tree branch, within reach of your arm
5. Reach up and turn the cap open, one gallon of free flowing water that you don't have to hold above your head by yourself.
darlliel
Nintenboy01
Posted 11:23 AM 13/5/08
@lordargent: I nominate you for Comment of the Day. Why didn't I notice that sooner?
Nintenboy01
arekkusu82
Posted 11:21 AM 13/5/08
Why isn't there a link to the Pocket Shower in this post. Cmon Giz.
[gizmodo.com]
arekkusu82
EQC
Posted 11:30 AM 13/5/08
The ONLY way this is worth $50 is if I am the only one who has one in an area full of sexy ladies who desperately need to shower.
Come on ladies, no need to push. Sorry I don't have any means to ensure your privacy...just try to get close to me to use my body as a visual shield. I'll just hold this above your glistening naked bodies and wet you down while you rub the soap on. You want to try giving the bottle a squeeze? Okay, I'll work the soap for you... take your time, no need to rush, we can refill the bottle as many times as you need. Maybe your friend wants to come help soap you down too?
EQC
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 12:16 PM 13/5/08
Camping by a fire hydrant proves to have its benefits yet again.
Kaiser-Machead
Skitchin
Posted 12:09 PM 13/5/08
And speaking of noticing things, is that a prosthetic leg?
Skitchin
Skitchin
Posted 12:08 PM 13/5/08
100 thumbtacks - Two Dollars
2 Liter Bottled Product - Another Two Dollars
Ugly portable "shower"(finger quotes) - $50
Crushing that crappy little piece of plastic the first time you try to pack it - Priceless
Skitchin
mortel666
Posted 12:34 PM 13/5/08
Oh my gosh, the $ tumbled even worse than expected in the foreign exchange market....When did that happen?
mortel666
Hello_Newman
Posted 1:41 PM 13/5/08
Yeah I got to get on board, $50 for a water bottle nozzle that can be made for 6 cents worth of plastic. So you can take a sprinkly shower from a bottle with a 12 second supply of otherwise drinkable water? Oh super value there.
Hello_Newman
infmom
Posted 2:12 PM 13/5/08
Oh good lord. If you want a sprinkler that fits on top of a bottle, get an iron-your-clothes sprinkler from the Vermont Country Store.
infmom
theimmc
Posted 4:45 PM 13/5/08
Gizmodo, if you're going to post articles about overpriced crap like this, at least make sure there is a NSFW video of it in use.
theimmc
flyboy
Posted 10:33 PM 13/5/08
is this an Apple device.
It looks cool and is expensive, but there are some small design issues. Pretty similar precepts.
flyboy
ps61318
Posted 11:42 PM 13/5/08
@Nintenboy01: It is made from 100% uobtainium - weightless, non-polluting, anti-microbial, can be compressed to the size of a young green pea and bounce back to original shape simply by rubbing it, and heats the water without using any energy as it passes through. Requires no outside source of power, and (with all due respect to the reporter) exudes its OWN PET bottle, that takes moisture from the air and thus provides a virtually endless supply of showery goodness.
Soap not included.
ps61318
benihanagt
Posted 1:30 AM 14/5/08
Whatever, this is well worth it if you're in the situation where you need it. I'm going to buy this and send it to my brother in Iraq, who only gets to shower with water bottles.
benihanagt