Science
Earth Set to Receive Alien Reply, Invasion in 2015?
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 12:10 AM on May 15, 2008
If all goes well—or very wrong—Earth may receive a message from aliens from the Altair solar system as early as 2015. Japanese astronomers Hisashi Hirabayashi and Masaki Morimoto sent an email there back in 1983, which was lost and has just been re-discovered by the latter at the Nishi-Harima Astronomical Observatory. Hirabayashi says they were drunk at the time, which explains why some of the 13 71 x 71 pixel images are the molecular formula for ethanol, the kanji characters for "kanpai!" (cheers!), and the English word "toast." Check out some of the pictures and play drunk alien yourself after the jump.
According to Hirabayahsi, he "came up with that idea while drinking. The aliens probably won't understand that (kanpai and toast) part." We can only hope that whoever is looking for life at their radio telescope up there won't be drunk as well, if only to ensure good inter-planetary relations from the start. Example:

Obviously, this means: "Dear People of Altair, We are organisms who reproduce sexually to form families. Life on Earth started in the water." Kind of scary, but better than the alternative—after five whiskies: "Hey alien dudes, here on Earth we are all nudist. Some of us are giants with big tits. Others are giants with tiny penises. Fishes like to suntan on the beach. Turn the page to see us drunk. Kanpai!"

Whatever happens with the decoding of this binary message, at least it gives a little hope to Mulder-wannabes and tinfoil hatters all over the world, who may see alien contact in just seven years. Otherwise, the prospect was quite bad: US scientists sent another message to M13—the Hercules globular cluster—thinking that having a big concentration of stars, it may give us a bigger possibility of getting an answer back, instead of Elvis singing back "Return to Sender." Unfortunately, they didn't think that the waiting time to get a message back from a planet in M13 would be a bit too long: a mere 46,000 years.
While Hirabayashi is hopeful that his message was received in 1999 and now a reply is getting back to be received by any Jodie Foster listening out there, he knows that it's highly improbable that it would work. "I believe in aliens, but they are very difficult to find," he says.
If you add the fact that Altair may not have any planets at all, the chances are extremely slim. Still, he says that they did it because "it was good enough," and he is glad about it, especially after all the messages he got from schoolchildren everywhere: "children's response is the best thing."
What he doesn't realise is that children are small, talk in strange gibberish and get green sometimes, so his aliens may have contacted him already. [Sankei via Pink Tentacle]

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WTFFTW
Posted 12:40 AM 15/5/08
How did those Japanese scientists know the e-mail address of someone living in the Altair system? Really makes me wonder???????????
WTFFTW
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 12:39 AM 15/5/08
@Elk: I laughed. Great graphic touch!
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Elk
Posted 12:32 AM 15/5/08
@Aneurism: Beat me to it :)
Elk
comfortablesofa
Posted 12:28 AM 15/5/08
Makes me wonder if they're gonna take my jerb ... that's really the last thing I'd want from aliens.
comfortablesofa
Curves
Posted 12:28 AM 15/5/08
So if they arrive they will be looking for drunk, land walking fishes with big breasts and tiny peni? I hope they choose their destination city well.
Curves
Aneurism
Posted 12:28 AM 15/5/08
The Tom Cruise stamps was a nice touch!
Aneurism
Joseph
Posted 12:26 AM 15/5/08
@xint: The e-mail will probably go to the spam box.
Joseph
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 12:24 AM 15/5/08
They probably won't even take the time to reply. They'll probably just show up with their hopes set on adding size to their manhood and cheap Canadian drugs.
GeekyNerdGuy
xint
Posted 12:22 AM 15/5/08
In the first paragraph when it says that "they were drunk at the time" I thought it was a joke. But they really were drunk at the time! LOL!
We should start an "Alien Reply Pool".
I say $20 bucks to THERE WONT BE A REPLY.
Who's in?
xint
ripfire4
Posted 12:54 AM 15/5/08
We're doomed.
ripfire4
xint
Posted 12:54 AM 15/5/08
@WTFFTW: greenguys@planetzciftron.com
...everybody knows that.
xint
Log1c
Posted 12:52 AM 15/5/08
Is this better than sending the Beetles at them?
Log1c
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 1:48 AM 15/5/08
Wait? The tubes run all the way to Altair?
GeekyNerdGuy
nutbastard
Posted 1:41 AM 15/5/08
Beware the reptilians, and the greys can't be trusted. The smaller-than-grey-eyed humanoid "bubbleheads" are good people though. But there won't be open contact until after the coming earth changes, when we enter the 5th Realm.
nutbastard
nutbastard
Posted 1:37 AM 15/5/08
THEY'RE LOOKING IN THE WRONG SYSTEM!
Pleiades is the spot.
nutbastard
Joetimek
Posted 1:32 AM 15/5/08
Ironic that the time of this discovery coincides with the Vatican's pronouncement that Aliens may exist. Hmm...
Joetimek
wingbatwu
Posted 1:31 AM 15/5/08
Altairians can read japanese?
wingbatwu
AmplifiedHustler
Posted 1:30 AM 15/5/08
Heck, I sent an email a few years back praising mankind's technological accomplishments thus far...
They sent me a Mac vs. PC ad
AmplifiedHustler
IVPPITER
Posted 1:25 AM 15/5/08
do they have A.A. in the altair system?
IVPPITER
singlecoilpickup
Posted 1:21 AM 15/5/08
Or maybe the aliens will think it's a game and will send us back dirty pictures from their side of the galaxy.
Either way, expect death to rain from the skies in 2015.
singlecoilpickup
icegnome
Posted 1:13 AM 15/5/08
Someday I want to get paid to get drunk and make dirty binary pictures....
icegnome
baldingnerd
Posted 1:12 AM 15/5/08
@WTFFTW: ...easy
aliens@altairsystem.com
baldingnerd
Curves
Posted 2:17 AM 15/5/08
@nutbastard: Works fine for me Bud.
Curves
DanLar75
Posted 2:15 AM 15/5/08
KAMPAIIII!!!! Many happy dance!
DanLar75
utube2007
Posted 2:15 AM 15/5/08
what is with the comments i submitted some comments already and nothing happened
utube2007
Skitchin
Posted 1:56 AM 15/5/08
I don't think we're going to get any response. But of course, I don't expect to get past 2012 anyhow :P. I don't doubt life elsewhere, but how do we know another life form would communicate in the same way as us, or even be able to properly decode the message? Hell, it might just cause a 10 second interruption in their alien version of MacGyver. Any non-believers ask yourself this, have we not set foot on the moon? Were we not alien visitors there?
Skitchin
nutbastard
Posted 1:52 AM 15/5/08
ok the "reply to" button is broke. someone must have spilled root beer in these tubes again!
nutbastard
nutbastard
Posted 1:51 AM 15/5/08
@GeekyNerdGuy
Well, yeah - Another situation where it's a good thing the internet isn't a truck.
nutbastard
redrabbit
Posted 3:03 AM 15/5/08
I think that there are aliens out there as well. I mean just look at the SIZE of the Galaxy that we've still haven't explored. And don't get started on the rest of the universe and it's 100 Billion other galaxies. It sucks not knowing what's out there.
redrabbit
carmen89
Posted 2:36 AM 15/5/08
I thought that was larry king for a momento! @WTFFTW: thats what i was wondering myself! where the hell did they get the address... is there a black market for such things?
carmen89
N@tedog
Posted 2:34 AM 15/5/08
Tom Cruise stamp! Hahahahahah! That'll be the day.
N@tedog
dshramek
Posted 2:33 AM 15/5/08
How could we get a reply from Altair? The Krell killed themselves off long ago with their own monsters from the id.
dshramek
apeguero
Posted 2:30 AM 15/5/08
@baldingnerd: No man. It's: webmaster@altairsystem.gov
apeguero
utube2007
Posted 2:25 AM 15/5/08
What makes us think the aliens even use electromagnetic waves at all. They could be on there planet wondering are they the only ones in the galaxy, and all we keep sending is tv shows, music, emails and noise we could atleast send a damn map to the moon.
There proabably wondering where all this shit is coming from if they can understand it. What makes us think they have computers, internet, tv, radio to understand the damn messeges how about just sending fucking light wouldnt that be the best option, if they dont have the technology to decode our shit they atleast have eyes so that they can see so sending light, laser beam or something that they can see from there planet.
For all we know they could be living like we did 300 years ago, so infact they wouldnt be able to understand our crap getting sent. We need to just go back and send simple stuff to them we dont know if there more/less/advance than us so we should use both options they might be using any type of gama/radio/electromagnetic waves at all they could use light for all we know.
utube2007
Poon
Posted 3:25 AM 15/5/08
Maybe we can give them Doritos.
Poon
Poon
Posted 3:24 AM 15/5/08
Such a stupid idea. It's like a rabbit yelling into a dark cave wondering if there's a bear in there.
We are SOOOO dead.
Poon
Jesus Diaz
Posted 3:13 AM 15/5/08
@N@tedog: The aliens love him. Didn't you get the memo?
Jesus Diaz
carmen89
Posted 3:53 AM 15/5/08
@danger_the_pirate: OMGGGGGGGGGGG you just HAD to go and ruin the fun. you bastard.
You're going to give us information from wiki? cmon! you should know better than that.
:)
carmen89
MasterYong
Posted 3:53 AM 15/5/08
everyone already knows they're coming in 2012... David Icke said so- and he's a rational, sane man! Right? RIGHT? (yeah right)
MasterYong
danger_the_pirate
Posted 3:38 AM 15/5/08
not to be a buzzkill or anything, but altair is a class A star. no life there. [en.wikipedia.org]
danger_the_pirate
nutbastard
Posted 4:35 AM 15/5/08
@carmen89:
Whats wrong with Wiki???
nutbastard
nutbastard
Posted 4:35 AM 15/5/08
@danger_the_pirate:
One can't prove a negative, and i think our complete lack of experience with ET and/or non-carbon/non-DNA life makes assumptions like that pretty moot. All you can say with any degree of certainty is that Earth-like life couldn't have ORIGINATED there.
nutbastard
ChootinDaChit
Posted 4:17 AM 15/5/08
Anybody ever read Greg Bear's The Forge of God ? We might want to reconsider all these haphazard and deliberate electromagnetic signals we're spewing out into the universe... In the last 60 years we've become a huge beacon to anyone out there listening, and there's no guarantee that they're going to be friendly.
Okay, I just reread this and I sound like a kook. Heh. Good SF novel, though!
ChootinDaChit
wolfenstein-3d
Posted 5:31 AM 15/5/08
@carmen89: Wiki reminds me of Anchorman.
Ron Burgandy (wiki): San Diego, means a "Whales Vagina"
Scorpion woman (reader): Uh, that can't be correct...
wolfenstein-3d
nutbastard
Posted 5:26 AM 15/5/08
@carmen89:
according to wikipedia, a lot:
[en.wikipedia.org]
nutbastard
carmen89
Posted 5:19 AM 15/5/08
@nutbastard: if you have to ask...you'll never know,lol.
carmen89
strider_mt2k
Posted 5:48 AM 15/5/08
Start building Draco's Tavern.
strider_mt2k
ottermann
Posted 6:44 AM 15/5/08
@utube2007:
What makes you think they have eyes? Your post makes it sound like you assume the aliens would be like us.
They almost certainly wouldn't.
The reasoning behind the DRUNK guys sending what they did was, it's better than sending nothing.
Even if the technologies are incompatible, there is a high degree of likeliness that the aliens would be able to figure out the signals weren't natural.
Your idea of light isn't that great either. Look up into the night sky and all you see are celestial bodies that produce....*gasp*....light.
If aliens were to shine a big flashlight at us, most people would think it was a new star, or some sort of pulse from a distant quasar.
@danger_the_pirate:
Says who? Just because carbon based life couldn't exist there doesn't mean some other "life" might not be there.
When looking for extraterrestrial life, all preconceptions of what life is must be thrown out. Chances are high that any alien that comes to earth would die a horrible death in out oxygen based atmosphere. Oxygen is poisonous unless you are adapted to it, like we are.
So, ET may be a semi-gelatinous blob with an appendage jutting from its center, that oozes instead of walks, and uses receptors in its skin to "see" its surroundings while it takes it's nourishment from the atmosphere of pure gaseous cobalt.
ottermann
Shingo56
Posted 7:34 AM 15/5/08
@nutbastard: Yes the small Asgard race is really good while the Gould are baaaaad, is that when the Stargate program will be revealed to the public??
Shingo56
FritzLaurel
Posted 7:33 AM 15/5/08
I'm surprised they didn't throw in some images from some classic japanese "game shows," wink, wink...
FritzLaurel
nutbastard
Posted 8:07 AM 15/5/08
@Shingo56:
Whereas you're talking about some modern FICTION, I'm talking about ancient prophesy.
Things to check out:
Forbidden Archeology, specifically the metal spheres from South Africa, and the Crystal Skulls.
Early and Prehistorical texts, like the Indian Vedic Texts, The cylinder seals and clay tablets of Sumar, and Mayan accounts of Atlantis, AS WELL AS the Radioactive Glass Sheets found in the Deserts of Libya that are thousands of years old. Theres only one way to make sheets of radioactive glass in the desert, my friend.
nutbastard
hnkelley
Posted 8:05 AM 15/5/08
{OFF TOPIC, sorry} @Poon: Hey! Where'd you get that image you're using for your icon?!? I have a copy of it (named: Worst Hunting Dog) that I got from somewhere over five years ago and, except for my copy, have never seen it since. Great pic. :)
hnkelley
hnkelley
Posted 7:57 AM 15/5/08
@nutbastard: I thought it was broken, too. They just changed how it functions. Click it, then scroll down to the the entry box. You'll see the 'reply to' text in there. A pain to get used to at first (the first 5 seconds), but it's kinda nice. Makes it easier to reply to many comments in one shot.
hnkelley
LindsayJoy
Posted 8:39 AM 15/5/08
If they got sent a pic with a girl that looks like the one held by the alien, who knows, they might be inclined to come on over!
LindsayJoy
phoghat
Posted 9:50 AM 15/5/08
@xint: Give me odds and your on.
phoghat
danger_the_pirate
Posted 10:12 AM 15/5/08
@everybody: its a class A star. that means it has a lifespan of about a billion years. our planet took 750 million just to stabilize and begin forming oceans. but then again this is a blog about gadgets and not science, so i dont know why i bother.
danger_the_pirate
Valicious
Posted 2:26 PM 15/5/08
@nutbastard: and wasn't crystal skull issues resolved?
Valicious
Valicious
Posted 2:25 PM 15/5/08
@nutbastard: It only looks radioactive.
Valicious
Rususeruru
Posted 2:15 PM 15/5/08
2012 is the end... well if you believe in the whole linear bit.
On topic, I think the aliens will be more inclined to be like grumpy Old men and tell us the STFU and get off their [galaxy] and wonder why we keep throwing crap out into space.
Rususeruru
twophrasebark
Posted 11:24 PM 15/5/08
I'd like to think that we'd get a response when two people like this weren't trying very hard and laughing.
That's usually when you hit paydirt.
twophrasebark
springy
Posted 6:59 PM 15/5/08
@nutbastard
No such thing as prehistorical texts - if you have texts you've made it out of prehistory.
springy
ajadoniz
Posted 12:15 AM 16/5/08
2015? hows that possible when the event in 2012 will happen?
ajadoniz
aeroworks
Posted 6:15 AM 15/5/08
This message just shows how weak and easy we are to conquer. Why is it a few crackpots can send a message that may bring the wolves to enslave us all? I would rather find the aliens on our own terms, and NEVER giv e up our real location.
Would you put your name and address on the back of your new BMW??? heck no! you might get some ghetto clowns beating down your door.
aeroworks