@loutang82: Well I learn something new every day (or at least, every month).

@MagnoliaBoy: OOPS.

itchytooth

@DeadWriter:

ROCK AND ROLL!!!

Stacky Botrus

@itchytooth: That's DOOM, all caps, no trick spelin'.

MagnoliaBoy

Just a couple things... dont attach it to your shirt. That makes you look all saggy and it runis the effect. Instead, I would get some good 3M or something, and temporarily glue or tape it to my chest.

Oh, and buy a smaller shirt, lol. It might help just a bit.
Not that I'd know or anything.

tek_nic

@itchytooth doom actually did get his current mask from gladiator. His original one looked more like Dr. Doom.

loutang82

@TheSonOfKrypton: Put Ozzy's iron man on repeat and you'll get an extra 20lbs on your bench, easy... or at least you'll get to see shaky cellphone footage of yourself on youtube

lpranal

Jesus, Tony Stark really let himself go.

opedog

muscles not included.

litlchamp

@Kaiser-Machead: Quite the contrary - MF Doom has been sportin' the look since back in the day (late 90's?)

This was when the mask was brand spanking new
Before it got rusted from drinking all the brew
Stankin' too, pew

itchytooth

God damn I'd crack myself up wearing this to the gym since I already workout in a wife beater.....Yes, I know everyone else will think its stupid, but fuck them...As long as I'm laughing, that's all that matters....Amirite?

TheSonOfKrypton

@Rabid Penguin: Yup. And drinking indiscriminantly.

Log1c

@DeadWriter: Well, makes you live longer, unlike what I would have previously imaged a urinal cake to be. Wow, i threw this off topic, sorry.

shamoononon

@shamoononon: I do have a strange diet, I'm an omnivore living as a vegan.

DeadWriter

@shamoononon: [en.wikipedia.org] - they come in many colors (mostly white and pastels). Though if you want a men's room experience sans urinal cakes, I recommend the Madonna Inn

+ Watch video

DeadWriter

@Log1c: And isn't that really what being Tony/Iron Man is all about?

Rabid Penguin

@tucker: Sorry, I don't often venture into the mens room to check out the urinals, but thank you.

@Rabid Penguin: I guess yah learn something every day. Here i thought DeadWriter just had a really strange diet.

shamoononon

LOL @ irondork... bahahaha

cloudnine

Also this doesn't get you laid like Tony either.

Log1c

@Rabid Penguin: "...make it smell..."
I'm having a serious issue today.

Rabid Penguin

@shamoononon: Do you really not know what a urinal cake is? perhaps you are too young. hmmmm.

tucker

@shamoononon: You serious? It's a disc you drop into a urinal to make is smell less uriny. (see: urinal deodorizer block)

Rabid Penguin

@Kaiser-Machead: UH OH!!! And with a giant spit ball machine too.

shamoononon

HA. i feel bad for that guy.

:(

Vonn64

Tony Sdork!!

ArielWollinger

@itchytooth: Looks more like someone from The Roots has been raiding the prop closet from the set of Gladiator.

Kaiser-Machead

And it couldn't power your dignity..

not even for fifteen minutes.

Kaiser-Machead

I like this Iron Man costume more.

itchytooth

Hahahahaha. Oh man ... which commenter is that in the photo? Fess up.

Do you think he puts on his Fedora with that before he leaves the house?

GeekyNerdGuy

@DeadWriter: hmmm... What's a urinal cake?

shamoononon

I saw a fat guy wearing a green lantern logo shirt today. It made me laugh. Then, I saw this, remembered the fat guy, and laughed again.

adamator

Until the mask is wearable I couldn't give a shit.

mnit

I hadn't realized that it looked like a glowing urinal cake until now.

DeadWriter

Awesome!

takashimike 2.0

See the cocktail joke isn't as funny when you realize that Robert Downey Jr can't (and won't) even touch alcohol.

Substance_D

@Gary_7vn: It's nylon pellets. The name PolyMorph is a trade name. [reprap.org] has a list of sellers.

DeadWriter

You know what happens when you make armor like Iron Man? Your partner kills you and Graviton gets blamed for it.

logruszed

Where can I get some of this "polymorph" stuff? And another question, when are marketers going to learn to give their products unique names that work on the google? Try googling polymorph... useless. They may as well have called it "horse" or something.

Gary_7vn

@litlchamp: You win this thread.

EBone

@Kaiser-Machead: He's the rocket scientist with the pocket wine list.

dingus

RKelly + (Iron Man + glowing urinal cake) = happily ever after

halfro

I have not seen Iron Man can anyone please fill me in on the general plot so I can join in on conversations regarding the subject,

ichi1

A la' Billy Joel

"Some folks like to get away
Take a holiday from the neighbourhood
Hop a flight to Miami Beach
Or to Hollywood
But I'm taking a Labo
Drinkin scotch and snorting lines....
I'm in a Tony Stark state of mind"

And for those that will say Tony Stark doesn't do lines, they just don't put this in the comics. He is a playboy alcoholic billionaire that says up all night feverishly working, totally focused on fixing all the all the Avengers gadget/suit malfunctions (remember when he fixes Spidy's suit and gets Spidy senses? Sweet!) So. There. They just had to sensor that part. But you *know* its true. He just tones it down before he is gonna get laid so things...."work".

LindsayJoy

@Substance_D: fortunately for RD jr. I can drink for two of us.

jesusdiaz

I would totally buy this...

goldfinger7476

@LindsayJoy:

He just tones it down before he is gonna get laid so things...."work".

Naw, why do you think they call him Iron Man?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

alowishus

@shamoononon: Okay, so maybe you've never gone into a men's room, but do you not love The Simpsons?

"Mmm, urinal fresh." - Homer, in "And Maggie Makes Three" from Season 6.

frndlybnny

I am all for arc reactors, but they should never run on martinis. Well, not good martinis, anyway.

Brian Sexton

Phony Stark.

kangaroo

@kswiss19: Not to sound straight, but I want to have sex with you.

itchytooth

not to sound gay but 2 things wrong here. 1) the arc reactor, homemade fake 1 is to low on his chest, and 2) that guy ain't got the muscles like Robert Downy Jr.

kswiss19

Awesome: seconded

sonicwind

@ichi1: Imagine a story and plot made up and written by a teenage boy, add in some really great special effects and stunts. The End.

sonicwind

@shamoononon: A urinal cake is something you only eat when you are drunk in a mens bathroom.

--Tito--

Love the picture

Crescent