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Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot’s Children Massacre

8:10AM May 22, 2008 | Adam Frucci

My attempt: “Oh, crap, this is John Cronner’s birthday party? My bad.”

Surely, you can do better. [Fukung]



Comments

  • dan

    May 22, 2008 at 10:02 AM

    exterminate! exterminate!

  • Glen Richards

    May 22, 2008 at 6:30 PM

    “these children don’t have red hair?!?! sorry”

  • Glen Richards

    May 22, 2008 at 6:37 PM

    “Now who’s inanimate?!”

  • adamnfish

    May 22, 2008 at 7:35 PM

    Tommy the robot had misunderstand “jigsaw afternoon”

  • Laurence

    May 22, 2008 at 7:48 PM

    The humans are dead,
    The humans are dead.
    We used poisonous gasses
    And we poisoned their asses.
    The humans are dead.
    (Yes they are dead.)

  • Simon Foxe

    May 22, 2008 at 9:48 PM

    Wait, wait… Pull my finger again!

  • CJ

    May 23, 2008 at 9:48 AM

    … And the happy robot danced long into the night, oblivious to the funky mahem it had caused.

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