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Cake Royale USB Drives Are Delicious, But Deadly For Children
Posted by Jason Chen at 5:15 AM on May 9, 2008
Not since the USB Food Hub from Solid Alliance have we seen a peripheral that made us actually want to put it in our mouths and swallow. These Cake Royale series drives range from chocolate, to some yellow looking one, to a white one with strawberries on top, and finally a fruity one. Can you tell we went to culinary academy for three years? No price yet, but the release date is sometime in May. [Vavolo via Nexus404]
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shamoononon
Posted 6:06 AM 9/5/08
@carmen89: ::sigh:: you're 19? Now this thread really sucks!!! (or I'm just really jealous)
shamoononon
carmen89
Posted 6:00 AM 9/5/08
@Atsumi: LMAOOOOOO you really just made my day. ::wipes tear from eye:: 1 gig?!...when i...when i put it in my usb port...it says it says...IS IT IN YET?! hahaha....sorry
carmen89
Atsumi
Posted 5:55 AM 9/5/08
NSFW-ish
Atsumi
carmen89
Posted 5:50 AM 9/5/08
@Atsumi: ....link please!
carmen89
Curves
Posted 5:43 AM 9/5/08
I dont know about your co-workers, but if you leave ANYTHING even remotely edible sitting around here, it vanishes. Fast.
Curves
Atsumi
Posted 5:43 AM 9/5/08
...have we seen a peripheral that made us actually want to put it in our mouths and swallow
Really? I felt that way with the penis USB drives.
Wait...
Atsumi
stryder100
Posted 5:40 AM 9/5/08
Very realistic. Yummy.
stryder100
ideaman2020
Posted 5:38 AM 9/5/08
@General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler: Cat's azz peripherals R so yesterdaze!
Can I haz cheezburger?
ideaman2020
Windhawk
Posted 5:36 AM 9/5/08
Well, that takes the ...! (oh, nevermind)
Windhawk
ideaman2020
Posted 5:35 AM 9/5/08
Let them eat USB!
ideaman2020
carmen89
Posted 5:35 AM 9/5/08
I LOVE cakes with fruit
I know what I want for my 19th birthday...imma buy one of these and take it to the bakers.
carmen89
General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler
Posted 5:28 AM 9/5/08
What's next a peripheral up a cows/peacock/dog/cats ass?
General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler
Munch
Posted 5:27 AM 9/5/08
Now you're just making this too easy
Munch
bosskev
Posted 5:23 AM 9/5/08
Great. I just make a public commitment to lose weight, and you taunt me with these delectable gadgets! Damn you, Gizmodo, damn you to hell!
bosskev
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 5:21 AM 9/5/08
Ugh. Up next, we'll see a Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Heart Plug USB drive...
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Darrone
Posted 5:21 AM 9/5/08
Whoever is buying stuff like this, please stop. let the company's that make this see its not profitable and stop wasting our time.
Darrone
Sora57
Posted 5:21 AM 9/5/08
These look sweet! I heard they are a piece of cake to use.
Sora57
man_in_gauze
Posted 6:46 AM 9/5/08
I would expect to see this on Kotaku.
If it came in a decent size, with a commensurate price, I'd pick one up.
man_in_gauze
carmen89
Posted 6:29 AM 9/5/08
@Atsumi: WTF?! thats horrible! I have thought about it SO MANY times to tell them it's my birthday just to see what happens and now you have assured me that I WILL NEVER EVER do this,lol. You should go around to schools in America and let them know the dangers of lying for food.
carmen89
Atsumi
Posted 6:27 AM 9/5/08
@carmen89: Oh crap. You reminded me of a very scary instance.
When I was like 16 or something, my best friend and I went to Ryan's and told them "It's out birthday, we're twins." So they brought us both cake and ice cream... and we left before they could get the balloons to us.
Later that night me (now) ex-boyfriend got his pinky chopped off. I still refer to that as the "Satan Cake Incident."
Atsumi
Atsumi
Posted 6:25 AM 9/5/08
@bosskev: They just need to make USB candles and you'll be set.
Atsumi
carmen89
Posted 6:21 AM 9/5/08
@Atsumi: haha I am gonna get like 12 pieces of these usbs and make a small mini cake,lol.
@bosskev: :( I didn't mean to :'(
LoL...theres only so many times the workers at chucky cheese can sing you happy birthday without KNOWING you're just lying to yourself and everyone around you...it's time to come clean!
carmen89
bosskev
Posted 6:15 AM 9/5/08
@carmen89:
sez carmen89: "This wound is still open. Quick! Hand me some salt!"
Actually, it wont' be too long before I celebrate my 18th birthday. Third one.
bosskev
Atsumi
Posted 6:13 AM 9/5/08
@carmen89: I turn 20 in September. MAYBE I'LL GET ONE OF THESE FOR MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Atsumi
carmen89
Posted 6:09 AM 9/5/08
@shamoononon: why does this thread suck :(
Don't be jealous it's not like i'll be 18 forever...I TURN 19 IN JULY , SEE!
carmen89
VENAT0R
Posted 6:59 AM 9/5/08
@Munch: you almost beat me...
'Not since the USB Food Hub from Solid Alliance have we seen a peripheral that made us actually want to put it in our mouths and swallow'
oh really? what about this one......
[tinyurl.com]
VENAT0R
carmen89
Posted 7:52 AM 9/5/08
@gtpooh: ..... i don't
carmen89
gtpooh
Posted 7:45 AM 9/5/08
Sorry, I have to say it. I LIKE PIE!
[we-live.to]
gtpooh
Atsumi
Posted 8:55 AM 9/5/08
@MichelleMyBelle: I'd do it. Right along side my DeathStar cake.
Also... before anyone else says it...
The cake is a lie.
Yeah. I went there.
Atsumi
MichelleMyBelle
Posted 8:42 AM 9/5/08
They should market them to wedding planners as guest favors; they'll sell hundreds at a time.
MichelleMyBelle
Atsumi
Posted 8:35 AM 9/5/08
@VENAT0R: But then I ended up beating you. :p
Atsumi
gtpooh
Posted 9:51 AM 10/5/08
@Atsumi: That's what she said?
gtpooh
gtpooh
Posted 9:50 AM 10/5/08
@carmen89: Ah, because you have never had MY pie. I learned from my great grandmother in the 1960s. The trick is to add the water and mix as little as possible, so you don't break up the tiny globules of shortening that make it flaky. :D
gtpooh