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BBQ Sword Makes You the Swashbuckler of Sausages
Posted by Sean Fallon at 10:30 AM on May 9, 2008
En Garde meat products! Armed with your BBQ sword you can finally take your rightful place at the grill as the Musketeer of meats. Plus, with the handy eye mask that is included, you can maintain your secret identity. Just remember, theatrics are the name of the game for any superhero—so make sure to "sign" your KC masterpieces with a Zorro-esque slash of your sword. Available soon for around US$29. [Firebox via NOTCOT]
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strider_mt2k
Posted 11:07 AM 9/5/08
I'll beat you my fat fryer, with my trusty quarterstaff.
(Actually it's a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling HIM that!)
+ Watch video
strider_mt2k
shamoononon
Posted 11:03 AM 9/5/08
Who's the dweeb they got to model it? Doesn't look like much of a bbq man.
shamoononon
honozooloo
Posted 11:03 AM 9/5/08
LULz @title and image. Best I've seen in months.
honozooloo
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 11:02 AM 9/5/08
WHAT SCIENCE HAS DONE???
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Ryan H
Posted 11:00 AM 9/5/08
It's a pork sword!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryan H
Cordfucious
Posted 10:48 AM 9/5/08
Cordfucious says.... this is for the IDIOTS who is all flash, no skill.
The grill is no place for amaturish prostetics and underwhelming heroics.
Cordfucious
DustyButt
Posted 10:44 AM 9/5/08
Shhh.
If you listen, you can hear the personal injury lawsuits getting ready.
DustyButt
Michai
Posted 11:38 AM 9/5/08
Rephrase the sentence "...Makes You the Swashbuckler of Sausages" and you get "Makes you a french meat pirate". I'll pass on this one.
Michai
Atsumi
Posted 11:27 AM 9/5/08
I'm totally wearing this to my next camp out!
Marshmallows, Hot dogs, and me dressed like Zorro being an idiot around fire.
Who could ask for more?
(Don't answer that)
Atsumi
Sora57
Posted 12:00 PM 9/5/08
I thought he looks more like Robin than Zorro. And that made sense to me, because I always suspected Robin preferred weiners.
Sora57
karmaghost
Posted 11:55 AM 9/5/08
Unless you're cooking them over a camp fire, puncturing your sausages/brats/hot dogs/etc. is not advisable. You lose all the juices!
Otherwise, I understand this is just a novelty thing.
karmaghost
Crescent
Posted 2:46 PM 9/5/08
the best idea here is the mask, oh you will need the mask!
Crescent
carmen89
Posted 4:22 PM 9/5/08
Invention for the fat kinky girl :)
carmen89
pax85
Posted 5:07 PM 9/5/08
I'm totally getting for my friends birthday and his poolparty!
pax85
Git Em SteveDave
Posted 9:01 PM 9/5/08
@Git Em SteveDave: I should have prefaced with the fact that my neighbors got me a meat brand w/my initials for Christmas a few years back, and I use it whenever I can.
Git Em SteveDave
Git Em SteveDave
Posted 9:00 PM 9/5/08
Is it flexible? B/c I can imagine myself practicing flinging food onto the plates of far-away party guests. Perhaps the master could teach me how to whip it around to get the sausage/hot dog/baked potato to land directly in their mouth.
It would be nice if the mask wasn't a cut-out.
Git Em SteveDave
bms
Posted 9:44 PM 9/5/08
@strider_mt2k: Nice throwback. That was one of my favorites growing up.
bms
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 10:20 PM 9/5/08
Perfect for your next sausage festival.
(oh wait - that came out wrong)
OMG! Ponies!
jjlrn1
Posted 10:19 PM 9/5/08
@Crescent: Will the mask stop people from pummeling the person wearing/weilding this get up, I think not!
jjlrn1
Zaxxon Q Blaque
Posted 10:36 PM 9/5/08
So only one Juno pork sword comment? Hmm, I expected more.
Zaxxon Q Blaque
Curves
Posted 10:30 PM 9/5/08
Maybe its for role play BBQs.
@OMG! Ponies!: nutbastard told me once that Giz is one big sausage fest.
Curves
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 11:32 PM 9/5/08
@Curves: He only said that ONCE? I find that hard to believe. Speaking of sausage fests, you coming to the Coney Island meetup?
OMG! Ponies!
FredicvsMaximvs
Posted 11:29 PM 9/5/08
Wow, that thing looks absolutely retarded.
I think I need two.
FredicvsMaximvs
liveinvt
Posted 11:29 PM 9/5/08
Why wouldn't you just use a real sword? Wimps.
liveinvt
Curves
Posted 12:44 AM 10/5/08
@OMG! Ponies!: I would love to go to Coney, though I am not a "ride" person, and the the baseball game and hotdogs sounds great, unfor, I have a vacation with the FA.MI.LY. (5 frigging generations of annoying) right before that and wont be able to come. I want them to webcast it though so I can be there virtually.
Curves
faslane
Posted 1:03 AM 10/5/08
If I ever see anyone wearing the mask I'll hit them.
Faslane
faslane
Tony C
Posted 3:11 AM 10/5/08
@faslane: Even if they're a superhero? LOL
Tony C