"You think you're better than me?? Name anything in this room and I'll pick it up!!!"

Joe_Bagadonuts

I'm still wondering when the HP branded version of this is going to show up. I wound up getting the old PC Card version super-cheap because HP had umpteen thousand made and failed to really market them properly, so they were going for about £15 (half the RRP) everywhere. With tha sort of debacle the Expresscard version could become affordable too.

Sockatume

The real question is, how will they deal with the onslaught of men claiming to be the one-and-only #1 Dad?

karmaghost

what if ur dads the #1 biggest @$$hole. :-P

jrghoull

@nutbastard: Of all people you should know I'm not a mom, given Who's Your Daddy.

92BuickLeSabre

I'm a modest dad. I'm certainly not numero uno and I don't want to be a "number two" so how about a "90th percentile dad" mouse?

CameoSurtur

@darthweef:

did anyone hear anything? no? me neither. must've been the wind.

nutbastard

@Windhawk:

yeah i noticed that my badge of honor is really a billboard of toolish shame...

nutbastard

@takashimike:

Come, now. Women don't know how to use electronics! (Giggle, wink!)

bensinger

people still bitching about this star? duh. its old. get over it.

Amiash

Where's Sylvester McMonkey McBean when you need him?

92BuickLeSabre

@nutbastard: Sux that as a star-man that you are reduced to pimping for Acura. :-)

Windhawk

@vertigo: I always thought gheys couldn't have children.

Rabid Penguin

What if you are politically correct and have two ghey dads - would one of them have to settle for #2 dad or would they just get the #1 Mom Mouse?

vertigo

As a bland motherfucker I take offense to that... ;)

darthweef

@Rabid Penguin:

YEAH HEY i got an AWESOME IDEA!

a special post that only star commenters can comment on... oh man we'd be bouncing off each others comments like mad, without all the bland motherfuckers breaking our flow.

nutbastard

@nutbastard: If I post on a thread with all star-commenters do I unlock a an Achievement?

Rabid Penguin

@nutbastard: Ahahahahahabigwhoopwannafightaboutit?!

ripfire4

@ripfire4: :c) Congratulations.

Rabid Penguin

@nutbastard: I have one too. The bar of stardom is grazing the gravel people.

Kaiser-Machead

How 'bout that, huh? The World's Greatest Dad. My son made it for me.

The best in the world. Which means I'm better than just number one.

MANDELBAUM, MANDELBAUM, MANDELBAUM!!!

Mooby

Yah, I think this would go straight to my dads head. I don't think anyone should be told they're number one. I could just see him at the dinner table know talking about how he gave it 110% and came out swinging, and how big of a win it is for him, and how the other dads put up a good fight.

Shifty203

That "a" becomes an "o" easily for your favorite defense contractor of ANY gender!

-or change that "a" to a "u" and capitalize an "E" out of the exclamation point for that #1 DudE!!

(Waddya want for nothin'...a rubber biscuit?)

strider_mt2k

@ripfire4:

yeah it seems they give em out to pretty much anybody, these days.

they USED to be special, before, you know, YOU got one.

nutbastard

@Rabid Penguin: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Now wait just a damn min.




I've got a freakin star?!

ripfire4

@Rabid Penguin: Oh, my.
You sir, are in for it...and for that, I commend you.

shenanigans61

I laughed when I went on to the LEGO store on line and saw;

Father's Day Gift Ideas: Find a Great Gift for Dad!

They totally didn't have this up for Valentines Day or Mothers day (not that I'm a mom!)

See here:

[shop.lego.com]

LindsayJoy

Mine just says Mogo. :(

adamator

@takashimike: It takes two to make a baby, or are they not teaching that in biology anymore? Plus what do women need a mouse for? When is the dad going to find time out of his busy schedule to show her how to use it?... plus you really don't need a mouse to bake a pie anyway. FLAME ON!

Rabid Penguin

#1 Dad beer-dispensing ash tray that projects porn would appeal to a wider market.

Kaiser-Machead

With no wires, it can be hurled at your kid's head when they piss you off.

Windhawk

@nutbastard: well nut, that would be me. and i don't want it. so maybe they can make a #2 dad mouse, and see if he wants it.

tucker

@92BuickLeSabre:

please! puh-lease! im tired of whiny moms declaring they work harder than employed men. lets see these moms go frame a house in 100 degree heat for 10 hours.

nutbastard

If these people had any integrity, they would have only made on of these, and sold it only to whoever is, in fact, the best dad in the world.

nutbastard

And that was what Egyptians used,the #1 dad(dead)mouse became #1 mom(mommy) mouse.

billcanada

@92BuickLeSabre: Yeah.. It's all about dads these days. I guess the people who are making the mouse pad forgot who brought them into this world. I hope that husband won't get any tonight.

takashimike

@takashimike: She works 10x as hard does it 100x better and gets nothing for her efforts except resentful children and a husband who runs around preening and showing of his #1 Dad Notebook Mouse.

92BuickLeSabre

What about #1 mom?

takashimike