The Dalek Voice Changing Helmet Will Exterminate Your Love Life
The popularity of the hideous Dalek Sec Hybrid Mask last year proved once again that Dr. Who fans are a loyal bunch. Soon, these fans will be able to strike fear/laughter in the hearts of their enemies once again by donning this dapper Dalek voice changing helmet. Naturally, you will be able to run around yelling "EXTERMINATE" with the classic cold, robotic tone—but you will also be able to play back recorded Dalek phrases or activate the exterminator sound. But before you get too excited, check out the image after the break to see how un-cool you will look wearing it.
Available for pre-order now. Ships in May for US$74.99. [Big Bad Toy Store and Toyology]
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EX.TER.MI.NA.TE.!!!!!
pharago
@hypereric:
Heh, i'm 27, and i too have a wife that would love all of what you just said (if i'd do it, that its :p).
As a matter of fact, she wants a "Police Call Box" sign above ANY door of our apartment (a la the comic book store, "Fantasy Bazaar" from Spaced).
Back to the post at hand---
How is that un-sexy? I'd do him. Thats right, you heard me.
WildWon
i've needed this helmet since i was 5. i just didn't know it until right now.
thatzac
@hypereric: I raise you with Orbital
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ProfWho
@strider_mt2k: I need some. my neighbor and I are planning on getting ... well, how can I put this delicately? Hmm... sh!t-faced-p!ss-drunk when I get mine and go bar hopping.
He'll hold the video camera, and we are going to see if I can get laid. So make some good stuff, plz.
The poster who mentioned "Procreate" is definitely going in the right direction.
hypereric
KILLER!!
Now I can start writing all kinds of cool Dalek dialog!
strider_mt2k
Okay... I totally fucking want one... Great for Halloween.
C4WDeX
I can't wait to wear this at the next slam poetry night at my local tavern.
DeadWriter
The popularity of the Mr. Penis Face mask merely confirmed that there are a number of my fellow Doctor Who fans who,
...as with any other cross-section of society...
...are on crack.
92BuickLeSabre
Oh yeah, and one last thing:
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No, discussing the good Doctor is too important for a RR.
hypereric
I want this... bad.
Just today, no joke, I was thinking of building a life size replica of the Tardis, and mounting it in front of my bedroom door (so you couldn't see the door). Then take the hinges off my door, cut the back out of my "Tardis", wire the Tardis so that whenever someone went into it, about 5 seconds later, the light would flash and the "vrooom vrooom" would go off.
Now many might be saying to yourself... man, you never going to get laid with something like that (or adding "and you probably never have been").
To which I say, "I'm 36. If I have a lady over who gets into Dr. Who enough that she doesn't mind me donning this helmet and ordering her into my love Tardis (Dalek voice: "You. Will. Obey."), not only will I get laid, but I have found Mrs. Hypereric.
hypereric
@Jimbuck: You get my vote for Comment of the day. Very nice.
m4ximusprim3
yyyyyyyyyeeeeesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My love life just got so much better.
gallifrey
Hail fellow earthlings! Hey... who took my wallet... *trips and falls over* I bent my wookie.
liveinvt
@BasicBlack: It is a pretty damn good one for sure... are they ever releasing another season?
БЯд╒╒ ®
It's nice to be with someone with a sense of humor. I can buy all sorts of cwaaazy techno shit, and I'm just told "You're cute, let's go to bed"
Life rules.
Kaiser-Machead
PROCREATE! PROCREATE! PROCREATE!
mowglicub
The Dalek is the 12th cylon, duh.
Lupison
I could wear that with a single thought........ the force is fuck it
fastmike
I want one that looks more like R2-D2
Papsky
Does it come with a toilet plunger, or do I have to supply my own?
-AP-
Man, I want this so bad it hurts. Just today I was thinking about building a life size replica of the Tardis, mount it to the door of my room (so that it completely hides the door), take the door off the hinges, and then when you close the Tardis door, it would do the lights and sound.
And no, I am not joking about this.
Perfect entrance to my love chamber!
ThePhantomOfTheNet
I think I might be due for a divorce anyway.
ProfWho
@shamoononon:
Dude, it's an allegory for remaining in war despite the costs.
BasicBlack
Well, my brother has been known to get drunk and run around in a Megatron helmet and he still has a girl friend, so I guess not all is lost.
@ANoel: WTF?
shamoononon
@БЯд╒╒ ®:
Best episode ever.
BasicBlack
I must be the only person who saw the photo and said, "well, it is not as bad as I thought it would look."
Having a love life is highly over-rated anyway.
Monty
IGNORE ME!
БЯд╒╒ ®
/classiccoldrobotictone on
Oh baby, ooh yeah, who's your daddy? Just like that, you know how the Doctor likes it.
/classiccoldrobotictone off
av8thor
Dude come on! If you wore that to a bar (and actually got in) you would be the talk of the town! You would have chicks all over you... Hey "say that again... in you robot voice"... The only problem will be when you take it off and everyone ditches you like you have SARS...
DucatiGuy
Looks like I have a new cycling helmet!
SinistarX
But, where are the boots?
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ANoel
What a tool. Crusin for a brusin if you wear that out and about.
As for a getting any rumpy pumpy wearing that... surely we are going out at least 6 std deviations from the mean here.
morbo
@zenpoet:
One of life's great truisms: Everyone is someone's fetish.
BasicBlack
*fap fap fap*
Jimbuck
This may not completely destroy a person's love life. There are bound to be plenty of people that would get turned on by this at Furry Conventions, Comicons, and other such venues for the Uberdorky.
There are bound to be people of the opposite sex that would like to have carnal knowledge of a glowing trashcan. I suppose it would not even need to be limited to people of the opposite sex, and if a person enjoyed wearing this, I can only assume that they would not be picky.
zenpoet
R i i i i i i i i i g h t . . . . !
xint
To be fair though, if you're older than about 13 and you buy one of these, you probably don't have a love life to exterminate anyway.
Step666