RSS Feeds
Gadgets
Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock Gets You Up in Every Sense of the Word
Posted by Addy Dugdale at 12:10 AM on April 3, 2008
N.E.R.D. may get their lapdances for free, but I don't know about ordinary people. I do know, however, that my lapdancing run-in in Vegas several years ago was a never-to-be-repeated experience. Girls with wonky boobs in Santa outfits, (it was June) my girlfriend in hysterics and me squirming with embarrassment, vowing that this was the last time I would have a lay-dee gyrate on top of my chest in order to extricate the dollar bill that said chum had put there for the tip. So this forty-buck glitterball-encrusted alarm clock seems like a safer option. One drawback I do see, however. Five shiny red buttons to work it—isn't that going to lead to confusion amongst some people? [Nerd Approved]
Tags: alarm clocks | alarms | gadgets | lap dancer | pole | pole dance | vegas
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
There are currently no AU comments for this post.
N@tedog
Posted 12:43 AM 3/4/08
@Addy Dugdale:
Best blog title ever.
N@tedog
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 12:38 AM 3/4/08
@Curves: Well...I wasn't going to admit to tit...umm...I meant "it"!...I mean "tit"!...I mean "IT"!
92BuickLeSabre
strider_mt2k
Posted 12:25 AM 3/4/08
Sad is the word, I think.
However, it will look good next to that lamp with the little drunk hobo with the crossed-out eyes leaning against it.
Sure why not? Any pics, Addy?
strider_mt2k
Geisrud
Posted 12:22 AM 3/4/08
@Curves: Indeed.
I also thought that when Addy said "forty-buck glitterball-encrusted..." that she was still referring to her, ahem...experience.
Geisrud
Curves
Posted 12:20 AM 3/4/08
Did anyone else get a vivd mental pic of a Lay-dee in a Santa suit gyrating on Addys chest? We want video.
Of the clock too.
Curves
AJ_Syrinx
Posted 12:15 AM 3/4/08
Reminds me of a t-shirt a friend of mine had. It said:
"I support single moms"
AJ_Syrinx
ideaman2020
Posted 12:55 AM 3/4/08
@Curves: [sigh]
I'll be right back. I need to go to the men's room for a few minutes...
ideaman2020
ideaman2020
Posted 12:54 AM 3/4/08
... in every sense of the Weird.
ideaman2020
DustyButt
Posted 1:31 AM 3/4/08
Everybody knows you're supposed to put the folded dollar on your nose for retrieval. GEEZ. No wonder everyone was embarrassed, noob.
DustyButt
disamuel
Posted 12:18 AM 3/4/08
At this point I'm just happy it's not Mr. T on the pole...
disamuel
outlanderssc
Posted 1:52 AM 3/4/08
That's one classy piece of hardware, there
outlanderssc
ninjagin
Posted 1:51 AM 3/4/08
Looks a lot better than the USB pole dancer.
Can we get a video of operation?
ninjagin
Jimbuck
Posted 2:48 AM 3/4/08
This will surely "seal the deal" with a hot date at the end of the night! I would like to see some video of this bad mamma-jamma in action.
Jimbuck
Asvetic
Posted 3:13 AM 3/4/08
As if morning wood isn't annoying enough.
Asvetic