The only thing left if to pack each plate in a ridiculously large box before shipping.

I wonder if they could make packing peanuts out of pig piss...

PeterPotamus

@Nintenboy01: You don't have to kill the whales to get it, but yes, they do.

(And no, I don't really wear it.)

92BuickLeSabre

Eh...there's some expensive fine wines that share the sent molecule that makes cat piss smell.

ParJoe

You mean these guys?

[gizmodo.com]

jackrabbix

You mean these guys?
[gizmodo.com]

jackrabbix

They should make cigarettes taste like pig piss. that might set me on the road to quitting. Then again...

thechansen

@92BuickLeSabre: Huh? They still kill whales to make cologne?!?

Nintenboy01

Everything I needed to know about environmentalism, I learned from "Mad Max beyond Thunderdome"

se7a7n7

My cigarettes already include Urea and Ammonia.

My cologne contains ambergris.

And forget hot dogs my fancy dinner of tripe, rocky mountain oysters, foie gras, scrapple and chitterlings?

Moral of the story? If it works, bring it on!

92BuickLeSabre

Mmmm Nothing like that smooth taste of pig piss

ittekimasu

plastica=lak uf spel czech

johnnyabnormal

Hmmm... We have a different problem in the USA. Our plastica are making us into pigs:

[www.informationliberation.com]

johnnyabnormal

Fuck piss in plates. . . . .

--Tito--

@MagnoliaBoy: P.S. Please don't correct my spelling. I know I suck at spelling, I suck at most things. I'm tired and high and don't care if it offends your English major.

MagnoliaBoy

@Nintenboy01: Ambergris is Wale Vomit (Discovery Channel), though I imagine if you gut one it'll be full 'o sweet sweet ambergris. The real question is, how can someone called 92BuickLeSabre: actually afford something that, once per once, is more valuable than gold. Must be all the money he saved by switching to Geico.

MagnoliaBoy

@MagnoliaBoy:
Hey, I learned the same thing from Futurama! Rosanne to be exact.

Darkest Daze

@001: I wouldn't think the Jews would be very happy either.

GadgetPlay

whats the big deal here? does petroleum taste any better than pig piss?

josecardozo

this fascination with pigs, no wonder denmark kept pissing muslims off.

001

They also have one of the worst photoshopped-together frontpage welcome images ever. Hmm... we have a bunch of images... we have a bunch of text.... well, we'd better rotate some of that text. Just, y'know, because.

zimzombie

20 million? What is that, 1 pig per person in Denmark?

Man, they eat pretty well.

Pope John Peeps II

@josecardozo: Wow, I didn't even think of that. And, I suppose a disgusting thing that is available almost everywhere is better than a disgusting thing that is made in countries that wanna 'splode us.

mferrari

...and in other (gross) Denmark news, scientists have developed a bite-size snack made from monkey poo to be marketed under the brand name "Rhesus Feces". Stay tuned...

FiveLiters

Cigarettes already contain urea.

Moonshadow101

But can they do it even remotely efficiently.

They have a solution for making pig feces into firewood too, and have for a long time. The problem with these things is generally removing the water. Removing the water from the poo made those fine logs cost several bucks a piece.

bombastinator

@FiveLiters: I LOL'ed

ZX3Junglist

"The waste produced by the country's 20 million pigs is slowly choking the environment"
Oh give me a break. Now nature is harming itself? We're doomed for sure.

packetsniffer

First thought that came to mind when I watched this is the scene in Rambo where they have him tied up in a pit slowly filling up and drowning him with pig piss and sh@t.

Geisrud

'Oink' means 'NO'

Slartibartfast

A little coffee just came out my nose as I imagined the Danish landscape pocked with 20 million swine hooked up with catheters running to strapped-on piss udders.
Oh, to be a pig farmer...

ANoel

@packetsniffer: ""The waste produced by the country's 20 million pigs is slowly choking the environment"
Oh give me a break. Now nature is harming itself? We're doomed for sure."

There's nothing natural about 20 million pigs in that small of an area. Nor is there anything particularly natural about the way we raise beef or chicken these days. Just because pig piss is a "natural" substance, doesn't mean 20 million gallons of urea in a small area isn't going to mess things up.

Anyone that's driven through Norco on I-15, South of Los Angeles, knows what I mean. Your eyes burn from it.

Think of it as a larger version of your dog creating brown spots on your lawn.

shawn_dude

@shawn_dude:
There is no evidence in either linked article to support Giz's editorialization of the story.

"'There are 20 million pigs in Denmark, and what they do environmentally is a problem,' he said."

That's quite different from:

"slowly choking the environment"

packetsniffer

Let's take something that is hurting the environment and make other poisonous things out of it.

maven2k

The original plan - storing the pig waste in silos, IIRC - was abandoned after a controversial american documentary (presumably) detailed the resulting ecological disaster to a certain small town in an anonymous state.

ybseigel

IIRC, the original plan was to store all pig waste in a giant silo; until an american documentary (presumably) surfaced, detailing the possible environmental consequences to small towns.

ybseigel

piss flavored cigarettes. whats next? piss flavored piss?

doughboy921

How would you be able to tell the difference between regular cigarettes and pig-pee cigarettes? It's a well-established fact that smoking deadens the taste buds.

Guy-Fawkes