Nissan Uses Old Suit To Build Cars, Score Early Bird Specials

To help its engineers better understand the challenges that the elderly have behind the wheel (and feed the fears of Japan’s midlife crisis population), Nissan has developed an “old suit” simulating stiff movements, blurred vision, bad balance and extra weight (probably to simulate weaker strength). It all makes sense to us, save for the harsh generalisation of the warp-around eyewear. Can’t we get this engineer a pair of blurry contacts or something? Maybe some that give him a sexier eye colour, even? It’s already embarrassing enough to drive 40 in a 60 while soiling a diaper, trust us on this one. [reuters]