Cameras
Kid Brings Camera Taser to School, Almost Gets Tased by Cops
Posted by Matt Buchanan at 4:30 AM on April 5, 2008
Remember that camera modded to shock anyone who used it? Some genius thought it would be absolutely hilarious to use it at school. (Okay, it would be.) Anyway! The mischievous little bastard didn't even get the chance to zap the schoolyard bully before the cops swooped in and busted his arse, though they deprived us of ironic hilarity by not tasing him. Instead, they slapped him with possession of a dangerous weapon on school grounds, attempted assault and breach of peace. So try this at home, not at school, kids. [WCBS via Geekologie]

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Captain Angry
Posted 5:15 AM 5/4/08
@lonewolf333: I got stabbed with a sharp pencil in 7th grade and the kid didn't even get in trouble, so I guess not.
It wasn't sticking into the flesh of my arm or anything, but I was bleeding.
@DustyButt: In the highschool I graduated from (this wasn't the case when I went there) if you miss three days of class unexcused, you loose a whole 10% of your grade. That's punnishment enough.
I was the kid that skipped half of my classes and still got B's so I can see both sides of that argument.
Captain Angry
Darrone
Posted 5:02 AM 5/4/08
When whoopie coushins are outlawed, only outlaws will have whoopie coushins!
Seriously, this is too far. I can just see the swat team sitting on their asses, and some mother bitching about a camera that shocked her son after school.
Darrone
riqgeez
Posted 4:57 AM 5/4/08
can you say overkill?
when does this madness ever end?
riqgeez
DustyButt
Posted 4:57 AM 5/4/08
Oddly... the kids that never do school work, or skip school to do whipp-its and shoplift all day... receive no punishment what so ever.
DustyButt
The_Duck
Posted 4:56 AM 5/4/08
I used to work in a photo lab and have received a fair number of accidental shocks while removing the film from disposable cameras. Obviously I would not call the experience pleasant, however it is not even close to debilitating.
"We just have to get used to the fact we live in an overly paranoid, hyper-sensitive, society. The only reaction is over-reaction."
-Michael Maker
The_Duck
lonewolf333
Posted 4:52 AM 5/4/08
I wonder if a sharp pencil is considered a 'dangerous weapon' ?
lonewolf333
riqgeez
Posted 4:50 AM 5/4/08
what ever happened to the good ol days when someone's lunch money would be taken or someone would throw sand in the face of some unsuspecting 3rd grader, oh wait, that was me. :(
riqgeez
Captain Angry
Posted 4:49 AM 5/4/08
A couple double A batterys aren't enough to do any dammage. How is that a 'dangerous weapon' and assault?
Captain Angry
EaGle1337
Posted 4:47 AM 5/4/08
what the hell possession of a dangerous weapon on school grounds, attempted assault come on it's called a prank.
EaGle1337
ripfire4
Posted 4:46 AM 5/4/08
@riqgeez: I know. Ever since the metal detectors...
ripfire4
Joseph
Posted 4:46 AM 5/4/08
DONT TASE ME BRO!
Joseph
dontforget
Posted 4:44 AM 5/4/08
"possession of a dangerous weapon on school grounds, attempted assault and breach of peace" how many more ridiculous laws are there going to be? breach of peace for a camera that shocks someone. wow.
dontforget
riqgeez
Posted 4:43 AM 5/4/08
Must be tough to be a kid these days.
riqgeez
ext212
Posted 5:42 AM 5/4/08
[www.honda.com]
Looks like it works.
ext212
rndmideas
Posted 5:42 AM 5/4/08
When I was in High school I passed along one of those shocking pens with my yearbook . It was great. Everyone who fell for it was really eager to pass it on to the next person and watch their reaction. I even was able to get a few of my teachers.
Best comment in my yearbook:
"It was really great getting to know you and I really enjoyed having you in class. Take care and good luck in college
P.S. My hand still hurts,Jackass!"
rndmideas
ext212
Posted 5:33 AM 5/4/08
Don't tase me, bro!
[honda.com]
I love that commercial.
ext212
TheCyberBob
Posted 5:29 AM 5/4/08
@lonewolf333: Don't mention that to the lawmakers or they'll legislate that kids can only write with Nerf.
TheCyberBob
ludwigk
Posted 5:53 AM 5/4/08
I once took apart my point-shoot camera in grade school to 'see how it worked', and discharged what I'm assuming was the flash capacitor. Second nastiest shock I've received so far. I think I was about 14 at the time, but it taught me an important lesson about how even devices that seemed relatively benign, and didn't use much power, could still deliver quite a jolt if you're stupid about it.
ludwigk
BSBarrows
Posted 6:39 AM 5/4/08
Yea, I brought one that I made that didn't look like a camera, I just took of all the body parts and wired straight to the capacitor to leads to school freshman year. Shocked a bunch of friends and got suspended for 55 days and had to go to court. So lesson, not the best idea, funny part is that I found this stuff out myself, didn't know this stuff was online at the time.
BSBarrows
GloStix
Posted 7:02 AM 5/4/08
@Joseph: Beat me to it! Damn it =[
GloStix
Elitist Snob
Posted 6:52 AM 5/4/08
What music is that in the intro? I find it rather soothing. The kind of music I would wash down with a glass fine cognac. *Barney belch!!!!*
Elitist Snob
Elliuotatar
Posted 6:45 AM 5/4/08
Wait, I thought tasers were harmless? Either they're perfectly safe, or they're dangerous. Which is it?
Elliuotatar
foureight84
Posted 9:05 AM 5/4/08
whatever happened to beating a bully with a fucking bat? just whack him in the head and spit on him while he's down.
foureight84
Anomaly69
Posted 11:09 AM 5/4/08
Jebus Christ, the po-po's reaction is massive overkill. But then that's the way this country is going. Massive overreaction to anything the authorities don't like, and they are capricious.
Anomaly69
vietiscool
Posted 3:01 PM 5/4/08
The song is Carly Comando - Every day. It was created for a time lapse video of a guy who took a picture of himself every day for a year. It's also used in the NBA "Where Amazing Happens" commercials.
vietiscool
Barion
Posted 10:14 PM 5/4/08
One time, in middle school, I got caught using a squirt gun to squirt some kids who were bothering me during an assembly. The teacher confiscated it and that was that.
I'm so glad I graduated high school in 1990, before metal detectors and armed security guards and all kinds of ridiculous rules. We had common sense rules. No knives, no guns, no alcohol, no drugs.
Barion
jimbojengals
Posted 11:20 AM 8/4/08
i am in the school with this kid hes kind of a weird kid, he uses wheelz in the halls and runs through knocking people over so the only reason he ever got pushed or bullied was because he was pushing other people. im not one of those kids thats like omg a taser but i mean 600 volts and this kid would probaly use it so him having it is sketchy
jimbojengals
The Monarch
Posted 4:38 PM 6/4/08
I did this very thing five years ago at my high school. Thank god I wasn't expelled, but ended up being suspended for a week and did not face any penalties from the police (although, I was escorted around by one after they found it in my locker). I still agree, too, that it's major overkill. I didn't even use it on anyone (or threaten to).
I came up with the idea to throw some contacts on the case on my own, by the way.
The Monarch