Although no scientific research has actually been done, recent statistics that I just made up state that 98% of Gizmodo readers are excited about the upcoming Iron Man movie.
That’s why we’ve gone and spoken to our friends at Paramount Pictures to grab us 5 Iron Man prize packs to giveaway. What’s in the prize pack, you ask? Well, there’s a double pass to see the film when it opens in cinemas nationwide on May 1, plus there’s an Iron Man webcam, worth $60.
Now, we know you want to win. And competition’s going to be fierce, so I’m going to demand some creativity here. Simple creativity, but creativity nonetheless. To enter, you’ll need to compose an Iron Man Haiku. Five syllables, seven syllables, then five syllables about the man in a red and gold Iron suit. Doesn’t sound too hard, does it?
The entries will be judged by Robert Downey Junior’s favourite Gizmodo AU editor (I have that on good authority) next Wednesday, so get cracking. And if you want to see what an Iron Man webcam looks like:
Thanks to all the people that pointed out my typo. I hadn’t had my coffee when I wrote it. Fixed now though.
Mattdor
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 4:48 PMStarky was a man
I mean he was Iron Man
but was still TROGDOR!!!
benjibuls
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 4:53 PMCool suit of Iron
Superman doesn’t look so strong
Lycra is a bad look
Thomas
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 5:08 PMFear does surrounds me
Respect follows my footsteps
I am Iron Man
Pat
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 5:34 PMNan has arthritis.
Gets her own Iron Man suit.
She don’t walk she FLYS!
Barney
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 5:36 PMHAL 5 is a Joke.
Powered Exoskeleton?
Get an Iron Man
mence
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 6:04 PMWeapons once made
Became the weapon instead
Stark now lives red
Sein
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 6:58 AMHe used to take drugs,
Now he wears a red/gold suit,
Protecting us all.
justtee09
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 9:31 AMIron man made of steel…
your my hero made for real..
we know theres a hunny in your shell..
Justice for all with a wishing well…
Dianne McManus
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 11:11 AMSexy Tony Stark
The Ironman Other Half
In Red and Gold Steel
Alison May
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 1:03 PMWho’s the new hero?
It’s Robert Downey Junior.
This, I’ve got to see!
Tristan Johnson
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 6:53 PMIronman is strong
But he has his weaknesses
He does not float well
Phillip Cunningham
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 12:09 PMLook up everyone,
Iron Man will save the day,
Swooping down on crime.
Jackie Cunningham
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 12:12 PMLook up in the sky,
is it a bird or a plane,
No, it’s Iron Man.
t5e
Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 1:05 PMHe was imprisoned,
Built a suit for escaping,
Then fought his captors.
Soraya
Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 4:28 PMa hero within
who hides himself in iron
a hero abounds
judy
Monday, May 5, 2008 at 2:32 AMred and gold how bold
a man of steel now get real
supermans his fan
Janice
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 12:00 PMRocket man in space,
here to help the human race,
bares all to save face.
Mandy
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 12:09 PMTony’s iron suit
Is the ultimate gizmo
Wish I could buy one
miss susie
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 12:36 PMHeard of Iron Chef
Iron Man is tastier
Shiny packaging
kirsten marshall
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 4:42 PMRobert Downey’s role
red and gold iron suit shines
evil’s doomed –sublime!
Conner Schillreff
Monday, May 19, 2008 at 1:11 PMIronman way up high
coolest man in the blue sky
hope he doesn’t go and die
Conner Schillreff
Monday, May 19, 2008 at 1:23 PMI love Ironman
he can do a cool can-can
cook eggz with lazer
Conner Schillreff
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 10:26 AMIronman is so cool
but he will rust in a pool
Ironmanman can’t drool
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Flying in the sky
cooking eggs and a gold pie
Ironman is so fly
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Red and goldfly by
laser canons shoot your eye
keep it going Ironguy
Christina Vetsikas
Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 9:37 PMStark sky flash
Is it Campbell soup tin?
Marketing gold