ClarityLife Phone: Good For Me and My Momma

If you’re like me, you worry about your momma, even if you’re just runnin’ out to the grocery store. I used to like the Jitterbug, but ClarityLife phone might be what I should get her. It’s got a big screen cuz her eyes aren’t so good anymore, and it’s got an amplifier that brings incoming voices up by 20 dB, cuz her ears aren’t like they used to be either. There’s a one-touch button on the back that will call and send text messages to five pre-programmed names, so if she takes a spill she can call for help. Best of all, no contract. What is my momma gonna do with 800 minutes of talktime? She’ll talk for 800 minutes, but she doesn’t need a phone to do it. Even if you don’t buy her some fancy new old-person’s phone, remember, treat your mother right. [Clarity Products]