I’m going out the same way I came in. Pow! See you around, suckas. Hope you fools enjoyed my jibba jabba. Don’t do books, read milk, drink your drugs and respect yo mommas.
When it comes to furniture design, finding a way to simultaneously maximize functionality and minimize size is all the rage these days. The “Unit” concept from Philippe Malouin falls neatly into that category with a design that combines a kitchen, table, refrigerator and a bathtub all-in-one. Not much information exists about the Unit, but it appears that the fridge would be located in the cabinet on the left while the bathtub doubles as a sink.
Listen up punk! I’ve jabbered on about this before, but it looks like you need a little reminder. The next time you need a limo to haul that lazy behind of yours around town, hire the A-Team limo service. But if I catch any of you prom kids drinkin’ in the back, just remember—I still got two feet, so kickin’ you ain’t gonna be no problem. And let me tell you somethin’—soldiers of fortune do it up right! Don’t believe me fool? Check out what our van is packin’ after the break.
Needless to say, if you have the cash to drop on a Pirates of the Caribbean themed home theatre, getting booty probably isn’t your problem—financially or sexually. For owners Paul and Emily Konold, the motivation wasn’t to impress or even to pay homage to the movie franchise, it was all about recreating the fun they experienced on the original ride at Disneyland.
Sprint’s got a bunch of devices huddled in a booth running off its Xohm WiMax network: some Nokia N810 tablets and a smattering of notebooks from different makers (like a Windows XP Asus Eee PC, but it was acting a bit wonky, so I had to move on to a more generic laptop). Basically, the internet experience is just like cable, except wireless—the buildout is aimed at 2-4Mbps downspeed bandwidth and about 1.5-2 up, which is exactly what I was pulling here, according to a stealthy speedtest.net check.
Windows 6.1 is officially out, and after a hands on with the standard and professional versions of the refreshed OS, I’m still not sold on it. There’s no denying the redesigned home screen is beautiful, and easily takes you to emails, texts and events for the day. But it still doesn’t make up for the laggy nature of the OS and the menu surfing required to perform simple tasks.
HTC’s Touch Dual is now officially headed to US markets, and after a brief hands-on with it, I’m a fan of the hardware. But at the end of the day, it’s still a WinMo phone. The phone pairs the form factor of the HTC Touch with a slide-out SureType keyboard in a (relatively) light and thin package. And though they gave it the TouchFLO interface and WIndows Mobile 6.1 Professional, it only covers up WinMo’s shortcomings to an extent.
Sound ID has taken the lid off their new HD300 Bluetooth headset featuring proprietary NoiseNavigation technology that promises “pristine sound” by isolating speech and automatically reducing wind and background nose using dual microphones and DSP algorithms. A lot of companies make similar claims, but Sound ID’s word is backed with the nerdy credibility of a staff comprised of “hearing specialists and top acoustic scientists.” We shall see if they live up to the hype when the HD300 is released in Q3 of 2008 for US$119.99. Full details are available in the press release after the break.
Straight from CTIA 2008, Everex has unveiled their new Cloudbook Max featuring built-in support for Sprint’s XOHM WiMAX network. Users can also expect a 8.9″ WVGA (1024 x 600) display, a 1.6GHz VIA C7-M ULV processor with the VIA VX800 digital media IGP chipset, up to 2GB DDR2 SDRAM, a 80GB hard disk drive, 802.11b/g WiFi, Bluetooth, an integrated GPS receiver, dual built-in 2-megapixel webcams, an S-Video port, audio in/out and the Microsoft Vista OS. No pricing info has been announced, but you can expect it to hit store shelves within a year. Press release after the break.
Who do you think is gonna win? Mista T or some punk arse fool who sleeps all day and nibbles on people’s necks? That’s right. His mouth is gonna meet my fist, and my fist makes a good first impression sucka. Once I’m through with him, I’m gonna move on to this Dinosaur-Man chump. What kinda fool is gonna put pants and a tie on a dinosaur for Jeebus sakes! He’s a dinosaur that’s also a detective. Let’s see if he can detect this move. What time is it fool? Time for me to sock you in the dino teeth, T style. [Mohawk Media]
