Gadgets
Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring (With USB)
Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:25 AM on March 18, 2008
I've proposed three times in my life. Once was with a traditional diamond ring (it went well). The other two were with tacky USB devices (which also went well). The lesson learned? I'm suave enough to score chicks people as long as I'm on my knees.
As for my next weapon of choice, it will have to be this USB Flash Drive Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring. Only a concept at the moment, manufacturers are fearing releasing this technology that fuses tacky USB with ostentatious stones, lest I score every person in the entire world. [designer via tfts]

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birdgirl39
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
"But I TOLD you I wanted PRINCESS-cut diamond!" (Stamps foot, leaves room in a huff....)
birdgirl39
ANoel
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
burp
ANoel
godwhacker
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
so lemme guess, the first usb proposal was asking for a raise? coming off of internship? looking for a copy of chen's new book?
godwhacker
strider_mt2k
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
Coming soon to a Cracker Jack Box near you!
strider_mt2k
Joetimek
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
Called the "LeChuck," it comes with a ghastly voodoo curse at no extra cost.
Joetimek
poisonfist
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
Animosity!
poisonfist
Bash_
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
err... isn't that kinda huge to be on a womans ring finger? just think about a usb plug on your finger ffs...? :E
Bash_
Sheemo44
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
great...now theres another reason for someone to steal wedding rings
Sheemo44
Samifumi
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
From "chicks" to "people"?!? "On my knees"?
Samifumi
Curves
Posted 5:41 AM 18/3/08
Hard to tell just how horrid this is without seeing it on a hand for scale. I am pretty sure its safe from being stolen though......
Curves
SomeoneUKno
Posted 9:40 AM 18/3/08
@birdgirl39: Slow down honey -- I put jpeg's of em' on the USB part so you can have both!
SomeoneUKno
whootowl
Posted 9:40 AM 18/3/08
Add another "C" when shopping for an engagement ring, "Capacity".
whootowl
irfan
Posted 9:40 AM 18/3/08
the puke burns my throat
irfan