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Dilbert's Boss Is Probably Zoltan in Disguise
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 1:30 AM on March 31, 2008
Today's Dilbert cartoon reminds me of Addy's brilliant story about Zoltan, the man who married a robot made with a sex doll, hacked teledildonics, and A.L.I.C.E., the artificial intelligence software that makes her brains. Some people made fun of Zoltan, but this cartoon shows a simple fact: many humans, bosses, employees, spouses, and lovers around us have the same probabilities of passing the Turing test as Zoltan's wife. Including myself on a friday night. [Dilbert]
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digodemais
Posted 2:25 AM 31/3/08
He made perfect sense to me. If you don't understand then you don't understand.
digodemais
Mandatory_Field
Posted 2:24 AM 31/3/08
Tests I would have failed on Friday night:
Turing
Field sobriety
Blood alcohol
Math
English
Geography (Where am I?)
IQ
Tests I would have passed:
Basic navigation (Where the %%&&@# is that Poutine shop?)
Fun
Mandatory_Field
Mandatory_Field
Posted 3:16 AM 31/3/08
@Rob C: For some reason, Poutine becomes ambrosia of the gods at 3:00 in the morning....
Mandatory_Field
Rob C
Posted 3:08 AM 31/3/08
@Mandatory_Field:
mmm...poutine...
Rob C
Jesus Diaz
Posted 3:44 AM 31/3/08
3:00 in the morning? At the 3:00 in the morning I just finished dinner.
Jesus Diaz
Mandatory_Field
Posted 4:10 AM 31/3/08
@Step666: Snip snip, no worries....
Mandatory_Field
Mandatory_Field
Posted 4:00 AM 31/3/08
@Kaiser-Machead: Drunk is the ONLY way to eat poutine, and fully appreciate it's artery-clogging greasy goodness....
Mandatory_Field
Mandatory_Field
Posted 3:59 AM 31/3/08
@Jesus Diaz: Yes, but I'm 45 and therefore too old to be gadding about till dawn. Besides, the bars all close here at 2:00....
Mandatory_Field
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 3:54 AM 31/3/08
Eating poutine while drunk is not recommended.
Kaiser-Machead
Step666
Posted 3:46 AM 31/3/08
@Mandatory_Field: Pregnancy test?
Step666
banmojo
Posted 4:44 AM 31/3/08
Ignorance is a choice. Ignorant employees is also a choice - a HR choice.
banmojo
binaryspiral
Posted 4:36 AM 31/3/08
Half the managers I've worked for would fail the Turing test... promote them and get them away from the clients - ASAP.
binaryspiral
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 4:30 AM 31/3/08
You would like me to read this post? Okay. I will read this post.
Thank you for asking me to read this post. I enjoyed reading this post. Would you like me to read this post again?
92BuickLeSabre
hooked-on-tronics
Posted 5:15 AM 31/3/08
@Mandatory_Field: Poutine at 3am is all good, but the backlash in the morning is enough to strip paint from the walls.
hooked-on-tronics
jetexas
Posted 6:36 AM 31/3/08
We go for Taquitos at 3 a.m. around here. There is no poutine.
jetexas
cyborgtroy
Posted 7:02 AM 31/3/08
Tell us more about Cartoon: Dilbert's Boss is Probably Zoltan in Disguise - Mozilla Firefox
cyborgtroy
Step666
Posted 9:51 AM 31/3/08
@Step666: bah, the direct link doesn't seem to be working - new link.
Step666
Step666
Posted 9:49 AM 31/3/08
@binaryspiral: 'Leadership is nature's way of removing morons from the pro...
Step666
Mith
Posted 4:40 PM 31/3/08
@jetexas:
Amen to that.. if we had taquitos here! guess were stuck with kebabs.. and its the kind which gets stuck in your G.I tract for weeks at a time.
If you haven't had a bowel movement in 3 days.. its the kebab!
Mith
DeadlyDad
Posted 8:25 PM 31/3/08
If you ask nicely at your local A&W, they'll 'poutine' your onion rings for you. Yum!
DeadlyDad
kaneshadow
Posted 11:19 PM 31/3/08
personal favor- can we as a community collectively agree to stop giving creedence to the word "teledildonics"?
kaneshadow
gibson042
Posted 12:26 AM 1/4/08
@92BuickLeSabre: That is quite interesting. Did you come to me because you would like me to read this post?
gibson042
ektogamad
Posted 4:25 AM 31/3/08
This is sooooooooooooo my boss.
Having a conversation with him is like wading through treacle.
ektogamad