Crazy Singing Clown Urinal Makes Us Go HAHAHAARRGHHSTOPDOINGTHAT!
This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me.
I don't know about you, but I think this beats our previous Wrongmodo entries, the Jesuswitch and the Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer, by a wide margin. [LiveLeak]
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The true win is this being hosted on Live Leak.
*twitch*
Narfmaster
omfg, he licked it!?
kittenman
That kid seems calm, only because it is historically impolite to scream at moving clown urinals in Japan.
That would be funny as hell to see a drunk tourist seeing that for the first time.
And what is up with the rest of the videos? All stuff about people peeing? On Live*LEAK*? And why do I have to log in to see the videos of women peeing? Oh well, free girly pee videos ahoy.
NoStyle
@strider_mt2k:
+3 smokey robinson reference
godwhacker
I saw the picture, and immediately knew where this was at.
That Guy
@yogibimbi: Do you really want it to lick you afterward?
StarChaser Tyger
Now, if they could devise some method of having that thing dry you up instead of having to shake it off, that would be real progress.
On second thought, though, I have to concur with my fellow Giz commenter who wished for some juicy lubricated lips...
yogibimbi
Here in the U.S., we'll be releasing the R. Kelly version.
atomx
Oh God... did they put this in a horror park or something?
I would never be able to pee in such a monstruosity..
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
@Namster: Laf!
Anyway, I'd rather be pissing into the urinal shaped like a pair of large ruby red LIPS!
(sorry, don't have a link)
XJ_4x4
Best article title ever.
DJP3DRO
Sooo.. if there are two or more of these urinals side by side, can they implement the balloon on top so we can compete? *pop*
Namster
aCiD: "Fap?"
Rule 34.
kbarrett
Everything else creepy and wrong on this aside:
The urinal is moving. Great God in a bottle, the last thing I want involved in my bathroom processes is greater requirements on my aim.
Mongoose
eeerrr..... it's almost hard to tell whether that clown is actually singing.... or gargling. *gag*
Seriously..... pissing in a clown's mouth.... fake clown or not..... disturbing. Even worse for that kid who could barely reach when the clown's head moved up.
ElementalDragon
This totally reminds me of the disguises and forms that the ailens in "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" would take. Totally creepy.
turbofreak
I'm gay. I hate clowns. I don't want this.
frndlybnny
it... it gargles.
D:
I would not want this in the same bathroom as me when I'm peeing. I want peace when I'm snapping a deuce or lettin' loose the majestic Yellow Falls.
MIKEAWESOME
Dood. What in the HELL is wrong with the Japanese?? This isnt the first weird invention to come out of Japan Labs.
MeNotYou
what's everyone's problem with peeing in a clown's mouth? If you hate clowns, it'd be a great insult.
I've always thought the most insulting way to end a fight in public was with bodily excretions. plus, it sends a message to onlookers that you mean business.
oo0cyst0oo
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NIGHTMARES!
... Thanks a lot gizmodo.
Ghede
fap?
aCiD
Send in the clowns.
They're already here.
Watching you.
P3nnst8r
@danmandle: On second thought, that is pretty disturbing....
kcm117
Also added to the overt weirdness is the fact all of you have just watched a young boy pee. Think about that for a few minutes.
PJK
I'm glad someone thought it was a good idea to bring a video camera into a bathroom and tape kids pissing.
danmandle
I think I'd experience "stage fright" with this thing.
On the bright side, it's good training for the up-and-coming (no pun intended) young fetishist.
SuppleMonkey
What that phobia called? Those men who have that phobia would die when they see that they have to pull out their Johnsons in front of that clown.
Noobs-R-Us
OMG... Is it loking at me... Yes it is... IT FOLLOWS ME! Make it stop make it go away >,<
DJTripleRRR
"Krusty is coming; Krusty is coming; Krusty is Coming; Krusty is coming...."
RoyalKennebecasisAdventurersSociety
@Curves:
Im sure the clown wouldn't mind. :O
What?
Someone had to say it.
Out2gtcha
Golden Shower? strange for sure, funny as hell though!
Gudranx
@92BuickLeSabre: I had a feeling that smile on it's face was only there trying to fool the public.
-but it comes down to fooling YOU sir, now that's quite a different subject.
strider_mt2k
With as many youngsters afraid of clowns as there are, who in their @@$%&@!$%!$%@$@%$Y@$&-ed up mind thought this was a good idea?
Geisrud
oh god. imagine drunk people using this urinal.
Akmed
do not want!
aphex242
I guess this is good only for people who are gay and hate clowns.
TallDudeFromBrazil
Tears of a Clown = Splash Back?
92BuickLeSabre
Now, if they made one with my ex's face on it, they would be on to something (at least for me)
PeterPotamus
@dirk1965: Ewww. They all float down here...
strider_mt2k
I instantly thought of Steven Kings "It"... want a ballon little boy!
That thing has all the right elements of giving some poor kid nightmares for the rest of his young life!
dirk1965
this is where the fear of clowns comes from! lol
sly100100
I am glad they dont have this in a feminine version. Sitting on a singing clowns face is such a disturbing thought.....
Curves
That thing take the prize for being - the - weirdest - contraption - evah!
I can´t stop laughing....
JoOngle
It's a trap, folks. That's a child peeing. Don't think Chris Hansen isn't watching just because you're a gadget site, gizhomos.
DeCerbo
hosted by "Live Leak"? How appropriate!
ajm3
wols.....
weak_pig
Repair the link to the Jesuswitch!
kiwy82
Uuugh... suddenly I don't have to pee any more.
Serolf Divad