Bed Sheets Fan Blows In the Wrong Direction

According to the shop that sells it, the Between the Sheet Fan will create a “cool personal microclimate between your bed sheets, allowing you to regulate your temperature as you sleep without disturbing a sleeping partner.” In other words, its two “whisper-quiet” 12-volt fans will keep your private parts fresh or toasty, pushing nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, and methane up the duvet for just US$79.95. [Skymall via Random Good Stuff]