SpongeBob Squarepants Thermometer Wants to Sing in the Wrong Place

The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it “plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme” while in use, and it is for “oral, underarm and rectal use.” According to me, I’m not sticking this in any place.

This is almost as wrong as the Jesuswitch. [Cartoon Brew via Boing Boing]