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SpongeBob Squarepants Thermometer Wants to Sing in the Wrong Place
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 11:39 PM on February 24, 2008
The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it "plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme" while in use, and it is for "oral, underarm and rectal use." According to me, I'm not sticking this in any place.
This is almost as wrong as the Jesuswitch. [Cartoon Brew via Boing Boing]
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acutusnothus
Posted 1:14 AM 25/2/08
It's alimentary, my dear fellows.
acutusnothus
myotheralt
Posted 1:14 AM 25/2/08
what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
the taste
myotheralt
Monsterdog
Posted 1:14 AM 25/2/08
Actually I think I just realized how furries happen... Disturbing.
Monsterdog
Klappstuhl
Posted 1:14 AM 25/2/08
Ain't nothing funnier then a Gay Sponge on Mainstream Television...
...
Klappstuhl
Monsterdog
Posted 1:14 AM 25/2/08
Now, theres a great way to anchor some very embarassing fetish in your child's mind..
Spongebob rectal thermometer: $4.99
A lifetime of therapy visits: Priceless!
Monsterdog
SnowLeopard
Posted 1:14 AM 25/2/08
Note: Wash tip between uses...
SnowLeopard
xes
Posted 2:09 AM 25/2/08
Consider this, The first lines of the theme is "Are you ready kids?", 'Aye aye Captain!', "Oooooooooooh"...
xes
MrMaestr0
Posted 2:09 AM 25/2/08
At least it isn't the Ms. Puff model.
MrMaestr0
djtooshay
Posted 2:09 AM 25/2/08
Hilarious. Spongebob sings as he goes up your arse. I'm sure the gay rumors surrounding him aren't helping.
djtooshay
baldingnerd
Posted 2:09 AM 25/2/08
HA-HA - that's awsome...
baldingnerd
AmishJohn
Posted 3:05 AM 25/2/08
@tamoko: Don't feed the trolls.
AmishJohn
tamoko
Posted 3:05 AM 25/2/08
@dcalfine: I thought it had something to do with not having a vaginia? and Satan is as real as Sponge Bob.
Are you really trying to get banned?
tamoko
mysdak
Posted 3:05 AM 25/2/08
What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
THE TASTE
mysdak
dcalfine
Posted 3:05 AM 25/2/08
since gays can't make babies (their sperm is deficient) they have to adopt. They then force their unloved children to watch Spongebob to convert them to gay. This thermometer was sent by Satan himself.
dcalfine
Amiash
Posted 4:05 AM 25/2/08
im afraid of spongebob
dont know why.
he has this evil look
and singing thermometer?
Amiash
Palestina
Posted 4:05 AM 25/2/08
@dcalfine: just like this Apple "pride" logo!
Palestina
dcalfine
Posted 5:05 AM 25/2/08
@Palestina:
hah, not bad
@tamoko:
satire much?
dcalfine
wierdal546
Posted 5:05 AM 25/2/08
heh heh ironic
wierdal546
frndlybnny
Posted 5:05 AM 25/2/08
Who checks the temperature inside your bum?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Invasive and yellow and probing is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Who's hoping he's lubricated and been warmed?
Spongebob Squarepants!
So drop your shorts and spread your cheeks!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob...... Squarepants!
No, I didn't steal this; yes, I am
Chocolatey Shatner.
frndlybnny
Zander
Posted 6:05 AM 25/2/08
@frndlybnny
That Is too funny!
lol
Zander
--Tito--
Posted 6:05 AM 25/2/08
It looks like he has an erection. . . Look where its coming out from.
--Tito--
Ralph48
Posted 7:05 AM 25/2/08
Automatically plays "Into The Dark: by "Death Cab For Cutie" when used anally.
Ralph48
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 8:24 AM 25/2/08
IT'S SPONGEBOB TIMEEE!!
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
richard8a
Posted 9:26 AM 25/2/08
FINALLY, a way to get my son to stop watching that D4MNED SpongeBob show! "Come here, son, it's time to put SpongeBob in your bum again!"
P.S.~ I wouldn't really torture him that way, don't call the cops on me, LOL.
richard8a
deusdiabolus
Posted 10:25 AM 25/2/08
Another product brought to you by the fine folks at WRONG and NO.
deusdiabolus
Intro24
Posted 1:25 PM 25/2/08
If I'm reading it right it says it has a "fast, 0 second temperature read-out". What's the point of the song playing for 0 seconds?
Intro24
celloids
Posted 2:25 PM 25/2/08
Head goes in first. hahahahhahahahahaha
celloids
sshrum
Posted 5:14 PM 25/2/08
And I quote:
ARE YOU READY KIDS? EYE EYE CAPTAIN
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! EYE EYE CAPTAIN!
sshrum
kcm117
Posted 5:14 PM 25/2/08
This is just plain disturbing....
@frndlybnny: LOL, nice one.
kcm117
sshrum
Posted 6:05 PM 25/2/08
As the parent of a child I love dearly, nothing sucks more than when your kids is sick. Taking their temperature is just something you have to do and it sucks when your kid freaks out when you try to give them a thermometer as to the kid it looks foreign and scary. Putting SB on it just gives them something to relate to...anything to make taking care of my kid easier I'm all for.
sshrum
mtfbmx
Posted 12:30 AM 26/2/08
Wont the sound waves make it vibrate? :(
mtfbmx
maven2k
Posted 3:12 AM 26/2/08
Just picturing Sponge Bob sticking out of one of my own childrens' bung hole would give me nightmares, let alone the kids themselves!
maven2k
Vekter
Posted 6:14 AM 26/2/08
"oral, underarm and rectal use."
I really don't need to come up with a joke about that one.
Vekter
Mith
Posted 9:01 AM 18/3/08
Cm@sshrum:
"Cmon Timmy, put sponge bob into your mouth.. do it for mommy!"
"NO I DONT WANT TO!"
"OK Timmy, If you wont put Sponge Bob in your mouth than I will have to put him in your butt.. do you want sponge bob to go up your butt?"
10 years later he will be the star Broadway musical CATS
Mith
nightshadowon
Posted 5:33 AM 19/3/08
Our family has one of these and since the kids are older than infants it has only been used orally and under the arm (well not at the same time).
It's like listening to a crappy MIDI version of the Spongebob theme.
nightshadowon