Look at the faces on the two kids.... that says it all folks.

tamoko

thats bizarre
if there was a Jesus, son of God sent to save mankind, he failed

AndersonBMX

I think they are aiming this to the "kid afraid of the dark" market. The "Honor thy Mother and Father" part is a sell out by the manufacturer aimed at the people who will PAY for it for the kid afraid of the dark. (No wonder we are all so screwed up.)

Curves

@Ourobolus: You mean glory hole :)

Earthslide

I like it: a reflection of a reality with abusing priests and their behaviour...

But maybe it's because I'm a definite atheist

Dude27

That's why I don't go in for organized religion: The light switch plates.

In our house all the switches can believe what they want as long as off stays off and on stays on.
It's a simple enough arrangement, but we've made it work for a long long time and I'm happy with that.

strider_mt2k

...wow. Just...wow.

Riding the holy pole, eh?

Ourobolus

Oh god, and it says "Honor thy father and mother" on it.

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KIDDIES.

strobefx

Sometimes I wish I was innocent and naive enough to make something like this and think there is nothing wrong.

ThePeeje

Let there be light!

CafeRacer1200

I think there is a special level in hell for the guy who created that.

RokMartian

Oh, wow....I have to go buy that for all of my Catholic friends. It's like he's encouraging the kids to grab it. That is so wrong.

Islandkiwi

Funny. Jesus, you look a lot different in the photographs. But also, judging by the style of plastic used, as well as the style of dress of the childrens, I'm guessing this light switch was made some time from the 40s to the 60s, a much more innocent time, when people probably wouldn't make the same assumptions that we make here. That being said, this is creepy creepissimo.

SonOfMagicFact

jaja that's wrong

maxcalvino

A good satire of the way people abuse their power (religious or otherwise) to do sick things.

stryder100

See now if my parents saw that they would think it ment honor them by turning off the lights every time you leave the room. lol

HJTravels

Jesus loves the little children... to turn him on. All the children of the world.

SinistarX

I want a Jesus light switch that reads "Eat me" with little vampire kids preparing to devour the cannibal god.

Hypenotist

That's even better than Michelangelo's David!

Landor Sea

Looks like the kind that glows in the dark. Jesus is there day or night.

mikegriffin

Jesus is saying "Turn me on my child"

DocGratis

Distancing myself from this thread so when the lightning finger of judgement comes from heaven to strike you heratics, I am not in its way.

Curves

jesus had 'off' tattooed to his sack? which gospel covers that??

drewheyman

@Earthslide: It really does take the term to another level doesn't it.

92BuickLeSabre

Why are the kids looking at it?

Inepsa

Hey, that's a penis.

FLskydiver

Man, this would go great under my George Carlin commemorative plates.

Kaiser-Machead

This switch is SO WRONG, and this thread is SO F'N FUNNY I nearly crapped my pants.

redman042

jeblis

Man, Jebus is hung like a mule!

sansovino

@ThePeeje: I'm with you man.

Also, I find it interesting how the ON part is pointing up, adding another level of wrongness to an already, very, VERY, wrong creation.

froggy

Of course, you need the proper toggle switch:

Landor Sea

@jeblis: LMFAO... Brilliant.

The perfect sales pitches: Turning on Jesus to "Let Your Light So Shine"

Or with a backwards Beatles (sick) slant: Turn Me On, Dead Man.

chillywilly

I've been trying to ask myself in moral conundrums, what would Jesus do?

I mean, i thought i had erred pretty badly at the elementary school the other day, but if JC says it's ok, well, who am i to argue?

nutbastard

"And you will know my name is The Lord! when i lay my vengeance upon thee!"

nutbastard

"Come unto the lord... and let the lord come unto you!"

nutbastard

OMG!!!And I had one of these in my bed room for years and ... never got THAT!!! Lololol!!!

SigmundTheSeaMonster

"C'mon kids - I am thy rod and thy staff!"

nutbastard

"for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the gloryhole." Amen.

m4ximusprim3

who'd have thought Christ himself would be looking for something a "little" "holey".

nutbastard

The blood of christ being wine, im suprised he can get turned on.

nutbastard

Thank you ZAXXON; helloooo Centipede!

frndlybnny

@Landor Sea:
HaHaHa... dude, that's hilarious!
Looks like Narcissus the RoboMouse standing by a puddle about to be turned on by his own reflection.
/no, I'm not on drugs.

ANoel

This posting should be removed. Immediately.

mtopper

I'd wire it backwards, so that up was off. Not everyone likes to get it on with the lights on.

gotenki

Ahh! My parents have an incredibly similarly-styled light switch cover, but of Mary with a lamb or something. Same yellowish ivory plastic, probably made by the same manufacturer. I have to rummage around the house to see if they've got pervy Jesus.

LastVigilante

It would be better if it was a Buddy Christ. Or at least not as creepy ...

Brian B

ROFL... oh wow, sooooooo wrong. Yet, the irony.. it strikes me like a thunderbolt filled with godly anger!

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Everybody sing!:
Jesus loves the little children...
All the little children of the world."

Ahhh, it's so warm an toasty here in hell. Much preferable to Minnesota!

Skeptical_Geezer

You people are SO on the fast track to hell.......

Curves

i wanna get on my knees and please jesus. i want to feel his love all over my face...

ahhh i love south park.

honozooloo

Aww, this so takes me back to Sunday School.

"This little light of mine...I'm gonna let it shine...Out in the dark, I'm gonna let it shine."

Do you think there is a dimmer on that at half mast?

I'm going to wash up now. Sorry.

DomS

@Anoel:

Is that the type that also blows up your house when you turn on?

Spaceboy

I'm starting an email-writing campaign to have this post removed from Wikipedia immediately.

matto

Um, just a thought... would anyone have the balls to make a Muhammed version of this?

ANoel

Funniest post ever.

stonedbeyondthepoint

"Mine eyes have seen the glory hole of the cumming of the Lord . . ."

Brian Sexton

"I may be dressing like a traditional bimbo, whatever, but I'm in charge.... And isn't that what feminism is all about, you know, equality for men and women? And aren't I in charge of my life, doing the things I want to do?" - Madonna

"Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them!" - Madonna

Notice the lack of HOMICIDAL outrage by the various brands of New Testament religions to posts like this. Jesus was a cool guy who said, commanded even, not to attack your enemies, but to embrace them. Thus the question of "What would Jesus do?" (about this NON-government supported childishness?). I actually don't know, in the humble sense, especially since I'm not of his or any other religion. Only when government supports it (as in FUNDED museums display taunts to New Testiment religion) does the "right wing" have a hissy fit.

Yet is this worse or less worse than the tacky Jesus-shaped car fresheners or sh*tty design candles that burn for a week with some stupid religious scene on it, painted by a retard? If that's "religion" then I'm a goat.

Jesus may have been a radical liberal, so sex with children may have a Christian background, just like it has such background, historically, especially man/boy love.

Yet there is also mysticism, and that is the divide, the one that makes us all die alone with only our own thoughts to comfort us.

"Has anyone at the end of the nineteenth century a distinct conception of what poets of strong ages called inspiration? If not, I will describe it. If one had the slightest residue of superstition left in one, one would hardly be able to set aside the idea that one is merely incarnation, merely mouthpiece, merely medium of overwhelming forces. The concept of revelation, in the sense that something suddenly, with unspeakable certainty and subtlety becomes visible, audible, something that shakes and overturns one to the depths, simply describes the fact. One hears, one does not seek; one takes, one does not ask who gives; a thought flashes up like lightening, with necessity, unfalteringly formed I have never had any choice. An ecstasy whose tremendous tension sometimes discharges itself in a flood of tears, while one's steps now involuntarily rush along, now involuntarily lag; a complete being outside of oneself with distinct consciousness of a multitude of subtle shudders and trickles down to one's toes: a depth of happiness in which the most painful and gloomy things appear, not as an antithesis, but as conditioned, demanded, as a necessary colour within such a superfluity of light; an instinct for rhythmical relationships which spans forms of wide extent length, the need for a wide-spanned rhythm is almost the measure of the force of inspiration, a kind of compensation for its pressure and tension.... Everything is in the highest degree involuntary but takes place as in a tempest of a feeling of freedom, of absoluteness, of power, or divinity." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Have U ever been so lonely that U felt like U were the only one in this world? Have U ever wanted 2 play with someone so much U'd take any one boy or girl? Save me Jesus, I've been a fool: how could I forget that U are the rule? U are my God, I am Your child
From now on, 4 U I shall be wild. Love is God, God is love. Girls and boys love God above." - Prince

NikFromNYC

Is there an X10 version available? You could make that switch dance from across the room to the tune of "Every Sperm is Sacred..."

whootowl

@mtopper:

Why? It's great.

jeblis

hahaha

"For He is risen!"

levarien

I can just imagine these being installed in the Flanders household for extra holyness, then having someone point out the obvious.

citizen024

This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine

konkeydong

Turns off like a lamb--turns on like a lion

konkeydong

i remember this.... its the story about jesus and the glory hole

mattiescramz

My first reaction was, "Jesus Christ, you've got to be kidding me!" LOL That is too fucking wrong!

GulfVetSAF

Lights on, Jesus happy.
Lights off, Jesus sad.

Walk towards the light? No thanks..

pxl

@matto: Yeah, why? It's hilarious.

honozooloo

hey i wish i had blessed glowing penis.

tomaartist

I thought Jesus was black... They better start making longer light switches.

guynamedrob

@ANoel: many generations from now.

skulldriveshaft

@jeblis: that picture is even MORE wrong!

I can make it MORE WRONGER by putting the screw holes over the wrists, or over the neck and feet.

Will the Christians riot now, for blasphemy!

It's funny, but bad like using a TV-B-GONE at a convention.

skulldriveshaft

@levarien: ROFL. I think you win this comment thread.

LastVigilante

@deusdiabolus: MikeGriffin thought of that already.

deusdiabolus

@guynamedrob: I was just going to say that since Jesus was from the Middle East, the size of the light switch should be pretty accurate.

But I just had an even more unsettling thought: What if it glows in the dark?

deusdiabolus

Too funny, thank you lord for your "electric pleasures".

Michai

and it definetly deserves the new tag christened for it

Arelar

this is, by far, the funniest most hillariously perverted politically socially and theologically wrong picture i have seen EVER.

Arelar

i'm the holy man, i'm the holy man, turn me on!
i'm the holy man, i'm the holy man, do what you want!

doo doo doo doodoo doo doodoo

moore850

and i said "let there be light!" and i turned it on

wierdal546

ok one last thought...... if they had a Gene Simmons version i would Totally put that in my house with the red Switch!!!!

The Alpha & The Omega

Ok the humorist in me is finding ALL this hilarious then the religious side of me is like dang thats just wrong jesus just wants to turn us on and have us follow his light ( i know i couldnt say it any better) so i find the humor in it but at the same time realize that i think we have just allowed ourselves to be so perverted and delusional about this that we HADDDD to make it look like the holy father is packing and the kids just so happen to be the height needed.

I know that these comments may come off wrong but some part of me that says God has a good humor says that if he were online he might even be like wow thats wrong but sooooooooo soooooo funny. i mean come on you had to admit the lil boy has his hands in his pocket like NO WAY DUDE and the lil girl from the angle its taken looks like she wants to touch the "switch".

Either way .... its wrong AND funny!!!! Nuff Said

The Alpha & The Omega

W. T. F. ?

Pensador

What is interesting is noone has noticed the boy has both fists shoved into his pants for a vigorous game of pocket pool whist staring at the offending... switch.

And are those two brother and sister? Just what, exactly, is Our Lord Jesus asking those two to do as he nudges them closer to each other?

gyffes

Want.

lucface