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Greatest Fast Food Invention Yet: Col-Pop Holds Your Soda and Your Chicken Nuggets
Posted by Matt Buchanan at 2:20 AM on February 6, 2008
This has to be the best thing in fast food convenience since the freakin' straw: A cup that holds your chicken nuggets AND your soda. Nuggets on top, soda on bottom—hand to nugget, straw to face. AT THE SAME TIME. Amazing.
Adam's vivisection of the Col-Pop shows that the material between the pops and the pop is a thin membrane, but he doesn't comment on the effectiveness of keeping the two separate. I mean, the obvious problem with this triumph of science over nature is that piping hot chicken nuggets will water your Dr. Pepper down to Diet Coke-like consistency, while cold soda will turn your steaming nuggets into tough, lukewarm chunks of breaded styrofoam. The chain offering this plastic marvel, BBQ Chicken, has locations in NY, NJ and NC—can any Giz readers offer a review?
Update: Adam goes diving a little deeper for us, revealing that pokey eaters will indeed be dealing with some soggy chicken, especially on a hot day. Check it:
That said, I sooo hope Chik-fil-A is on this thing, pronto. [Serious Eats via BBG]

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tamoko
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
@rockntrumpet: Perhaps we should eat them instead. Alien Overlord nuggets with a milk shake....hmmmmm
tamoko
jdhuck
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
It would be nice if it came with a strap. Then we wouldn't have to use our hands. Like a feedbag.
jdhuck
blackti3
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
Uh, I say DO NOT WANT to warm soda that tastes like chicken nuggets (70% of taste is actually what we smell).
blackti3
Monty
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
Didn't McDonald's try something similar called the McBLT? A giant monstrosity of styrofoam that single handedly created it's own ozone hole, but all in the name of keeping the 'cool side cool' and the 'hot side hot'. Of course, when you actually opened it to put the two together, you had difficulty telling the two sides apart (either in temperature or food substance).
Monty
rockntrumpet
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
I welcome our alien overlords.
rockntrumpet
tamoko
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
@Eli Reusch: If that dude represents "The Peak", we are all in deep trouble.
'Ladies beware. I've got some nuggets and a milk shake for you....hmmmmmm."
tamoko
Eli Reusch
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
That's it. We can finally stop evolving. Mankind has reached its peak.
Eli Reusch
duckandcover
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
Hot chicken, cold drink. What is wrong with this picture? Hmmm...
duckandcover
jennyfur
Posted 3:26 AM 6/2/08
It needs a spot for some dipping sauce.
jennyfur
xeijix
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Someone was watching a bit too much Drake and Josh when he invented this (in reference to the episode where Megan invents the cupastuff- a popcorn bucket with a side tray to hold candy and sealed pocket that holds the drink)
xeijix
wilmawonker
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
is there a breakfast version for my coffee? might be harder unless we start sipping coffee through straws, but I guess it could work for OJ and cereal.
wilmawonker
halfro
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
They better have the patent on that shiz. Every ballpark/monster truck show/nascar/disney on ice/movie house/etc etc will have these things.
Chili Cheese fries and a Coors light. Shit, I'd buy one. Needs a handle...
halfro
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@xj_4x4 and ARP: Crap and double-crap.
Crap for the brainmelt.
Double-crap for not working Spalding Gray into it.
92BuickLeSabre
KodyRoss
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Where this would really be handy is at the movie theater. Popcorn on top, pop on bottom. Popcorn is generally not 'hot' enough to cool down the drink on the bottom.
And I always hated having popcorn in one hand and drink in the other, then they ask you for your ticket which is in your pocket. /sigh
KodyRoss
xj_4x4
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@ARP: "Isn't the title "Holiday in Cambodia?" Regardless..."
Swimming to Cambodia is a monologue written and performed by Spalding Gray. He has done several monologues and they are all great entertainment.
It's too bad he ended it all :(
xj_4x4
Albishor
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
How About Coffee and Hashbrowns? But who drinks coffee through a straw anyways?
Albishor
xj_4x4
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
(As already observed...) It needs a sidecar for dipping sauce.
Also, I forsee tragic outcomes when going for your free selfserve soda refill ;-)
xj_4x4
Albishor
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Chicken getting cold? How long do you really think is takes to eat that many chicken nuggets? 2 minutes?
This is great if you live in a WALKING city like Manhattan.
Albishor
matt buchanan
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Kaiser-Machead: Hot coffee+chicken nuggets=gross. Weirdly though, coffee+chicken biscuit=delicious. So is ice coffee+popcorn, but I've only ever seen that in Japan.
matt buchanan
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Hot coffee would probably suit this better, since the hot nuggets can keep the coffee hot, and vice versa. Too bad the coffee would probably taste like shit.
Kaiser-Machead
ARP
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@92BuickLeSabre: Isn't the title "Holiday in Cambodia?" Regardless sir, I tip my hat to your efforts to involve the Dead Kennedys in any 6 degrees game (or post for that matter).
ARP
Paradise
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Worf: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Paradise
discounteggroll
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
on a related note; duchess>life
discounteggroll
Paradise
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
that mass of man looks way too happy. apparently he has found true love.
Paradise
Worf
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
So it's a way to give you less soda and less chicken nuggets for the same price?
Worf
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Chicken Nugget --> Chik fil A --> Col-Pop --> Pol Pot --> Cambodia --> Swimming to Cambodia --> DK
Now that my friends, is an awesome 6 Degrees.
92BuickLeSabre
Slice
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Matt Buchanan: I have thought of doing a regular food gadget post, but might have trouble finding stuff as consistently fun as the Col-Pop. That thing really landed in our laps, since BBQ Chicken is just around the corner from our office here at Serious Eats. I do know I'll have to lose some weight before appearing in any more food-gadget photos and/or videos. (Though the "Woz's son" comment was kinda funny.)
Slice
dubsar
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Brian B: any day with the Dead Kennedys in your head is a good day in my book!
dubsar
AmishJohn
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Noobs-R-Us: We know a Republican came up with this, because a Democrat designed version would have a flip-flop top.
AmishJohn
Brian B
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@jdhuck: Great, now I'll have "Holiday In Cambodia" running through my head all day ... not that there's anything wrong with that.
Brian B
dubsar
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
gotta eat more - gotta eat faster - rampant consumerism ftw!
dubsar
gokor
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
YESSS!!! A big gulp of Brawndo and nuggets.
gokor
matt buchanan
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Slice: Hey Adam, thanks for stopping by. I've updated the post with your latest findings. Have you thought about a regular food gadget feature?
matt buchanan
Slice
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@mandarin: Don't you mean Krazee-Eyez?
Slice
trailingedge
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Wow, so this is what our GREAT nation has to show for itself!
trailingedge
mandarin
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Man this guy has crazy eyes...
mandarin
Slice
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Matt: Adam Kuban here. Thanks for the link -- but more so for exposing holes in my reporting. You're correct to point out that temperature equilibrium is a real danger. I've updated my Col-Pop post to answer your concerns, but I'll summarize here for you and your readers:
Temperature/Texture concerns: After 15 to 20 minutes, condensation appeared in the bottom of the chicken caddy. However, I think that since most people will snarf the hell out of these in about 5 minutes, it will only come into play among the slowest of eaters or on the hottest of days.
Taste: Have you had popcorn chicken? Then you've basically had Col-Pop's nuglets. They're hot and crisp, made with all-white-meat chicken and are about the size of a Gobstopper. The real magic of BBQ Chicken (besides the amazing future cup tech) is in its regular fried chicken, which is killer. Beats Popeyes by a landslide and makes the Colonel look like a chump.
Slice
ideaman2020
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Aside from the intuitive bad feelings I get thinking about a cup of nuggets and carbonated beverage...
The threat of ending up looking like that guy is reason enough to give this the thumbs down!
ideaman2020
balloondoggle
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Looks like they just boosted the margin on pop from "great" to "ludicrous". Same size cup with an insert displacing the pop. Bet they even charge more for the novelty.
balloondoggle
NZRUSS
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Gimmy some of your tots!
NZRUSS
rexplex
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
I was going to sacrifice my GI tract in the name of investigative reporting, but I can't justify driving 75 minutes north for chicken nuggets.
I am curious though - would like to find out how well these work in the real world.
rexplex
discounteggroll
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
if I blow bubbles will it make the nuggets dance?
discounteggroll
BMErdin
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@tamoko: Mmmm, popplers.
"Whoa, they are great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!"
BMErdin
bramachari
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
we're all going to hell. Straight down the pipe to the hot place.
bramachari
xboxishuge
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
We're through the looking glass here, people.
xboxishuge
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
How did you guys find a picture of Woz's son?
Kaiser-Machead
VNSROCK
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Heart attack in a bio-disaster cup.
VNSROCK
m4x
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
This is why we'll fail in the end. Isn't this the second sign of the fatoclypse?
m4x
jrubzer
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Will it Blend?
jrubzer
weatherman
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
I'm going to have to agree with the video; the future is now and it tastes like chicken! This really is the best thing since the spork. For all you health conscious yuppies, feel free to fill the bottom with a nice gazpacho and the top with balls of couscous or focaccia. Me and my red-blooded American Patriots will take the coke-n-fried-whatever combination to go - and don't forget to Super-Size!
weatherman
wilmawonker
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@Monty: haha! I think I repressed my memory of that atrocity. Time to go back to the therapist.
wilmawonker
jibbly
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@schrutebuck: That is one of the most poignant things I've ever read, indeed revealing the complex philosophical juxtaposition of man, nugget, and carbonated fizziness.
jibbly
ANoel
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Look at that FF sucking and masticating will ya!?
Finally, a space age suggestion and a apropos, honourable use of the Gizmodo slutword ...
BLEND!
ANoel
faabshaam
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
You're all missing the bigger question!
less Soda and less waste? Or 72oz of carbonated, teeth rotting, belch creating goodness and more waste from the boxes that would hold the nuggets?
faabshaam
Knirfie
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
So where does the sauce go?
Knirfie
schrutebuck
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Is there a purpose in keeping them separate?
schrutebuck
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
What Republican came up with this "nugget" of ingenuity?
Noobs-R-Us
Elvisisdead
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@blackti3: I totally want a warm chicken soda. Especially if the carbonation fizz tasted like gravy.
Elvisisdead
jdhuck
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
@jdunns4: Nothing says love like a gift from Uncle Pol Pot. Thanks for the laugh. Pretty bad that I laugh at a Pol Pot reference.
jdhuck
jdunns4
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
when i first read this i thought 'Pol Pot holds your soda' ? he's doing quite well i thought. but wait, no, it's just a way to get americans fatter. damn you pol pot!
jdunns4
jibbly
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
Heat rises, cold sinks right? So all they need to do is create an insulating layer (a somewhat thin air pocket - air is great insulation) on the bottom of the nuggets holder and voila, hot nuggets and cold beer...uuuh I mean soda.
Two snacks, one cup?
jibbly
xint
Posted 5:25 AM 6/2/08
...as soon as they figure out how to prevent the soda from becoming fish soup, and the chicken nuggets into breaded styrofoam... then and only then this is the most awsomest invention in our pixel size spot on the Galaxy...
xint
mitchel_stevens
Posted 6:25 AM 6/2/08
I JUST DRANK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
and will eat your delicious chicken next.
mitchel_stevens
FThorn
Posted 6:25 AM 6/2/08
just blend and make a chicken nugget/cola SHAKE.
FThorn
encoree
Posted 6:25 AM 6/2/08
BBQ Chicken is a fried chicken Korean franchise (Website here bbq.co.kr)
encoree
berribrand
Posted 6:25 AM 6/2/08
@AmishJohn: The flip-flop top would be called a "Romney-ite."
berribrand
Benjo
Posted 6:25 AM 6/2/08
Get fat with more efficiency than ever!
Benjo
zenpoet
Posted 6:25 AM 6/2/08
@schrutebuck: Only because we as a species are not yet advanced enough to handle the awesome power of the Cokenugget tm.
zenpoet
AmishJohn
Posted 8:25 AM 6/2/08
@berribrand: and the takeout version would be served in a NYC carpetbag.
AmishJohn
moosiest
Posted 8:25 AM 6/2/08
@monty.... i'm afraid they did. no idea why i remembered the name, but a quick search for "McDLT" and:
McDLT - The McDLT (McDonald's Lettuce and Tomato) was sold in a novel form of packaging.[2] The meat and bottom half of the bun was prepared separately from the lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, sauces, and top half of the bun. Both were then packaged into a specially designed two-sided container. The consumer was then expected to finalize preparation of the sandwich by combining the hot and cool sides just prior to eating. The company discontinued the sandwich in 1990 due to the move away from the environmentally unsound styrofoam packaging which was integral to the McDLT "experience". The McDLT is perhaps best remembered for its marketing, which focused on variations of the theme "Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool." A 1985 commercial released to market the new sandwich featured a young Jason Alexander.
moosiest
Ledsled
Posted 8:25 AM 6/2/08
"Fast Food Technology of the Future." This will be just as cool as Dippin' Dots.
Ledsled
WorkingOnYourInvoice
Posted 8:25 AM 6/2/08
The next logical step is to have the chicken nuggets conceal a small pocket of cola, a la fruit Gushers.
WorkingOnYourInvoice
The Pink Zepp
Posted 9:25 AM 6/2/08
@tamoko: Hell yes!
The Pink Zepp
xj_4x4
Posted 9:25 AM 6/2/08
@Git Em SteveDave:
I wonder if Jason Alexander wishes You Tube didn't exist :o
From a different video, Ronald Mc Donald's "daughter" is hot! ;-)
xj_4x4
Trowble
Posted 9:25 AM 6/2/08
Oh that's not far from my school here in NYC. I'll check out those soggy nuggets in a soda cup later this week.
Trowble
Arsenal6
Posted 9:25 AM 6/2/08
lol the avg american
Arsenal6
Git Em SteveDave
Posted 9:25 AM 6/2/08
@moosiest: younger and thinner. Maybe he got lifetime comp meals there. It would take a lot of money to make a commercials like this [www.youtube.com]
Git Em SteveDave
Ry079
Posted 9:25 AM 6/2/08
Saw this concept in japan a while ago, except they had a traditional squid ball in the top compartment..
Ry079
Aceoage
Posted 11:25 AM 6/2/08
they should use this at DQ to keep everything cold! Brilliance!
Aceoage
Aceoage
Posted 11:25 AM 6/2/08
this should be used at dq too keep everything cold!
Aceoage
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 1:24 PM 6/2/08
@AmishJohn: Humm, would that be called a Romney or a McCain?
Noobs-R-Us
CEOself
Posted 1:24 PM 6/2/08
skip this...just gimme some Diet Coke flavored dipping sauce.
CEOself
Cliff_Dangers
Posted 4:26 PM 6/2/08
Pffff.. this is nothing new.. The BBQ's here in korea have had this for a couple years now only they sauce it up. mmmmmmm chicken.
Cliff_Dangers
photophile
Posted 4:26 PM 6/2/08
This thing is amazing.
But, I'm surprised that a coffee mug with built-in ash tray didn't come first...
photophile
ctlemonade
Posted 9:30 AM 7/2/08
Put two of these in a beer hat... add secondary tubes to suck down the chicken nuggets. Hands-free! Oh, and fill the drinks section on one cup with BBQ or ranch, problems solved.
ctlemonade