Glitter Gun – For The Times When You Want to Get Whored Up Really, Really Fast

Much like Homer’s makeup gun, this Glitter Gun allows you to apply sparkly bits to your woman in record time, allowing long waits on the couch while she’s getting ready to become a thing of the past. The gun is a bit tricky, however, seeing as one glitter shot is not quite enough, and two glitter shots activates “drunk, horny slut” mode, so aim carefully. [Drink Stuff via Nerd Approved]


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    trent

    Friday, February 29, 2008 at 1:49 PM

    Glitter gun for your woman? pleeease, that statement assumes only straight men read this blog. Its the day before mardi gras ffs and you post about a glitter gun!!

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