Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever
Posted by Adam Frucci at 8:23 AM on January 11, 2008
Mark, Chen and I just got out of AVN. We're making a video. This is an actual receipt I got for one of the services I paid for at AVN for use in our video. I need to expense this now. I'm sorry Blam, I really am. Stay tuned for the video, it's sure to make you think even less of me, if that's even possible.

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Munch
Posted 5:44 PM 10/1/08
@ideaman2020: That depends on what he was rubbing her (his?) butt with.
Munch
TKWarrior
Posted 5:40 PM 10/1/08
@Adam Frucci: You're right, I couldn't think any less of you a long time ago. JK man. What kind of look did the 'lucky' girl give you after asking her for a receipt?
TKWarrior
smackswell
Posted 5:29 PM 10/1/08
@mangochutney: He didn't say it was a girl.....
smackswell
BENNY THE INTERN
Posted 5:28 PM 10/1/08
@smackswell: I totally agree.
BENNY THE INTERN
ideaman2020
Posted 5:27 PM 10/1/08
@methodlimp: Someone charges you for letting you rub their butt.
Duh.
That said, it would have to be an awfully fine butt to warrant a $20 charge...
ideaman2020
Red Right Hand
Posted 5:26 PM 10/1/08
@P3nnst8r: My bad, and I fully agree with you. That said, I thought you were referring to that kid reporter at CES (Aaron Broder) that giz just covered an hour or so ago, somebody commented on how much he looked like a young Frucci.
Red Right Hand
mangochutney
Posted 5:22 PM 10/1/08
@Adam Frucci: Well then at least tell us which one of the MacWorld booth girls got the one and only "Frucci Butt Rub"(c).
mangochutney
FlipSwitch
Posted 5:20 PM 10/1/08
The receipt doesn't even state whether you were giving or receiving said rub - or maybe you were just watching.
FlipSwitch
FlipSwitch
Posted 5:19 PM 10/1/08
The receipt doesn't even say if you were giving or receive said rub.
FlipSwitch
Dave Barak
Posted 5:18 PM 10/1/08
Maybe you should try writing it off as a business expense on your taxes. I'd love to see the look on the IRS auditor's face when you try to explain it.
Dave Barak
methodlimp
Posted 5:18 PM 10/1/08
@Adam Frucci: Well, Adam, how the hell could you expense a butt rub if you were the one that provided the service? I rest my case.
methodlimp
What it is
Posted 5:17 PM 10/1/08
"This is all manual baby"
What it is
Adam Frucci
Posted 5:12 PM 10/1/08
Why do you all assume that I was the recipient of said butt rub and not the giver?
Adam Frucci
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 5:11 PM 10/1/08
Reminds me of Family Guy...
BUTT SCRATCHER!!??
BUTT SCRATCHER!!??
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Cupajo
Posted 5:09 PM 10/1/08
@luxera:
If I'm going to pay $20 for a butt-rub, I want it to be performed by someone with strong hands. Maybe that's fruity, but I'm all about getting value for my dollar.
Cupajo
Bowler Hat
Posted 5:08 PM 10/1/08
iFuckedMyselfInTheButt.
$19.99
Bowler Hat
iPhoneGroupie
Posted 5:04 PM 10/1/08
Is that receipt on the back of the ipod sex toy add-on brochure?
I definitely see an image of an ipod there......
Adam, you didn't? Did you?
iPhoneGroupie
Bowler Hat
Posted 5:00 PM 10/1/08
Even Peter Petrelli needs to kick back and unwind occasionally, it seems.
Bowler Hat
tamoko
Posted 4:58 PM 10/1/08
Imagine pulling that out at H&R Block.
Regardless...I bet the swag at AVN is better then at CES.
tamoko
banmojo
Posted 4:57 PM 10/1/08
That's a wry face to make, following something which I presume had to be at least SOMEwhat pleasurable. Me, I'm all smiles whenever I get a 20 dollar butt rub :^)
banmojo
P3nnst8r
Posted 4:55 PM 10/1/08
@Red Right Hand:
[en.wikipedia.org]
P3nnst8r
strider_mt2k
Posted 4:55 PM 10/1/08
Save that one Adam, you can use it at the next BBQ event you guys cover.
(See I'm looking out for ya man.)
strider_mt2k
Paradise
Posted 4:54 PM 10/1/08
is the butt rub still occurring at time of photo?
Paradise
Red Right Hand
Posted 4:53 PM 10/1/08
I am fortunate enough to use my receipts for bongs and vaporizers and hydroponic growing gear for tax write offs
Red Right Hand
Red Right Hand
Posted 4:51 PM 10/1/08
@P3nnst8r: I believe it's Aaron Brody
Red Right Hand
Seiven
Posted 4:49 PM 10/1/08
HAHA I love it, if you get reimbursed with that reciept your my hero
Seiven
P3nnst8r
Posted 4:47 PM 10/1/08
@smackswell:
More like a Tom Cruise-Adrien Brody manchild
P3nnst8r
smackswell
Posted 4:43 PM 10/1/08
Frucci looks a bit girlish.
smackswell
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 4:43 PM 10/1/08
You got a butt rub and you want to be reimbursed? That's almost as good as the lap dances you use to get from wall street brokers night out.
Noobs-R-Us
aseriesoftubes
Posted 4:41 PM 10/1/08
Why would they bother giving a receipt? It's not like you're going to return your butt rub.
aseriesoftubes
luxera
Posted 4:35 PM 10/1/08
Handwriting looks a bit manish.
luxera
TheRunningboard7
Posted 4:34 PM 10/1/08
They could have at least signed it.
TheRunningboard7
jun2san
Posted 4:32 PM 10/1/08
Best. Receipt. Ever.
jun2san
darkwaters
Posted 7:09 PM 10/1/08
@Adam Frucci: By the look on your face, if you were giving the rub, you must have rubbed it like it was a magic lamp.
What kind of genie popped out?? ;~)
darkwaters
Empire
Posted 8:13 PM 10/1/08
When can we expect the "Top 10 Reasons I Hate AVN"?
Reason #1: Booth babes...
Empire
liveallnight
Posted 8:04 PM 10/1/08
But will it work for CardScan Pro??
liveallnight
eNNtOXX
Posted 8:03 PM 10/1/08
@eNNtOXX: then again, i'd expect a morning coffee from you for about a week....
eNNtOXX
eNNtOXX
Posted 8:02 PM 10/1/08
and you are supposed to use that as a compensation reference to an expense? i wouldn't except that, but then if you told me about it instead, i'd probably just give you the $20 8\
eNNtOXX
LoudLight17
Posted 7:48 PM 10/1/08
Speaking of butt rubs....I just used the voucher I got for you at the Cosplay maid cafe in Tokyo..sorry you missed it
LoudLight17
gokor
Posted 7:41 PM 10/1/08
@Red Right Hand: I'm gonna sound really gay, but it's Adrien Brody.
gokor
Brian Sexton
Posted 1:11 AM 11/1/08
Are you really holding a receipt, Adam? It looks a bit like you've made yourself a very small sign to advertise a new butt-rubbing business.
Brian Sexton
skulldriveshaft
Posted 2:40 AM 11/1/08
okay so ADAM bought a "movie" called "Butt Rub" for $20?
am i right?
skulldriveshaft
skulldriveshaft
Posted 2:38 AM 11/1/08
All I could get from the LOW RES picture you guys are providing as evidence was the following:
..... Production Services
..................
Sales and Leasing
There's a box on the back, can't read what it says, anyone else got some crazy ass image processing software?
skulldriveshaft
SexCpotatoes
Posted 5:07 AM 11/1/08
Well, one could "expense" a performed "butt rub" if their initial outlay was $20, for the oils or tools and such. In fact, if they were doing said butt rub at cost to promote their new butt rubbing business it would make sense to do so, but that receipt should say 'promotional butt rub' which opens up a whole new can of worms.
SexCpotatoes
Out2gtcha
Posted 5:21 PM 11/1/08
Now that the associated vid is out, Adam has the same look on his face as when he actually got the butt rub.
Out2gtcha
Fierock
Posted 6:47 PM 11/1/08
Adam had the same look on his face through the whole video. I'd suggest that if you submit the receipt for reimbursement, send the video too, just as proof that you did in fact complete the transaction by receiving the service (of administering butt rub on sum babe's cheek), just so they know that you weren't doing it for pleasure, just business, dirty dirty business.
Fierock
weggles90
Posted 12:00 AM 12/1/08
I see you got a reciept, did it come with a warrenty?
weggles90