the blog that brought you dumb infrared pranks can't handle a little language?
ari14850
LuciferBox
Posted 10:32 AM 20/1/08
@gary_slamson.: dude seriously what is it with the dick references?
LuciferBox
kaleberg
Posted 7:08 AM 23/1/08
Never buy the ultimate anything, unless you are a collector. Do marketing people even realize what the word means? (It's like those Incubus running shoes apparently aimed at women who want to have sex with night demons).
Consider what kind of jerk buys an ultimate driving machine. Is he suicidal. Does the car come with a suicide hotline how to number?
For the same reason, I steer away from cars named Legacy, Estate and Testament. Would you buy a car named The Coffin?
Every marketing company needs to buy a dictionary, right now!
kaleberg
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sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
You want irony??? This is irony. Toshiba starting a recycling effort... right about the 7th of January
[www.tacp.toshiba.com]
sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
powerball
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
Took there three best films, transformers, shrek 8, and star trek. No wonder ther lost.
powerball
buhbuh513
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
I don't get this
buhbuh513
Michai
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
Haha, they hanging on all right. I would suggest the "cut and run" method.
Michai
Accordion
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
@gary_slamson.:
you can do that with blu-ray now as well…
Accordion
gary_slamson.
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
Hang on. To what? My dick.
gary_slamson.
Ryanraven
Posted 3:08 AM 21/1/08
Lol they're running away!
Ryanraven
akmed
Posted 4:08 AM 21/1/08
wow... lol
akmed
ph15h
Posted 4:08 AM 21/1/08
Well, Transformers is Paramount, and Shrek is Universal/ DreamWorks. Hmm...
ph15h
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 4:08 AM 21/1/08
Donkey's ass is splodin'. And he likes it.
92BuickLeSabre
Galley
Posted 1:30 PM 20/1/08
Wow, it plays three films!
Galley
discounteggroll
Posted 12:52 PM 20/1/08
I told them not to eat that sauerkraut
discounteggroll
Collins1
Posted 12:21 PM 20/1/08
BITCH REPROGRAMMED MY KEYS!!!!!!!!!
free = funny
Collins1
Collins1
Posted 12:20 PM 20/1/08
It's ironic, but it's not free.
Collins1
AznSmith
Posted 7:08 AM 21/1/08
AHHHH I get it now! it's like "Hang on, don't bail on us, we have a chance!" lol
AznSmith
gamble
Posted 7:08 AM 21/1/08
"The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention.
Now that is irony."
gamble
FLskydiver
Posted 8:08 AM 21/1/08
I thought the format wars were over when Blockbuster stores relented and started carrying wide-screen versions of DVD's again.
(Sorry for the inevitable double post. Dang comment system!)
FLskydiver
FLskydiver
Posted 8:08 AM 21/1/08
I thought the format wars were over when Blockbuster stores relented and started carrying wide-screen versions of DVD's again.
FLskydiver
homerjay
Posted 8:08 AM 21/1/08
Hmm... Looks like Gary was banned. Thats a shame. I was hoping to hear more about his dick.
homerjay
Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer
Posted 8:10 PM 20/1/08
@homerjay: Wow, the Giz is practising stealth banning now. That is ironic.
Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer
qbrad
Posted 7:47 PM 20/1/08
@gamble: Ah bender. We love thee.
qbrad
Paradise
Posted 2:08 PM 21/1/08
@homerjay: go through his archive. the guy really likes [his] dick.
Paradise
VishusBurn
Posted 10:26 PM 20/1/08
Not sure why that didn't work. Manual labor FTL. :(
"http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/24818BP~Nelson-Posters.jpg"
VishusBurn
VishusBurn
Posted 10:14 PM 20/1/08
@gary_slamson.:
[imagecache2.allposters.com]
Serves ya right.
VishusBurn
cmoody17
Posted 3:07 AM 21/1/08
@homerjay: No problem, check his history. Almost every post is about his dick.
cmoody17
D-Bo
Posted 3:36 AM 21/1/08
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
D-Bo
CrashingOut
Posted 10:08 PM 21/1/08
haha a quick breeze through slamsons screwball slamming shows a certain phallic fixation. Motha'**** had it comin!
CrashingOut
discounteggroll
Posted 11:08 PM 21/1/08
he was just a bit sour because cock band didn't turn out to be a real product
damn you chen/p3nnst8r
discounteggroll
ari14850
Posted 7:38 AM 21/1/08
the blog that brought you dumb infrared pranks can't handle a little language?
ari14850
LuciferBox
Posted 10:32 AM 20/1/08
@gary_slamson.: dude seriously what is it with the dick references?
LuciferBox
kaleberg
Posted 7:08 AM 23/1/08
Never buy the ultimate anything, unless you are a collector. Do marketing people even realize what the word means? (It's like those Incubus running shoes apparently aimed at women who want to have sex with night demons).
Consider what kind of jerk buys an ultimate driving machine. Is he suicidal. Does the car come with a suicide hotline how to number?
For the same reason, I steer away from cars named Legacy, Estate and Testament. Would you buy a car named The Coffin?
Every marketing company needs to buy a dictionary, right now!
kaleberg