Entertainment
Amoré Bay Is Most Hideous Jacuzzi Ever Created
Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 12:30 AM on January 29, 2008

This is $20,000 of love-themed hot tub, the Walker Signature Special Edition. Special features include seating for six, tacky red hearts, fountains, Valentine-red colours, a "playground area" and MP3-ready stereo. Our ideal use for this tasteless Jacuzzi is in the video after the jump. [Born Rich and Dimension One press release]

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baltwade
Posted 1:15 AM 29/1/08
"a love-themed hot tub. . . seating for six . . . and a playground area."
Seems like it's going to be a very special and memorable Valentines for 1 - 3 couples. I wonder if the guy who buys this has a mustache, is into scented oils, and likes to wear robes.
baltwade
Hiphopopotamus
Posted 1:15 AM 29/1/08
I own one of these in The Sims.
Hiphopopotamus
MrThunderfield
Posted 2:15 AM 29/1/08
If James Brown would have slipped and fallen, that would have made my day.
Sadly my day is yet to me made.
MrThunderfield
sorensilk
Posted 2:15 AM 29/1/08
Walker Signature Special Edition? As in Walker Texas Ranger? If so, this thing just got a whole lot cooler.
sorensilk
P3nnst8r
Posted 2:15 AM 29/1/08
I don't think it's THAT bad looking, could prob do without the hearts and stuff tho.
And yeah, 20k is a little steep.
P3nnst8r
homerjay
Posted 2:15 AM 29/1/08
GIggidy...
homerjay
Ellomdian
Posted 3:15 AM 29/1/08
Not Walker Texas Ranger - Johnny Walker of course! How else are you going to convince 5 other non males to join you in a sexually themed hot tub?
Ellomdian
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 3:15 AM 29/1/08
It looks like a giant cross section of a ventricle in a cupcake wrapper.
Kaiser-Machead
Gizmo
Posted 3:15 AM 29/1/08
Looks like a Belladonna video closeup.
Gizmo
VNSROCK
Posted 4:15 AM 29/1/08
@MrThunderfield: Dude, the Godfather of Soul has left the building...may he RIP. Good God Ya'll!
VNSROCK
kevjohn
Posted 4:15 AM 29/1/08
Classy lovetub. I can almost envision the semen floating in the water now.
kevjohn
WorkingOnYourInvoice
Posted 4:15 AM 29/1/08
Comes with special anti-"microbial" water additives.
WorkingOnYourInvoice
ideaman2020
Posted 1:09 PM 28/1/08
The controls in the picture remind me of the controls for an electronic driving game from back in the seventies...
But, hey.. any excuse for a clip of Eddie doing JB is Outtasite!! [eeeeeowwwww!!]
ideaman2020
ANoel
Posted 12:59 PM 28/1/08
Eddie Murphy rules.
ANoel
Twp3pf2
Posted 12:25 PM 28/1/08
Needs a sign above it that says, "I'm expecting a lot more than hot conversation." And maybe a condom dispenser. And a mounted video camera.
Seriously, though, this thing is marketed toward men who think that the reason they're not getting laid is that they're not laying it on thick enough. Try being a little more subtle. Maybe only half a bottle of cologne.
Twp3pf2
jammadave
Posted 3:31 PM 28/1/08
@Gizmo: ba-Zing! and sadly, not inaccurate.
jammadave
PlaneParts
Posted 4:15 PM 29/1/08
Why is the water so foamy?
PlaneParts
lhomme77
Posted 6:16 AM 30/1/08
@homerjay:
hahahahahahaha!
lhomme77