We Todd did

Supergeek817

@nutbastard: More likely you'll cover their windshield in goo then cause them to spin out. Either way, you win.

Windhawk

Hmm, I wonder if the cost will be less than the EZ Pass tolls I will no longer have to pay.

Lizard_King

Now I can finally evade the google street view

mikesfree

how about flipping it so that those street cameras can't read your plates?

dambo29

Might as well just get IMA DCHE and call it a day.

gamble

@strider_mt2k: i gave serious consideration to the oil slick and engineering one that can dump enough oil quickly enough. you'd want it pressurized so it all splats out exactly where you want it (middle of blind corner)

then i realized that some high-powered HID lights in the rear window would both blind the persuer and his camera, and be much less suspicious when tooling around (compared to 'whats all this oil leaking out of your bumper, son?' )

nutbastard

IH8PIGS - STOMPIN - SLNGYAY - SMKROCK - ALWYSUP - I<3SNIFN - PIGKILR - all great choices.

nutbastard

Duh nuh nuh nuh
nuh
nuh
nuh

NUH NUUUUUH!

strider_mt2k

What's cool is that while the plate is sideways there is room for oil slick/smoke screen deployment.
You know, until the 18-wheeler comes to pick you up.

Too much Spy Hunter as a kid I guess, sorry.

strider_mt2k

@Pope John Peeps II:
i've often wondered what kind of reaction something like that would get. if it's anything like what my Bad Cop: No Donut sticker got me, you dont want that kind of attention.

funnier would be one that says "Just kidding, officer" that you could flip to then flip back real quick.

nutbastard

So is this going to replace the dumb ass stickers everyones putting on their cars these days?

drewthat

better just to flash your blinkers twice and wave... then turn the wave into the finger and open the throttle while laying on one, long honk until they drop back enough that they cant see you.... then pull over, turn off your lights, wait for em to pass you, get behind em again, rinse, repeat.

Note: works best on tourists in the middle of nowhere. at night.

nutbastard

Plate flipper - check!
Car paint that changes at press of a button... Still Missing.

Don't want none unless I can evade cops, hon.

cynep

Oh yah. I'm getting one that says "COKE DLR", and I'll flip it every time I pass a cop. I mean, if you're going to get something stupidly illegal, you might as well just go whole hog, right?

(Then I'll mount a shotgun in my homemade truck-turret and blow some pigs away!)

Pope John Peeps II

@cayton: If you're the kind of person who thinks it's totally awesome to rub the other driver's face in it when you pass them on the highway (or anywhere, I guess) then I doubt you care about whether it's illegal.

Beerad

They're very illegal. The website even says that they're strictly for "off the road use only" and "should not be used while driving"

lafond66

Also, according to Mythbusters, I'm pretty sure this is illegal.

cayton

No it's not classy. And I can see this contributing to road rage.

bdkennedy1

@WorkingOnYourInvoice:
if it was highway 9, it was me.

nutbastard

@dambo29: DING DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!!

I have a highway near me that uses cameras in combination with EZPass to pay for tolls - no EZPass, it looks up your plates and fines you. $130 for a license plate that makes this highway toll-free and doubles as an insult to tailgaters is cheap when you factor in the personal joy this may bring me.

razordu30

Drive Right, Pass Left

crash

I totally want one that says "Slower traffic keep right". What's the character limit?

wage

@gamble: L - O - L... I second that!

iamcrazyed

@nutbastard: That was YOU??!! Bastard!!

WorkingOnYourInvoice

"If you can read this sign, I'm braking"

bdkennedy1

I can certainly see this causing trouble in traffic.

gadgetmom

Lame

SammyDKat

I love it when speeders zoom by me only to be waiting for me at the next red light. I presume newbie drivers will be sporting this.

SeattleTed

i'm so buying this for the idiots in Austin that don't understand the concept of "Drive Right, Pass Left"

privatejoker75

I'd just spring for a decal on the back window that says "I'm a Douchenozzle"

GforGRENADE

Driving is depressing. Sigh.

senorbelly

I have a feeling that the kind of guys that will buy this are the same guys driving the jacked-up-bass-thumping-overcompensation-mobile riding my butt with his brights in my mirror.

Maybe it will provide some incentive to stop texting will driving, un-pop his collar and GO THE HELL AROUND!

whatifhesgotapointedstick

I just want one that says, "HANG UP AND DRIVE."

dosguy

@whatifhesgotapointedstick: "I have a feeling that the kind of guys that will buy this are the same guys driving the jacked-up-bass-thumping-overcompensation-mobile riding my butt with his brights in my mirror."

Or the ones that peel away from you while laying on the horn and flipping the bird.

someToast

First of all, if you buy this, don't forget to use it. Hell, we've had blinkers in our cars for decades and people don't know how to turn them on yet.

Nothing worse than waiting to turn east at an intersection when the car coming from the west slows down and gently turns south...WITH NO FRCKN BLINKER TURNED ON. Dammit people, use your blinkers...and get off the phone.

/tirade

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