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Moo Moo USB Toy For Lovesick Cows Everywhere
Posted by Addy Dugdale at 5:24 PM on December 27, 2007
Ah, Mondo USB. A strange place, full of really useless gizmos that no one really needs. And the Moo Moo is exactly that: basically a plastic cow that you and your better half attach to your computers, you press the button when you're feeling lonely and an 18-stone transsexual appears from nowhere to do unspeakable things to you the corresponding beast attached to your sweetheart's machine will moo, too. When she presses hers, it's your cow that lows. Pointless yet poignant, the secret of all good USB toys. There's a video after the jump.
Suddenly, everything in the world seems better, doesn't it? [Everything USB]
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Mandatory_Field
Posted 1:54 AM 27/12/07
Ahh yes, starts out as poignant -- 'till you realize that your gifter was a stalker, your cubicle sounds like Animal Farm 24/7, and she/he monitors to see if you unplug it
Mandatory_Field
weak_pig
Posted 3:52 AM 27/12/07
if i moo her, she'll moo back. and then i moo in return, and she moo in reply, and this goes on forever. Oh GAWD! I will never get my work done!!! Thanks a lot, moo moo!
weak_pig
thenson5619
Posted 2:57 AM 27/12/07
Im waiting for the moomoo bundled with the USB shotgun...for when you get sick of that piece of crap...
thenson5619
strider_mt2k
Posted 5:31 AM 27/12/07
When she doesn't moo back it'll put a steak in your heart.
Right through your ribs.
In fact you'll start wanting your baby back!
strider_mt2k
Curves
Posted 4:39 AM 27/12/07
This is the kind of thing you buy when you want to end the relationship and dont have the courage. Moo her a few dozen times and its OVER.
Curves
CaliforniaKid
Posted 10:26 AM 27/12/07
Version 2.0 will lift it's tail and eject a Jelly Belly.
CaliforniaKid
King of the Wild Frontier
Posted 10:13 AM 27/12/07
@Curves: Word. "I'm sorry, honey, but a twenty-pound sledgehammer fell on mine. Oops!"
King of the Wild Frontier
nutbastard
Posted 12:02 PM 27/12/07
but seriously? im fucking buying this. my girlfriend will absolutely love this thing, since we have to live far apart and whatnot, and we often "moo" to express consternation.
nutbastard
nutbastard
Posted 12:00 PM 27/12/07
@strider_mt2k:
You tender loins will shrivel with the realization that you will no longer be getting the milk for free.
nutbastard
DirkusMaximus
Posted 11:57 AM 27/12/07
Connect this to an Oh-My-Bod to really let her know you miss her.
DirkusMaximus
thenson5619
Posted 5:53 PM 27/12/07
A little castor oil is good for consternation...
thenson5619
bunnypower
Posted 6:59 PM 27/12/07
@strider_mt2k: Solid Gold!
@nutbastard: Ditto!
@nutbastard: Don't buy it! The novelty will wear off in mootime!
bunnypower
musaraign
Posted 5:18 PM 27/12/07
Nabaztags - you know, these wifi crazy rabbits! - do this better for years now. And, sorry to say, they're sexier than this poor jailed cow!
musaraign
nutbastard
Posted 1:55 AM 28/12/07
no way, im still buying this, no matter how soon the novelty wears off. and you WILL use it. Don't encroach on my decrees, or i'll demote you to kick-ass duke!
nutbastard
bunnypower
Posted 11:44 AM 28/12/07
@nutbastard: Tenacious D, nice!
bunnypower
nutbastard
Posted 1:01 PM 28/12/07
@bunnypower:
ha, i love how i had to explain the D reference to her, then she acts all hip by pointing it out.
nutbastard
King of the Wild Frontier
Posted 12:21 PM 28/12/07
@nutbastard: Let us know how that works out, hmm?
King of the Wild Frontier
bunnypower
Posted 1:41 PM 28/12/07
Are you seriously going to buy those, silly? : )
bunnypower