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Posted by Jason Chen at 4:26 AM on December 6, 2007
What do Gizmodo readers like more than a sex hotline? A nerd sex hotline. Although it's not a true nerd's fantasy ("I get so hot sitting quietly and watching you play Xbox. Oh yeeeeeah."), it's quite close. Only the audio in this is NSFW, so feel free to enjoy the fake nerd hotline at work or at home. [Xfans (NSFW)]
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King of the Wild Frontier
Posted 4:23 PM 5/12/07
@junk: Nope, I read it too.
King of the Wild Frontier
Imaria
Posted 3:09 PM 5/12/07
That was clearly a d4 rolled ;]
Imaria
junk
Posted 2:21 PM 5/12/07
Am I the only one who reads SomethingPositive? Wonder who ripped off whom. (Look for the comics where Peejee is at work. She runs a nerd phone sex line.)
junk
EMoShunz
Posted 2:04 PM 5/12/07
@Michai: oddly enough it looked like a d4
i mean i don't know what their talking about.
sorry, but that kind of shit (the elf) turns me on...thank god i have a wife who will do that if i ask :P
EMoShunz
whiteknight
Posted 1:24 PM 5/12/07
Heheh. That's funny, in a very embarrassing, hard to watch kinda way.
whiteknight
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 1:21 PM 5/12/07
yes....yes...yes....not a real number??? NOOOOOOOOoooooo.
92BuickLeSabre
Michai
Posted 12:56 PM 5/12/07
haha, did she roll a d20?
Michai
howdytex
Posted 12:51 PM 5/12/07
Man, I'd never subject myself to something like that... However, the "elf" girl is kinda cute. No, no really, that's just degrading... hmm, sci-fi girl really knows how to handle a light saber. What am I saying!?!? Oh forget it, I'd hit that... :D
Actually, that was pretty funny.
howdytex
EMoShunz
Posted 12:49 PM 5/12/07
the only thing that would have made that better would be if she said "now i'm prone" instead of "now i'm helpless"
i mean...i didn't find that sexy at all...totally ridiculous.
EMoShunz
ANoel
Posted 12:47 PM 5/12/07
I'd give it Kaopectate .@strider_mt2k:
ANoel
lalahsghost
Posted 12:41 PM 5/12/07
Haha, whoever did the script really must have been a nerd, because I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were supposed to make me laugh.
lalahsghost
formicae
Posted 12:38 PM 5/12/07
Hahahaha, lightsaber fight. Did they "choreograph" it like a 2-frame animated GIF on purpose for nerd cred?
formicae
strider_mt2k
Posted 12:36 PM 5/12/07
The one with the ears is cute.
Very well done.
I'll give it a +3
strider_mt2k
toyotaboy
Posted 10:04 PM 5/12/07
bah, that's slightly dissapointing. I almost wish that were a real ad.
toyotaboy
Hello_Newman
Posted 10:56 PM 5/12/07
That was pretty funny for an amateur video, and yes the redhead is a hottie. I still would have dressed one of them up in an original style Star Trek minidress they wore on that series, with communicator badge (I'm sure there's reproductions available).
Hello_Newman
devGOD
Posted 2:45 AM 6/12/07
hmm is it wrong that i actually think the girl with the ears is kinda hot... like the outfit, roleplay mmmm
devGOD
soldstatic
Posted 2:26 PM 7/12/07
hmm... would rather have hotter chics...
soldstatic