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Video: Rip-a-Way 1000 Wedgie Proof Underwear
Posted by Brian Lam at 4:47 AM on November 7, 2007
Fox News got an interview with the two 8-year twin old geniuses who invented wedgie proof underwear, dubbed the Rip-a-way 1000. The rigged a pair of boxers with fasteners at the seams, so these aren't so different from the pull away warm up pants (AKA, hiphop tuxedo). But like most of the best inventions, the beauty here lies in the simplicity of design.
The quotes by the kids are the best part of this video, laced with lament and hope deeper than we could expect from youngsters: "When someone gives you a wedgie, it hurts, and when we made wedgie proof underwear, it won't hurt anymore." Cheer up kid, you'll get fewer wedgies as you age towards your nobel peace prizes for these things. Although for me and many Giz readers, I'd say this piece of engineering has come a decade or three too late. [Wedgie Proof Undies]

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gokor
Posted 5:21 PM 6/11/07
Here's a tip, don't make clothes that are bully proof, just don't be a dork.
gokor
Cerixus
Posted 5:18 PM 6/11/07
I like toitles.
Cerixus
AmishPhysicist
Posted 5:18 PM 6/11/07
"here! rip off my underwear and put them on my face! it's easy!"
AmishPhysicist
UPMan
Posted 5:04 PM 6/11/07
Rumor has it that they are now hard at work on their next invention...the swirly proof toilet.
UPMan
hanswurst0815
Posted 7:10 PM 6/11/07
Such sweet and shy boys! I can easily imagine why they saw the need for an invention like this.
hanswurst0815
yogibimbi
Posted 6:29 PM 6/11/07
rip-a-way 1000 --- talking of underwear, that has me thinking of something completely wedgie-unrelated, but Im not quite sure, maybe that's more BE or OzE
yogibimbi
Lukewpnunn
Posted 2:03 PM 7/11/07
Great, when they realise you wear these, the bullies will just rip off the band every day until your mom stops buying them because they are useless without the tear off part...
And they'd probably use the elastic for their catapults to shoot stuff at you for being such a dork..
Lukewpnunn