hahaha hilarious headline...poor guy.

uclabruin2

hey, you got to collect something in life.

Super Soakers are cool... not sure if I would have more than a few... use it for a couple of summers, it breaks or gets left outside during the winter months... you get another one.

I wonder how many of those in that picture have actually had water in them?

chillywilly

Man ironically loses super soaker collection to fire.

emikey

whats with the hug eone in the bottom right corner

takemetoyourtoaster

i don't care what anybody says that is awsome

takemetoyourtoaster

the super soakers probably collect something too...dust

Mless

when he dies he will be buried with a pile of plastic that he accumulated all his life. I hope Treehugger dont see this picture.

dysthymia

Wow. I'm a little worried about what "fluid" someone obviously that lonely and friendless might load in these things.

How much for the whole collection on eBay? $25?

EBone

Maybe someone with too much money will buy it off him for a million dollars for thier Las Vegas museum and make us all chumps.

Razta

i can almost understand why he would want to collect every single super soaker (almost), but why does he have duplicates?? do you really need 7 reservoir backpacks?

nes3

@omg-ponies: What do you collect? Steampunk? Things that require batteries? This seems pretty harmless..

Wegmans

@omg-ponies: "Why" is the first thing that came to my mind.

Unless there is some type of army of vapires that is about to strike and he is loading up on the holy water.

Dr.Danger

@Wegmans: "Awesome" is not the first word that came to mind.

omg-ponies

That is so awesome! Good for him, might as well collect something you can use! It will come in handy in case that movie Signs comes true.. Swing away..

Wegmans

this guy needs to get a woman. and I dont mean from sim city.

wizzledizzle

@takemetoyourtoaster: The biggest one there is actually the one at the very top - there's 2 of them. The MonsterXL...

...few things in the world have the ability to soak you that much... other than maybe the ocean...

...maybe.

Stang70Fastback

@takemetoyourtoaster:
that my friend, is the BFG9000

discounteggroll

@s017jrs: You may want to go back to your original thought on it; that's just Giz being snarky.

HeartBurnKid

move over Michael Jackson, Neverland aint' got nothing on this

discounteggroll

Ya know, I thought "hey, cool, whatever turns ya on buddy" until I saw that he went into serious debt to collect squirt guns...

s017jrs

By every Super Soaker ever I didn't think that you meant EVERY Super Soaker ever made.

twoeightnine

Meh, what separates him from every other collector out there? Whether you collect stamps, comics, figures, Super Soakers, whatever, you're definitely not doing it for any practical value, but because it makes you happy. And if this is what makes him happy, why not?

Besides, I bet he throws some kickin' summer pool parties with all that hardware. I mean, I would.

Good on you, Super Soaker Guy.

HeartBurnKid

Description of picture is full of epic win!

chiablo

It's too bad they closed Neverland Ranch.

/shudder

DaveExile

@japanesegorilla: That's a pretty narrow contingency. What happens if a species of aliens whose only weakness is mozzarella ever shows up to abduct the human race? Then he just looks stupid...

Empire

@japanesegorilla:
You may have a point... but to that note, wouldn't it be easier to use a hose?

hughjass

Just make sure your dates wear white T-shirts

TheBear91

@takemetoyourtoaster:
I don't know. What's with it?

hughjass

Maybe this guy saw Signs and figured it could actually happen. Think about it, several grand for the chance to be the most prepared person on earth if a species of aliens whose only weakness is water ever show up to abduct the human race.

japanesegorilla

@Dr.Danger:
never heard of a water fight?

dibs on the CPS2000. that was a kickass gun.

willyolio

This is very, very sad. It's never worth it to go into serious debt because of some completely useless water guns. In a few years he'll look back on it and cry.

cmoody17

I'm sure some of them are worth a decent amount of $$$. I remember the first few were really hard to come by, and must, in some form or another be worth something. Besides, the best things to collect are things that nobody else had thought of to keep around! How valueable are action figures when everyone else collected them?

RiceBandit

It's cool because I can spot the very first one I had. Good job. Is this any worse than the guy who collects all the Apple computers? At least this guy gets OUTDOORS. Not so cool about the debt, though. Wait until you have money, then build your collection using eBay.

bandit

I bet every birthday and Christmas people bought him a new gun or a toysrus gift card.

barefootjeremy

I always believed there were no more than 20 different models...

VakeroRokero

Me thinks its the guy that runs [www.wcnews.com]

JediLow

umm.. can i like use one, puhhhlease

eighteesix

Is it bad that I wanna have a killer super soaker party at his house?

MystiMel

He missing one.

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DarkMan08

That's the makings of one killer summers day.

Also, where's everyone getting this info on him having gone into serious debt?

And finally, where's the logic in collecting most of the stuff people collect? I'm with Heartburnkid on this one. I'd collect Super Soakers long before I start collecting stamps or bottle caps or some other crap like that

finnigan16

eh kid....bet u get a lotta wet dreams... lol!!

nikeplr

and now that he has them all, and they are unboxed... NOW WHAT?

jonb4more

My friends and I used to go around the neighborhood and offer to shoot down wasp nests for $5. Super Soakers rule.

-=Ron Paul in 2008=-

corndog8