@Clipdat:
I see yer happy ass commenting on the page, so it must be a working formula

CafeRacer1200

these are the best gadgets i've ever seen. where can i order some?

slingblade

@CafeRacer1200: doing the same thing but with my gf. considering leaving a picture as well as a link to the french maid one laying on the bed tonight when I get home from work too.

RamV10

What a fucking worthless post, Charlie. This is right up there with your "Gadget Beach" monstrosity.

Try using good journalism skills and articulate writing instead of silicon sluts in trashy lingerie to get page views.

Clipdat

Which one was Steve Ballmer wearing again?

MINI-Driver

I just kept picturing my wife in these and it kept getting better and better.

CafeRacer1200

Sweet, I enjoyed this post. Sure it has absolutely nothing to do with gadgets... other than the fact that most people that like gadgets are guys, and most guys like to look at hot chicks, and most guys that like gadgets don't get enough exposure to hot chicks...so there you go. Nice post guys!

redman042

@jfine: I think it's fantastic that they need to clarify many of the sexy costumes as "adult".

Also: [www.youtube.com]

jeremiahbritt

First time I've been looking forward to getting some Chain Mail.

geeman

@Jeremias: Los maderos de San Juan

bubba451

They should just be naked and have leaves in their ears saying "I'm Eve, fuck me!"

daftrok

Is that a bulge I see in that cops groin?

apeguero

@Stang70Fastback: Why can't it be both =)

hagrun

you guys are my heroes. thanks!

hagrun

suddenly I am wanting to read Harry Potter again.

brendanm14

Just sexy girls, not good costumes. Want to see good sexy costumes? Go to Transworld expo next year. I go there for my haunted house props.... now those is some sexxy costumes!!

- T

Tylas

@gokor: Mmmmm, slutty.

foureight84

"Vejo tetas, Vejo Ban"

"I see boobs, I see ban"

Jeremias

Why is it that whenever my gf puts one of those on, she looks nothing like the model on the package?

Mr. Black

Thank you...thank you...thank you.

targatop

Slutty, not sexy.

gokor

@chapu: Agreed. I think this is ridiculous. It's HALLOWEEN people, not a Playboy party.

Stang70Fastback

the funny thing is .. take any one of these girls and put them in a garbage bag and they would look sexy... what if you tried to shoe horn the heffer in the next cubicle into one of those costumes?

Maksimir

I see one! I see one! There IS a gizmo in that group.
Cuffs!

ANoel

Where's the Leia golden bikini?

astroglide

These aren't costumes! It's lingerie.

chapu

[www.collegehumor.com]

Can't believe this wasn't posted yet, fits the post like a glove =)

"And frog..."

Blue_Six

No Chun Li outfit? :(

Kaiser-Machead

What, no schoolgirl outfits? There's a huge costume/magic trick/weird stuff shop near my residence that's packed for weeks prior to every Halloween. I've been in there when it's not busy and shot the breeze with some of the sale staff. They told me that some sort of innocent little schoolgirl costume is *the* big seller every Halloween.

Here's the funny part - to prove the point, they showed me the big stock they kept. Yep, they sure had a bunch of 'em, so they must have expected good sales. The weird thing was that half their stock was for sizes *far* larger than should wear anything approaching a sexy costume. If a woman is five and a half feet tall and weighs two hundred fifty pounds, they'd have an "Innocent Little Schoolgirl" costume to fit her.

Shudder...

benenglish

I don't mind all of the female skin, but in an effort to support equality- why not do the same with males in costumes.

DeadWriter

OOOoooooooooooooohh... "This account has been banned." Good stuff. Excellent programming by the way also. I love how I can still post after I've been banned. I see your editorial and programming skills go hand in hand.

jfine

More proof that Halloween is becoming the official holiday of slutty women.

Mind you- I am not complaining.

Shoe

Hah sweet my comments got censored! Guess Charlie can't take the criticism.

@Clipdat: Prepare to have your post removed also!

jfine

This post has NOTHING to do with gadgets, but strangly, I don't care. More please.

Baberaham Lincoln

I was kind of expecting with qizmodo that the costumes would be a cell phone, a wearable OLED costume, a 4 tb hard drive, a video game console, and maybe jean luke picard. I mean you have to know what a gizmodo reader finds sexy.

mmoylan

Nobody here is dressed like that. :-( Oh yeah. Utah. doh!

gclapp

I am amazed at the guys who are getting their panties in a bunch due to the fact that the post is not gadget related, which, the author clearly states before the jump. Get over it. If you dont like it dont look. Same goes for you whiners who say you are being edited. I still see your cry-baby little comments, so no one is editing you. Relax you up tight little fanbois and enjoy the post for what is is, a little harmless Halloween ogling of ladies.

Curves

@gclapp: Yeah that mormon gear just doesn't do it for me either

Wegmans

Lingere doesn't qualify as a costume unless you're cross-dressing.

AdmNaismith

@MINI-Driver: Wow. You always entertain me with your never-ending Apple loving, MS flaming comments. Which is your right man, not knocking it.

But when looking at hot women in skimpy outfits, the first thing that comes to mind is Ballmer? Creepy man, just creepy.

TKWarrior

Spankworthy!

Galley

Who is the french maid girl. I am in love and need to know where to start stalking her.

Picasosz

Happy Nerd!!! :)

spaceman7

but where is sexy 1900's steel conglomerate tycoon?

x23

@Clipdat:

It's called halloween, look into it.

Saboth

What about a treat for us lady-readers. C'mon - I want to see some man boobs!

taiter

I know that as one of the few women who read Giz, I'm not your target audience. But anyway, you now officially have one less female reader. I can handle a little locker-room banter, but sexy costumes have nothing to do with tech. Save 'em for your other online worlds, guys.

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