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Swarovsky-Encrusted Toilet Covers All Of Toilet, Not Just Insides, In Crap
Posted by Jason Chen at 6:45 AM on November 30, 2007
Just when we thought we'd stop writing about things that are coated in Swarovsky crystals, they had to go and slap their shiny mess all over a toilet. It costs $US75,000, which means you could easily coat a regular toilet in 750 $100 bills and have it come out looking better than this. Actually, you could take a dump, pick up said dump, rub it all over the outside of your can, then urinate all over the finished product, and still have it look better than this. Harsh? Yes, but fair. [Thisoldhouse via BornRich]
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Keebler
Posted 3:47 PM 29/11/07
Haha great title Jason.
And since when can we post pictures in comments?
Let the fun begin...
Keebler
flyboy
Posted 3:40 PM 29/11/07
Its ok for those who don't need to....
flyboy
omg-ponies
Posted 3:17 PM 29/11/07
Now we just need someone to Photoshop a passed-out Rick James next to in a drug-induced stupor.
omg-ponies
ANoel
Posted 3:17 PM 29/11/07
Yes, and I suppose it runs on Bling...
[gizmodo.com]
ANoel
sansovino
Posted 3:08 PM 29/11/07
From wikipedia:
"Swarovski crystal contains approximately 32% lead"
yeah, that's what I want in my home. A fugly lead toilet.
sansovino
Curves
Posted 3:07 PM 29/11/07
Putting aside the fact that its f'ugly, how would you clean it? The Tidy-Bowl man does not do crystal.
Curves
Hiphopopotamus
Posted 3:05 PM 29/11/07
But can you blend it?
Hiphopopotamus
mlebarron
Posted 3:03 PM 29/11/07
I'd rather have one covered in Swarovski crystals
;)
mlebarron
68newyorker
Posted 3:01 PM 29/11/07
Liberace was to sedate for that thing.
68newyorker
vagrant
Posted 2:55 PM 29/11/07
Something only Liberace could love.
vagrant
omg-ponies
Posted 4:18 PM 29/11/07
@Nintenboy01: I wouldn't worry about the fumes. The toilet is already noxious.
omg-ponies
Nintenboy01
Posted 4:10 PM 29/11/07
@nightsky: True. Even J-Lo, Giselle Bundchen and Jessica Alba poop, pee and have periods. But even they would likely never use such a gaudy toilet.
Nintenboy01
Nintenboy01
Posted 4:08 PM 29/11/07
Wait, does this thing have crystals INSIDE the bowl too? Won't it be tough to clean your poop off of them? Toilet Duck might end up dissolving the crystals or release noxious fumes.
Nintenboy01
nightsky
Posted 4:05 PM 29/11/07
everybody poops.
nightsky
ctlemonade
Posted 5:48 PM 29/11/07
Now that's what I call a royal flush. HA!
ctlemonade
ideaman2020
Posted 5:45 PM 29/11/07
@nightsky: Not me.
I just hold it in.
And every 3 or 4 months I have it surgically extracted.
ideaman2020
Palestina
Posted 5:19 PM 29/11/07
@vagrant: haha true, that guy was a shinny-stuff addicted.
Palestina
gokor
Posted 5:18 PM 29/11/07
@Hiphopopotamus: Soooooo...when does this tired joke get old to EVERYONE?
gokor
ANoel
Posted 4:55 PM 29/11/07
Just imagine the quality of triple A produce from the kobe-fed cows that grace this stall.
IMAGINE!
ANoel
randlsa
Posted 6:50 PM 29/11/07
Ouch! Am I the only one that's ever caught one of the corners of my wifes diamond with a hand or arm? 4000 cinder sized crystals does not sound comfortable for the nether region... That's 4000 cold spots in the winter too!
randlsa
Amiash
Posted 7:45 PM 29/11/07
that is so tooootallly worthlesssss
Amiash
UltimateIdiot
Posted 9:29 PM 29/11/07
now that's what i call a royal flush
UltimateIdiot
Vekter
Posted 1:23 PM 30/11/07
@Hiphopopotamus:
That's the first time I've laughed all day.
Vekter