Now if she could only walk down the stairs with that face :P

Anwa123

Ju-on, anybody? (The Grudge for you Americans)

Alfonzo

how about a BJ from a woman whose teeth haven't come in yet?

(I'm going to hell for writing that, and you're going to hell for laughing at it. Or not.)

parapraxis

@aynaiya: What's the alternative? A BJ from a woman with no teeth? Maybe when I'm 80.

sumocat

wow... that robot is disturbing.. very very disturbing... now i cant go back to the dentists office knowing this thing exists :(

alin0steglinski

Um...lots of teeth = painful BJ!

aynaiya

With a name like that, I would have guessed it was to train proctologists (and the facial expression is pretty close for that exam, too...except the eyes should be wider open).

UPMan

Wouldn't that name be better applied to say, oh, a proctology robot?

acutusnothus

That is one seriously disturbing robot.

tamoko

lol - your write-up of this thing is hilarious. Well done.

Soulxside

I think she just has some serious swelling...maybe impacted molars? Good thing she's at the dentist!

92BuickLeSabre

Me love you long time?

Noobs-R-Us

What is she, singing?

Noobs-R-Us

@lastpulse: Just think of which part of the male anatomy may resemble a tea bag and you can fill in the blanks from there.

rednecktech

@nystreetfilms: Couldn't have said it better myself.

WorkingOnYourInvoice

Does she remind anyone else of one of those Aardman Animations flicks?

crucifix99

I'm still waiting for her to clamp down on the finger...

Mr. Black

@ LASTPULSE: Bro... you haven't lived...

nystreetfilms

"She" will aid greatly in the training of dental practitioners and dentists but I didn't notice in the video something I personally feel is an important capability: does she spit or swallow?

ANoel

read gizmodomus, height
love robotmus, height
open mouthmus, height

Type-E

I like my pleasure robots a little downsy actually. How dare you step on my sensibilities like that, Adam?

beyondmp3

what the hell is tea-bagging?

lastpulse

It really creeps me out with the eyes moving and stuff...

lastpulse

This is just completely retarded and useless. If there's one thing I learned on my visit to Japan it was that Japanese people DO NOT go to the dentist! Most of them had smiles that made the British look attractive.

jetexas

If you want a good BJ simulator, get rid of the teeth AND the gag reflex.

EBone

@digitaldavey:
Good oral is right... LOL!!

Obvious BJ jokes aside, this really looks quite real, only with lock-jaw.

Sir_NightSky

When the robots take over they will demand good oral hygine!

digitaldavey

uh, I speak the Japanese, so I will loosely translate the first few lines...

He is basically giving ball size commands for tea-bag evaluation.

"hogi no mas" is "caucasian white man balls"

"nagi no mas" is "black guy balls"

"somo no mas" is "Inuit balls during Febuary" (notice the smaller mouth size, because of the obvious frozen balls of the eskimos)

I got as far as "sweaty columbian balls after riding a steed in heat for 12 minutes" at which point I had to go to the bathroom. I think its amazing what they are doing in Japan to further tea-bagging research. Its sad to think that over 14 men a year loose a testicle to improper tea-bag implementation. Hopefully science will be able to further their knowledge of tea-bagology and men (as well as women) around the world would be able to live happier and more fulfilling lives without loosing any testicles.

nystreetfilms

kind of freak

untime

@nystreetfilms: Man, you just made me L till MA get O!

Palestina

- It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Windhawk

kawai or kawaii?

calaverasgrandes

Can I get one with the eyes open? 'Cause that's what does it for me...

Cupajo

Yeah...but she's just not emotionally available... :(

Screen Name

WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN????

strider_mt2k

@thadude: NIceeeee..

DJJS

What's NEXT? A bend over and cough robot? You know, just to get a real "feel" for things?

DucatiGuy

"Too Deep, Too Deep" - Gag reflex activated - spit function disabled....

thadude

It's jaw contains gears that may or may not be hooked up to hydraulics or pneumatics.

You all can stick your naughty bits in that new-fangled Chinese finger-trap if you want, but don't come crying to me with your bloody severed groins when the droid goes all "Kill All Humans!!! Especially The Male Humans!!!" on you.

I wouldn't put my homunculus in a toaster, a garbage disposal, pencil sharpener, or pool intake valve and I'm certainly not putting it in this mechanized man-trap.

omg-ponies

What? All this technology and they couldn't program the servos in it's mouth to toggle an open/close position? I can understand the vocalizing the speech but I think they can do better. Also, don't know about you but I can't say crap when I'm sitting at a Dentist chair with all kinds of dental instruments picking at my chompers. I think they should drop some of the comprehensible speech and do more hand gesture and face making programming.

apeguero

this looks like the girl from "the grudge"

saycarramrod

@calaverasgrandes: Kowai indeed!
That was just freaky to look at, and watch it respond to the commands it was given. There was a lot of editing going on, but freaKy for the most part.

Still, no robot sim is going to come close to the sensitivity of the human mouth.

vagrant

Did the eyes cross just a little?

Man that's hot.

strider_mt2k

at least she doesn't scream "nagasaki-i" (wrong hole)...I know - old joke. my bad

Gtaste8

RUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!! It's the Tub-Girl2000!

dna

no skynet jokes?

AndersonBMX

I want to be a proctologist. Do they have one for that?

sonicwind

This thing is WAAAAY to Uncanny Valley for me. Freakin' scariest thing ever.

CircusMcGee

@omg-ponies: homunculus |həˈmə ng kyələs; hō-|
noun ( pl. -li |-ˌlī| or -les |-ˌlēz|)
a very small human or humanoid creature.
• historical a supposed microscopic but fully formed human being from which a fetus was formerly believed to develop.

...I think we need to talk.

WorkingOnYourInvoice

@Windhawk: Nice movie reference; perfect context. BTW Mann's Chinese theater in LA is showing the director's cut of that movie right now (or at least last week when I was up there).

sshrum

@sonicwind: ha ha ha ha!! maybe Ob-Gyns should ask for one as well...Ughhh....i am spoiling my mornings!

pradster

That is so wierd! her expressions are freaky, i would not wanna be a doc or the patient of a doc who worked on this thing!

pradster

The world's first Bukkake Crash Dummy.

decerbo

Head Nurse walks in.

Doctor,not again, take that out of there, no you know what im gonna get you fired, now I have to clean this mess.

KainXS

One day, ONE DAY, I'm going to be able to scroll down a Gizmodo page without LOL'ing and scaring the bejeezus out of the other labrats here in my office.

kevjohn

This is the ultimate game of Operation . I'm going for the funny bone.

aboriginal

This kind of shit scares me. Asimo is my kind of robot, this realistic shit just, just does not fly with me.

Daimyo Nintendo