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Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday
Posted by Sean Fallon at 11:40 AM on November 30, 2007
Long for the sound of a female having an orgasm while in bed? Well, it is time to make that dream a reality my friend. Not an actual, living woman mind you—I mean let's be realistic here. I'm referring to this sleek-looking Orgasmo Clock. Just set the alarm and you will be gently coaxed from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off. Not as good as the real thing, but certainly better than the irritating alarm from most clocks. Available for $US25. [Product Page]
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xaflatoonx
Posted 8:18 PM 29/11/07
ME WANT!!!!!!!!!!
xaflatoonx
aaj111
Posted 8:15 PM 29/11/07
Just what the nerds need.
aaj111
pdok
Posted 8:10 PM 29/11/07
If you hit snooze, does it start faking the alarm after a few months?
pdok
Empire
Posted 8:07 PM 29/11/07
Oh good, I was hoping to develop an aversion to heterosexual intercourse.
Empire
keronian
Posted 8:05 PM 29/11/07
I don't know if this would wake me up so much as make my early-morning dreams more interesting. But hey, if it manages that, I'm sold!
keronian
Curves
Posted 8:01 PM 29/11/07
At least a 2 or 3 second audio link demo would be better marketing. I think a lot of the target buyers would'nt even know what a womans orgasm sounds like, never having heard one, not even a fake one.
Curves
johnnyabnormal
Posted 7:50 PM 29/11/07
Does it vibrate?
johnnyabnormal
gokor
Posted 7:48 PM 29/11/07
Makes a man feel not so bad about failing to please a woman, because hey, now we got the noise canned for us.
gokor
Amiash
Posted 9:36 PM 29/11/07
its like making you reallize that you should do that to a woman! make them moan
Amiash
tommo
Posted 9:28 PM 29/11/07
I hate the noise of my alarm clock.. but I think I'd still rather have a bell
tommo
Khuluna
Posted 9:25 PM 29/11/07
Hey! It's one step ahead of you getting rid of your morning wood!
Khuluna
logruszed
Posted 8:56 PM 29/11/07
Wake up to what now?
The female orgasm is like bigfoot, it's just something hippies invented to get you to buy some book about it.
logruszed
schrosa
Posted 8:42 PM 29/11/07
can you user select "Moan" or "Scream"?
schrosa
Atrocious
Posted 8:35 PM 29/11/07
Also available in the "Real Life" version where after 6 seconds the moaning stops and a pitiful male voice whimpers apolgetically "Sorry baby, I don't know what happened..."
Atrocious
ShabazOSU
Posted 10:39 PM 29/11/07
@strider_mt2k:
Love that show.
ShabazOSU
manguero
Posted 10:26 PM 29/11/07
@pdok: hahaha nice.
@strider_mt2k: yes!
manguero
strider_mt2k
Posted 9:50 PM 29/11/07
It's business.
It's business time.
Oh.
Ooh, makin� love.
Makin' love for two.
Makin' love for two minutes.
When it's with me you only need two minutes, 'cause I'm so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, "Is that it?�" I know what you�re trying to say. You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it." Then you tell me you want some more. Well I'm not surprised. But I'm quite sleepy.
It's business.
It's business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.
It's business.
It's business time.
-FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
strider_mt2k
Buehler
Posted 11:40 PM 29/11/07
The humans are dead... (Binary Solo) 0000101001 000001 0101010101 0011110001...
Buehler
ninjatales
Posted 11:15 PM 29/11/07
@strider_mt2k: Amen to that. Flight of the Conchords rock!
ninjatales
lakiolen
Posted 12:55 AM 30/11/07
We poisoned their asses, with poisonous gasses.
lakiolen
nincompoop
Posted 2:26 AM 30/11/07
My father's morning glory!
nincompoop
Deprecated
Posted 7:11 AM 30/11/07
A handy device for those who cannot make it happen on their own and want to the impress the neighbor
Deprecated
Maatc
Posted 6:55 AM 30/11/07
Reminds me of www.moanmyip.com ...
Maatc
DocHoliday
Posted 8:40 AM 30/11/07
Do you know why women fake orgasms?
...They think men care.
This thing would have some great gag uses though.
I'm thinking: coat closet at church, bosses desk drawer halfway thruogh the big conference call, college lectures, Hilary Clinton speeches...The list is endless.
DocHoliday
Ozcar
Posted 9:15 AM 30/11/07
Hmmm... guess this: what does a woman say after her 10th orgasm in a row?
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She says: Thanks Ozcar!
Ozcar
sumocat
Posted 8:56 AM 30/11/07
How would this help me to wake up? I usually pass out *after* hearing the sounds of a female orgasm.
sumocat
Munch
Posted 10:30 AM 30/11/07
@Khuluna: I was thinking along similar lines.
I already waste about 10 hours a year waiting for the morning wood to die down so I don't pee all over my bathroom walls. With that clock, I would need to install a urinal.
Munch
Curves
Posted 1:47 PM 30/11/07
@Munch: Thanks for the visual. I have always wondered why bathrooms are tiled floor to ceiling. Now I know.
Curves
ANoel
Posted 3:09 PM 30/11/07
Does that chick look like she's getting off on a door?
ANoel
ideaman2020
Posted 4:10 PM 30/11/07
"Not as good as the real thing"
Certainly not as much fun to play with as a real woman, but definitely more consistent... ;-)
ideaman2020
robinandtami
Posted 6:26 PM 30/11/07
@logruszed:
Guys like you make me oh so happy to be a lesbian. Now go read one of those books. If that doesn't help. Think about baseball next time you are trying to acheive the "impossible," and imagine that your mother in law is the pitcher, and you are the catcher. Maybe then you can hang in there to that ever elusive finish line.
robinandtami
soymilk
Posted 7:52 PM 30/11/07
is it just me or is that a nipple?
soymilk
johnnyabnormal
Posted 9:02 PM 30/11/07
@robinandtami: Hahaha. Don't forget, jackhammers are only for road work too.
johnnyabnormal