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Kiss Phone Opens Up New Frontier of Teledildonic Possibilities
Posted by Charlie White at 12:10 AM on November 10, 2007
In the mad scramble to invent teledildonics devices, an inventor has created a forerunner of the category with the Kiss Phone. Although we're wondering who would want to be seen in public with this odd-looking phone with its downturned mouth that reminds us of a self-masturbation machine, its inventor apparently has high hopes for the design concept. Let's let him explain it:
"This KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the phone can reproduces same parameters to the kissphone receptor."So now you can send and receive kisses from a distance, and even record your favourites for repeated playback. Anything you can do with data, you can now do with a kiss. Imagine that. Wonder what else the Kiss Phone feels like kissing. [Pro Invention]
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tin
Posted 4:29 PM 9/11/07
oh, the possibilities.
tin
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 11:42 AM 9/11/07
This can only belong in a b sci-fi comedy movie..
AWAY WITH YOU, VILE CREATURE!
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 11:27 AM 9/11/07
No expletive can express how I feel about this thing.
Kaiser-Machead
MikeHinds
Posted 10:52 AM 9/11/07
"self-masturbation" - Maybe it's redundantly repetitive.
MikeHinds
MikeHinds
Posted 10:51 AM 9/11/07
"self-masturbation" - Isn't that an oxymoron?
MikeHinds
Curves
Posted 10:03 AM 9/11/07
This phone screams "Desperately lonely 30 year old virgin living in Moms basement."
Curves
rsquared
Posted 9:49 AM 9/11/07
My ass! You asked, Charlie.
rsquared
anfauglir
Posted 9:13 AM 9/11/07
Well, at least you can ensure that no one will ask to use your phone.
anfauglir
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 8:56 AM 9/11/07
Ummm...Charlie...really? A teeny-tiny little opening in the shape of a very unhappy-looking frown?
Waaaaay too much information.
(I kid, I kid.)
92BuickLeSabre
strider_mt2k
Posted 8:54 AM 9/11/07
No tongue! NO TONGUE! AAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Hello...?"
strider_mt2k
xxenclavexx
Posted 7:56 PM 9/11/07
so freaking lame
xxenclavexx
Amiash
Posted 12:37 AM 10/11/07
yuck
Amiash
deusdiabolus
Posted 2:38 AM 10/11/07
Large box of wet wipes not included.
deusdiabolus