LOL

Arsenal6

considering people believe that impurities can be sucked out of your feet by placing them in a bucket of water with an electrical current running through it, this pseudo-scientific eye-ruiner doesn't surprise me. There's a sucker born every minute.

feckineejit

I bet it's FDA™ approved!
(That's Focal Dysfunctional Associates™)

aec007

"Eye power"? More like "eye blower."

infmom

@bobdobbs: Hahahaha, good one.

"Wha...? What's so funny? Why is everyone pointing and laughing? And how come that coke vending machine is moving on it's own?"

jibbly

If Cyclops tried to use this would it make his Optic Blast even more potent?

Nintenboy01

Is that ten minutes per eye or ten minutes total? If it's ten minutes per eye, I might have to buy two. If I wanted to go blind slowly, I'd just stick to the masturbation method.

CColdsmoke

First thing I thought when I saw that thing was, "Cool! They're bringing back the Fisher Price Pixelvision!"

monkeyrotica

@OddManOut: Apparently this thing doesn't have any laser, it uses ultrasonic wave patterns or something.

Nintenboy01

Where's the knee-slapping after-shot of that asian chick with black ink all around her eye?

bobdobbs

Don't knock it till you've tried it. I mean sure, there's probably a 99.999% chance that it won't work (or that it won't work in 99.999% of cases) but 25 years ago who would of thought intentionaly shinning a fricken laser beam in your eye would be GOOD for it.

But at that, if you're going to drop $800 on your eyes anyway you probably should just go whole hog and get the fricken laser surgery, which is a proven treatment. It's usually around or under $2k...

(But I must admit, 'Oldmanstan's logic did cross my mind and makes a pretty strong argument for this being quackery :P )

OddManOut

This is so Lasik@Home. [www.lasikathome.com]

Robin

"Snake oil" is too kind. Snake milk, maybe.

hicks

I hear Billy Blanks is really popular in Japan. Maybe he should try it.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

I could steal this thing while disguised as a Pantsu vending machine and test this on my nearsighted old dog but that would be sheer cruelty!

Nintenboy01

see, i really REALLY don't understand how people can fall for this kind of thing. if there was a device that cost $800 bucks and could fix my eyes in a matter of minutes my eye doctor would have one in his office in like 17 seconds so he could charge people $350 per treatment thus lining his pockets and saving me 100 bucks. it scares me that there are people out there too stupid to figure that out.

oldmanstan

I mean really, I am speechless....

fusedinertia

someone left a power stapler and half a fisher-price my-first-camcorder in the vacu-form table.

This thing will record your eyeball's disintegration in BETA!

DeeJayQueue

HAW HAW HAW HAW! This thing seriously made me laugh out loud. WTF???

jibbly

I would not let anything that looks like it came from the dollar store that purports to automagically fix my eye anywhere near any opening of my body.

The girl looks like she realized life is not worth it and she's determined to shoot herself.

impliedsurprise

that lady wasn't Asian when she started

islandmonk

@oldmanstan: You really think your doctor wants to put himself out of business?

hn333

Maybe we should see some tests with this device first before we start calling it Snake oil. I remember they laughed at the Wright brothers silly little flying machine too.

hn333

@OddManOut: "25 years ago who would of thought intentionaly shinning a fricken laser beam in your eye would be GOOD for it." I bet Doc Savage coulda come up with an idea like that :^))

banmojo

Looks like a portable suicide booth... :D

whiskey

don't know about you guys but i can get laser eye surgery done for about 1500.. and i'm not performing the operation on myself

Cliff_Dangers

@Nintenboy01: No. Plus on a per eye basis it's less economical for him.

DocHoliday