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Dumb Crooks Drop Clues In MySpace, Facebook, Second Life
Posted by Wilson Rothman at 11:18 PM on November 6, 2007
Turns out, it's a dumb idea to post "I just killed two cops" on your MySpace page. That's what some idiot did, and learned the hard way that cops are rediscovering their home computers, and hitting MySpace, Facebook and even Second Life in search of clues.
Sure, there have always been the badge-wearing nerds at the back of the forensics lab who knew how to "Google" things and check the "e-mail" of bigger, dumber cops. But now other officers are wising up, according to an AP story. Homicide detectives and beat cops are going online and just poking around, and the dumbasses who think they won't get caught by blabbing on their public pages are, well, getting totally nailed.
In one recent example, a detective in Newark, N.J., tracked the alleged killers of three college students by mining MySpace pages maintained by the suspects and their friends. In another, pictures and prose posted online by the killer of Taylor Behl, a 17-year-old Virginia college freshman, connected him to the victim and ended up revealing where her body was stashed.And yeah, I'm embarrassed to say that it was in my home state of Indiana that some dick actually did write "I just killed two cops" on his MySpace page. As it turns out, he was even wrong about that: one of the cops survived. I suppose he will soon think of the state prison as his "second life." [AP]

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khefer
Posted 1:29 PM 6/11/07
@Ericnet69: I remeber seeing about this kid in NJ who got arrested for gettin it on with a dead 90 year old woman in the morge of the hospital he worked out. When they showed his pick on the news (spiked hair with blond frosted tips)
bwahaha: [www.northjersey.com]
khefer
CruJones
Posted 1:27 PM 6/11/07
Thankfully most criminals are just plain stupid. I know cops who mine MySpace pages all day long and just log gang members, their affiliates, their tattoos, their gang signs, the guns they display in their pictures. Really, they are so stupid.
CruJones
MisterX
Posted 12:35 PM 6/11/07
@jeffj-nj: Much agreed with your sentiments.
It kind of makes me wish that caning were legal in the states. No... scratch that. It really makes me wish that caning were legal in the states. That and and warm salt water bath afterwards. Yeah... sounds about right.
MisterX
Oldbrass
Posted 12:27 PM 6/11/07
And for reasons like this... I'm still 100% behind frying dumb murderers.
Oldbrass
Mecharine
Posted 11:56 AM 6/11/07
Kids are stupid. Theyre the easiest to arrest. And when they &*#@ their pants, its because they found out they arent immortal. Dumb kids, the bane of every society.
Mecharine
Pixlmonkey
Posted 11:36 AM 6/11/07
@jeffj-nj: you're pretty much correct.
Pixlmonkey
rednecktech
Posted 11:13 AM 6/11/07
@HeyBeav: I agree. The primary issue here is that he took the life of a human being whether it was a cop or not. I would expect someone that stupid to brag about it on the web. I hope his cell mate is allowed to post some pictures of their romance on the web.
rednecktech
jeffj-nj
Posted 11:12 AM 6/11/07
Ya know what pisses me off? I mean, REALLY pisses me off...
That someone would even right that at all. That the through ran through his head this was something "cool" to write. He was proud. He wanted others to know. Heck, for all we know, other people did think it was cool too. He might've even earned some kind of respect for it. I mean, if he didnt' think he was going to earn respect, then why would he have posted it at all?
People suck. I mean, really, really, fuckin' just suck. Not everyone, of course, but still... Goddamnit, that pisses me off.
jeffj-nj
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 10:05 AM 6/11/07
@CColdsmoke: Nice.
92BuickLeSabre
CColdsmoke
Posted 9:59 AM 6/11/07
CSI c. 1886
"I found the suspect's diary in the local dining establishment!"
"Egads. What does it say?"
"'Dearest Diary- today I struck down several fellows of the law with my trusty revolver. I do not believe the fools will be able to find me. I certainly shall confess to no one but you, dear diary.'"
Ah, technology. Helping smart people get away with crime. Helping dumb criminals get caught.
CColdsmoke
HeyBeav
Posted 9:56 AM 6/11/07
@Redwraithvienna: Whereas I think that criminal activity is a bad idea in itself. Online bragging about it is an interesting place to draw the line.
HeyBeav
PCLoadLetter
Posted 9:54 AM 6/11/07
Quick - some check OJ's myspace.
PCLoadLetter
Ericnet69
Posted 9:36 AM 6/11/07
if you want to find crime on the web they should start checking out ebay
Ericnet69
Mayor McRib
Posted 9:36 AM 6/11/07
@Redwraithvienna:
I don't have any friends on myspace or any other space. But on the bright side, I never have to help anyone move or bail anyone out of jail.
Mayor McRib
Ericnet69
Posted 9:35 AM 6/11/07
I love when the news looks up criminals myspace page... I remeber seeing about this kid in NJ who got arrested for gettin it on with a dead 90 year old woman in the morge of the hospital he worked out. When they showed his pick on the news (spiked hair with blond frosted tips) then then showed his myspace page which had playboy bunny logo's all over it and everything. You couldnt even read anything on the page they just showed it so you could see the playboy logos and the kid would look like a dbag who was acting like a player when he could only get 90 year old dead chicks lol...
Ericnet69
Redwraithvienna
Posted 9:32 AM 6/11/07
@Mayor McRib:
Depends ... do you have "friends" on myspace who you dont know all that well ? Well ... i do ... and if he did ... then maybe one of those gave the cops a hint.
Anyways ... i do think its a bad idea to brag about any criminal acitivity online ...
Redwraithvienna
Mayor McRib
Posted 9:29 AM 6/11/07
If they would just write "I kust jilled cwo tops" instead, nobody would have been the wiser.
Mayor McRib
whiteknight89
Posted 6:38 PM 6/11/07
I gotta say, I really dig the pic. Its pretty badass.
Anyone with the mindset to kill and brag about it needs to be shot in the head. Hey, bullets are cheaper than the leathal injection.
whiteknight89