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Britney Spears Shows Off Her Plastic Hot Pocket
Posted by Sean Fallon at 9:00 AM on November 28, 2007
If you think that you saw the last of Britney's finely shorn beef garage —think again. Fortunately for us, we only have to endure a tiny plastic version this time around. Indeed, someone had the good taste to develop an action figure immortalising Britney's recent underwear mishaps for posterity. If you would like to add this fine product to your collection (and I know you do), it can be had for a mere $US39.95. [Product Page]
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DJJS
Posted 5:58 PM 27/11/07
Where the kids at? .. Hmm... i feel like eating Trix cerial know.
DJJS
wbremner
Posted 5:56 PM 27/11/07
Is that car seat the correct color?
wbremner
EBone
Posted 5:54 PM 27/11/07
@Lazarus511: It looks a lot more like Hillary than it does Britney. Of course, it's hard to tell without seeing the hoo-ha.
EBone
Lazarus511
Posted 5:27 PM 27/11/07
Is it just me, or does that look like Hillary?
Lazarus511
chaos421
Posted 5:20 PM 27/11/07
i'm embarrassed for anyone who would even consider buying one of these.
chaos421
nightsky
Posted 5:19 PM 27/11/07
No comment. erp.
nightsky
Taime
Posted 5:18 PM 27/11/07
Unless she is actually giving birth to him in the final figure, I am not interested in buying one.
Taime
killarclown
Posted 5:16 PM 27/11/07
i threw up in my mouth a little.. god i hate stubbly pussies.. oh wait that's K-fed.. *hurl*
killarclown
CColdsmoke
Posted 5:16 PM 27/11/07
God is dead.
CColdsmoke
honozooloo
Posted 5:11 PM 27/11/07
ewwwwwwwwwwww.
honozooloo
nmcglynn
Posted 6:21 PM 27/11/07
It looks more like Hillary Clinton then Britney.
nmcglynn
banmojo
Posted 6:19 PM 27/11/07
@CColdsmoke: You've got it all wrong. If God were dead, Britney would be running for president and winning in all the poles. We've chased God away with all our incessant, boring reality shows and what's more, the RIAA has banned praying anywhere. Armageddon is only a few days away. Don't say you weren't warned!!
banmojo
superbad
Posted 6:13 PM 27/11/07
When they write "The Decline and Fall of the American Empire," this will get its own chapter.
superbad
EMoShunz
Posted 7:34 PM 27/11/07
distain aside, these guys stand to make a lot of money if this takes off as a collectable (for adults obviously). look at the m.j. one.
EMoShunz
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 7:15 PM 27/11/07
They made the figure a little wrong and distorted so it wouldn't be too disgusting.
Still, their logic failed... I can still remember the real pics... *HURL*
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Imaria
Posted 7:11 PM 27/11/07
I can't be the only person who took special note of the term "beef garage".
Imaria
djdare
Posted 7:11 PM 27/11/07
yah, i thought it was hilary at first too, i was super confused.
djdare
SSRPaulO
Posted 7:02 PM 27/11/07
If you believe the rags, you'd get the impression you can have the real one for about the same price.
TCO is less on the plastic one though... I mean this plastic one.
SSRPaulO
scifiwriter
Posted 6:40 PM 27/11/07
@banmojo: Ahmen to that
scifiwriter
infmom
Posted 8:50 PM 27/11/07
@Imaria: Me too.
infmom
G-Lumps
Posted 8:36 PM 27/11/07
Oy vey.
G-Lumps
apeguero
Posted 9:50 PM 27/11/07
@G-Lumps:
Same feeling here too.
Does this one have the C-Section scar too?
apeguero
Aaron Stein
Posted 9:43 PM 27/11/07
jeez, i didn't think anything could be more gross than the original...
Aaron Stein
infmom
Posted 9:06 PM 27/11/07
And there you have it, folks, this year's #1 selling holiday gift on the Trailer Trash Shopping Network.
infmom
deusdiabolus
Posted 1:51 AM 28/11/07
Wait--beef garage?
deusdiabolus
AndersonBMX
Posted 3:17 AM 28/11/07
@CColdsmoke:
no, He is alive, and hate us all.
AndersonBMX
runforcovermotherf
Posted 11:59 AM 28/11/07
@Lazarus511:
that does look like Hillary. I think to charm those fence sitters, it's about time she pulls a Britney (or Paris, your call)..
runforcovermotherf
Curves
Posted 3:43 PM 28/11/07
In case you have not noticed, Hillary does NOT wear dreses or skirts. Ever.
Curves