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Bra, It's What's for Dinner
Posted by Mark Wilson at 2:17 AM on November 8, 2007
The My Chopsticks Bra is yet another triumph of Japanese German novelty underwear company (aptly named) Triumph International. In accordance with the Japanese dining table theme, the right cup is reserved for rice while the left is for miso soup. Neither food is real, of course, lest hungry perverts descend from all directions, induce chest blisters and kill everyone's appetite.
A pair of collapsible chopsticks fit somewhere in between it all, almost making this bra the quintessential, patriarchal gadget of Jane Bond. But next time, we'd like to see KFC get involved for the kind of heart-stopping double entendre you can only get in America. [mainichidailynews via tokyotimes]
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LoganSix
Posted 5:58 PM 7/11/07
Does it come in different cup sizes? You know, for those who have more rice.
LoganSix
Brian B
Posted 2:16 PM 7/11/07
Figures that it's a German company. They're into the weird food thing. Usually it involves real food and plastic sheets, though.
Brian B
Moordryd
Posted 1:58 PM 7/11/07
I thought that the soup goes on the RIGHT side, not the left.
Moordryd
adrunkenmonkey
Posted 1:24 PM 7/11/07
Now if they could just make an undergarment for sushi...oh wait...
adrunkenmonkey
rednecktech
Posted 1:24 PM 7/11/07
@CaptainKodak: That is just wrong man... but I laughed anyway.
rednecktech
adrunkenmonkey
Posted 1:23 PM 7/11/07
Oh great, more unnatural sexual associations with food. thanks Giz.
adrunkenmonkey
Curves
Posted 1:21 PM 7/11/07
Ugliest, least wearable bra I ever saw. Its not even sexy enough to leave uncovered. The last thing I want to do is wear this puppy out to dinner, chopsticks or no. Call the fashion police, this is a felony.
Curves
Bender
Posted 1:20 PM 7/11/07
Damn You ENGINERD22!!!! You made me laugh out loud at work.
Bender
JChristopher
Posted 12:33 PM 7/11/07
Only one set of sticks?
JChristopher
Cardinal Fang
Posted 12:26 PM 7/11/07
The only proper thing to serve in these is ice cream. Who needs a spoon?....
Cardinal Fang
Enginerd22
Posted 12:21 PM 7/11/07
mmmmm...."Miso" horny..
Enginerd22
Yonderboy
Posted 12:00 PM 7/11/07
They're just copying the iPhone with that multi-touch interface.
Yonderboy
CaptainKodak
Posted 11:50 AM 7/11/07
They have matching panties for serving Sushi!!!
CaptainKodak
grok666
Posted 11:37 AM 7/11/07
Is that a pea in your soup, or is it cold in here?
(It was too easy.)
grok666
junyo
Posted 10:40 AM 7/11/07
Normally I'd think the model was kind of cute, but the fact that I haven't eaten in 20 hours makes her outrageously hot.
junyo
MalzyWheels
Posted 10:38 AM 7/11/07
Where do you put the milk?
MalzyWheels
fusedinertia
Posted 10:35 AM 7/11/07
Waiter, I'll be having the miso soup the right boobie please.
fusedinertia
hanswurst0815
Posted 10:28 AM 7/11/07
I believe Triumph was founded in Germany, not Japan. See [en.wikipedia.org]
hanswurst0815