‘Blade Runner: Final Cut’ Melbourne tix giveaway
This coming weekend, Blade Runner: The Final Cut hits the Astor Theatre in Melbourne through the eye of a 4K digital projection system. Woof! Popcorn Taxi was originally going to offer us 5 double passes to giveaway. Now they’ve made it 10!
To win one of these passes, which will get you and a friend onto the ‘Admit 2 Complimentary’ list at the door for any of the seven sessions, all you’ve got to do is write a Blade Runner themed haiku. Drop your poetry into the comments below and on Thursday we’ll announce our winningest picks.
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Humanity can
Exist not only within
Flesh that has been born
Deckard blasts poor Pris
Flailing limbs like dying bug
Reborn fish in ‘Splash’
I make programs.
They’re friends.
My friends are programs.
Four years ain’t enough.
Fake memories won’t do. I
Want more life, Fucker
Botched in Eighty-Two.
Directors cut made less sense.
Needs more Unicorns.
She’s a replicant
He is not a replicant
Yes he is. I think.
blade runner is cool
it’s a pity she won’t live
but who really does
Runner of the blade
No one will come to your aid
Alone you will fade
Ridley Scott final
neo-noir science fiction
Sean Young really hot
Now the final cut,
Bigger, longer and uncut
Replicants Galore.
I live in Perth
Bladerunner I will not see
I am so sad
DeckFord shoots to thrill
young old replicants. Oscar
hopes, it’s time to die
Directed by Scott.
Ford out of retirement.
Dick’s vision come true.
curse you gizmodo…
i live in Sydney so had to go on my own dime.
it was worth it.
there are just enough origami unicorns now to make you think maybe your a skin job.
now where is the soundtrack for “this” release?
BLADE RUNNER
Paragon of noir
A beacon, still shining bright
As magnesium
And also…
Unicorn? What the?!
Symbolism. It’s enough
To send you batty.
artificial heart
but more empathy than Rick
who is the robot?
Attack ships on fire
off the shoulder of Orion
C-beams glittering
Damn it J, it’s 5,7,5 not 5,7,7
Here’s my new entry: It’s a double Haiku
Another entry
Was never good with numbers.
Really want to win
Blade Runner is great
I am new to Melbourne and
would be sweet welcome
Told my GF that I’d like to go with her and was trying to think of a haiku to win tickets, she asked for a plot synopsis then came up with this… Better than anything I had going on…
Set in the future
blah blah about some androids
with Harrison Ford
Retire skin job
Dream of an electric sheep
Big day for Dekard
Those moments lost in time…
(Roy puts spike through hand and screams)
Just like tears in rain…
Ugh… I mean:
Moments lost in time…
(Roy puts spike through hand and screams)
Just like tears in rain…
watched c-beams glitter
and attack ships on fire
moments lost in time
Are you desperate?
Will you shag a replicant?
Maybe ASIMO!
Promise of future; Sun waits
Beyond acid tears
Or just a cruel figment?