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Biggest BSOD of All Time?
Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:03 AM on November 10, 2007
At one of Toronto's locations of The Bay department store, four giant screens have suffered from the infamous Blue Screen of Death for days. You'd think that someone would, I dunno, turn off the freakin' screens. Or, at minimum, there's gotta be some 2.4gHz nanny cam feed they could leech for at least a few days before anyone complained. Because after the first 24 hours or so of BSOD, we begin to think that they like the aesthetic. [freshdaily]

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Daily Tech — Blue Screen of Death Haunts Department Store on
Posted 4:16 PM 9/11/07
Daily Tech — Blue Screen of Death Haunts Department Store on geeksugar -- Geek is chic.
ANoel
Posted 3:44 PM 9/11/07
@Peebert:
I think it's an LED array.
Similar to the kind NIN uses on stage.
ANoel
diverguy
Posted 3:06 PM 9/11/07
Meh.. Macs crash all the time too. There's just so few of the machines around nobody notices. I've had the same PC for 7 years. I've never had a BSOD, never had to reinstall WinXP for any reason, never had a virus that my Virus Scanner didn't catch first.
diverguy
Peebert
Posted 2:27 PM 9/11/07
I saw this the first day it happened and immediately thought of posting it here, but then I saw something shiny or thought about Portal or something. Anyway, what I really wanted to say was this: It's kind of hard to see in the photo, but these really aren't 'screens' as such. They're more like really loose pixelboards, just strings of controllable lights. The resolution on the actual field of lights is really low, as the lights are SO far apart. So much so that you can't really even read the BSOD text, you can just sort of make out that there are lines of 'something' there. Anyway, yay Toronto. :)
Peebert
mpercy
Posted 2:18 PM 9/11/07
Its the Bay they can't afford tech support.
mpercy
timerider42
Posted 2:10 PM 9/11/07
How come this always happends, no one fixes something for days. Come on, where's the computer controlling the screens? On the outside of the building three stories up? Just switch to a Mac.
timerider42
king_of_fools
Posted 1:27 PM 9/11/07
Leopard upgrade?
king_of_fools
drewheyman
Posted 12:19 PM 9/11/07
@otherorange:
Not long, but i didn't booze last night, so I must confess my mind is pretty sharp.
drewheyman
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 11:48 AM 9/11/07
@otherorange: That sucks. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
Oh crap, yes I am.....I was supposed to do my routine check of the display screens here at The Bay like 3 days ago!! I sure hope everything is still working okay!
92BuickLeSabre
otherorange
Posted 11:43 AM 9/11/07
@92BuickLeSabre:
or that some people have better things to do than read the same Giz comments forum all day.
otherorange
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 11:40 AM 9/11/07
@otherorange: Oh cruel not-so-ironic irony. Given that the comeback came 16 comments and over an hour later, I'm guessing that you are in fact Canadian?
"N'oh Canada.
Their homes will be our land!"
(I'm just kidding of course. I love going north of the border to rest and relax. It's like taking a nice, extended nap.)
92BuickLeSabre
Rain-man
Posted 11:29 AM 9/11/07
And here's a similar thing. Not BSOD, but annoying nonetheless: [i.document.m05.de]
Rain-man
ulaq27
Posted 11:26 AM 9/11/07
If they had a XP box driving the display, they would be back up and running in minutes. I wish they would have called me, because I have a solution for them.
ulaq27
otherorange
Posted 11:20 AM 9/11/07
@drewheyman:
Very witty indeed... How long did it take you to come up with that gem?
otherorange
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 11:20 AM 9/11/07
The WOW is now.
Kaiser-Machead
djay1717
Posted 11:11 AM 9/11/07
hahahahahhaha i work there i see that every day
djay1717
omg-ponies
Posted 11:04 AM 9/11/07
@leicaman: I wanted to, but no. They sent me on down to reboot the damn thing.
Plus, who the hell designs a computer that needs to be primed before it can be reset?! Probably some fat-ass, Cheetos-fingered idiot who couldn't get a job delivering the mail.
You know what my suggestion was? Send the samrt-ass girl and doe-eyed boy down there first as bait to distract the raptors. But some douchebag in a leather Members Only jacket and eurotrash glasses said that that would be wrong.
omg-ponies
EL_RIEL
Posted 10:57 AM 9/11/07
that will be an awesome MacOS X Leopard Wallpaper
EL_RIEL
leicaman
Posted 10:52 AM 9/11/07
@omg-ponies:
And all you really needed to do, instead of crossing the island in a big storm and getting eaten up by dionsaurs was to wait for a 13 year old girl to come along and say, "Unix? This is easy."
leicaman
whiteoak
Posted 10:51 AM 9/11/07
@OMG-Ponies: It's both; the US dollar is dropping and the Canadian dollar is rising against all other currencies.
whiteoak
ZMJ
Posted 10:46 AM 9/11/07
@omg-ponies: You're correct that the US dollar is plummeting. However, the Canadian dollar has been performing strongly against all world currencies.
ZMJ
lpranal
Posted 10:35 AM 9/11/07
do I detect the odor of a viral ad campaign?
lpranal
omg-ponies
Posted 10:29 AM 9/11/07
@Danomite: The Canadian Dollar is not soaring; the US Dollar is plummeting.
omg-ponies
Danomite
Posted 10:25 AM 9/11/07
With the soaring Canadian dollar, everyone is shopping online/south of the border. No one has been in that shop for weeks.
Danomite
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 10:21 AM 9/11/07
@omg-ponies: So you're saying the delay is due to the Toronto Raptors?
92BuickLeSabre
whiteoak
Posted 10:21 AM 9/11/07
I know this intersection well. The BSOD replaced the too early Christmas ads. My guess is that most pedestrians prefered the BSOD to Christmas commercials the day after halloween.
whiteoak
Monty
Posted 10:17 AM 9/11/07
Who wants to bet that the guy in charge is a Mac fanboy? Greatest OS X advertisement ever.
Monty
Razta
Posted 10:16 AM 9/11/07
Umm...monkey couldn't push the button no more?
Razta
axiomatic
Posted 10:15 AM 9/11/07
The power switch to this server must be near the same place they keep the beer. I can understand the distraction.
axiomatic
drewheyman
Posted 10:05 AM 9/11/07
it's canada. they're a bit slow.
drewheyman
omg-ponies
Posted 10:05 AM 9/11/07
@phantam: Have you considered that rebooting the computer may prove difficult?
I remember when I was doing tech support for this guy who had an island in Central America. In order to reboot the computer, I had to go to this little quonset hut on the other side of the island, listening to some dumb Aussie in short-shorts yammer about tigers, all while having to worry about velociraptor attacks.
Stupid Unix system.
omg-ponies
phantam
Posted 9:59 AM 9/11/07
who the hell lets a computer let alone one running massive displays on the side of a building sit at a bluescreen for miltiple days, restart the damn computer or install XP for gods sake.
phantam
Justapspfan
Posted 9:37 AM 9/11/07
Imagine the burn-in on those screens, someone is screwed.
Justapspfan
singlecoilpickup
Posted 9:33 AM 9/11/07
Now if the person responsible for those PCs could get the Giz running on there, I think he'd have himself a Nokia Internet tablet...
singlecoilpickup
zenpoet
Posted 9:31 AM 9/11/07
@virtualmatt: You should work as a campaign consultant. Seriously. That is some quick wit.
zenpoet
ANoel
Posted 9:31 AM 9/11/07
It's art.
ANoel
omg-ponies
Posted 9:23 AM 9/11/07
It worked for the XMas Ring of Death and it works here:
EPIC FAIL
omg-ponies
MagnoliaBoy
Posted 9:22 AM 9/11/07
This is my new wallpaper, anyone got a high res copy?
MagnoliaBoy
EMoShunz
Posted 9:17 AM 9/11/07
@virtualmatt: lol
as long as they can keep 3rd party hack apps from causing the same problem
EMoShunz
virtualmatt
Posted 9:16 AM 9/11/07
Clever advertising campaign for Apple I say.
virtualmatt
Dr.Danger
Posted 9:09 AM 9/11/07
All their memory
are belong to dump
Dr.Danger
wildwarren
Posted 4:42 PM 9/11/07
@drewheyman:
Hey drew.. we (canada) sure are slow .. just like your american dollar
wildwarren
Tri-Pod
Posted 2:48 PM 9/11/07
I walked by this the other day and didn't even realize it was a BSOD. Someone just sent me a link to this posting. I thought it was some crazy art. It wasn't easy to tell that there was text as the previous poster mentioned.
Tri-Pod
gizmodome
Posted 5:02 AM 10/11/07
I know that venue.
It is the Richmond Ave. Bay Store.
It was scheduled to be upgraded to Leopard earlier this week for the display system Mac.
It is a tiled 4 panel multi-display setup - 2 ATI cards w/dual DVI out (the leftmost panel does not appear in the photo).
I know, because our company, Digital Signs, is in charge of the large panel display system for that venue.
That is a OSX BSOD I'm afraid.
gizmodome
Palestina
Posted 7:26 AM 10/11/07
One of the best BSODs I have ever seen.
Palestina
BSOD rules! on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Posted 3:50 PM 11/11/07
BSOD rules! on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
jeewaka
Posted 6:15 PM 13/11/07
The only reason its on a Windwos PC is because there is no damn Mac OS X application that does anything other than the basic crap :-)
The reason there is less crahes in Mac is because there are less apps out there for it.
jeewaka
Geekboy_X
Posted 12:59 PM 12/11/07
It might be big, but it is not the "bigges BSOD of all time" ... not even the biggest BSOD in Toronto! Just north of this at the corner of Queen and Dundas there used to be a 7-story high display/billboard for "Ask Jeeves" the thing would roll the "what are people asking right now" feed to pimp the service and one glorious weekend it was crashed for about 40 hours - a 7-story BSOD shining like a failed electronic god down on the city. It was wonderful :)
(NOTE: I always thought a 7-story DogPile feed would have been more fun, but this city is too tight-butted for that ... )
Geekboy_X
akiyia
Posted 8:17 PM 10/11/07
@gizmodome: OS X uses Black or White backgrounds for kernal panics. So why is the backround blue?
akiyia
macfoo
Posted 9:39 AM 10/11/07
It's not BSOD - it's advertising funded by the Apple Store.
macfoo