Gadgets
Oral Hygiene Monitor Narcs On Your Jacked Up Teeth
Posted by Sean Fallon at 10:50 AM on October 27, 2007
When you go to the dentist the last thing you want to divulge is the fact that you drink 12 Mt. Dews each day. So why the hell would you voluntarily use an oral hygiene monitor that informs you dentist about your bad habits? Each day you would bite down on the plate and insert it into a unit that can be placed anywhere in your home. The information collected would be sent to your dentist and archived to determine the best course of action for correcting your teeth. The device is only a concept at this point, and my guess is that it will stay that way. After all, why do you need a dentist to tell you that you are not brushing and flossing regularly? You know that chewing gum and drinking Mt. Dew doesn't equate to brushing your teeth and using mouthwash right? [Yanko Design]

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92BuickLeSabre
Posted 9:22 PM 26/10/07
...but I chew the gum between my teeth and gargle the Mountain Dew.
Oh, and the gum is sugar-free...
...and it has those little clean-looking crystals in it.
92BuickLeSabre
lunarstreaker
Posted 11:46 PM 26/10/07
Damn!!! Now "They" wanna 'bug' my mouth? Even Orson Wells could not have come up with this one.
lunarstreaker
Palestina
Posted 11:10 PM 26/10/07
Nice machine but how exactly does that works?
Palestina
banmojo
Posted 12:15 AM 27/10/07
@lunarstreaker: actually I think the idea is to ultimately find how to 'debug' your mouth ;^)
banmojo
hakubak
Posted 8:10 AM 27/10/07
Dumbest ides EVAH. And gold plating it, mounting it on clear plexi, and giving it Ron Cobb styling just amplifies the stupidity.
hakubak
ninjagin
Posted 12:12 PM 27/10/07
Can you imagine how nassssty that thing must get after a few uses? The "dock" should wash and sanitize it after every check, imho.
ninjagin