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Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking
Posted by Sean Fallon at 3:00 AM on October 30, 2007
With Halloween just a couple of days away, you may find yourself searching frantically for that last minute costume. If any of the following outfits are on your list, strike them off immediately —for these are costumes likely to result in a severe arse kicking. And nothing ruins a Halloween faster than wedgie-induced taint rippage or having the hottest woman at the party kick you in the nuts. Enjoy.
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Rangott
Posted October 30, 2007 5:59 PM
Is it jsut me or is there no link or list of costumes?
Is it an australian site thing?
RoB
Posted October 30, 2007 9:22 PM
well, us Aussies dont really celebrate Haloween anyway... :)
pmhesse
Posted 2:21 PM 29/10/07
I will try and remember to post a picture of my 2 year old dressed up as a ninja. He will be the one doing most of the ass-kicking this year.
pmhesse
Dirk
Posted 2:10 PM 29/10/07
The childbirth costume... oh god, that's terrible...
On a related note, check out The Stranger's "2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes" (slightly NSFW).
And of course, you'll probably get an ass-kicking when you're wearing a priest pedophile costume (probably NSFW)...
Dirk
tomaartist
Posted 2:09 PM 29/10/07
Can't get the live birth costume image out of my head,
thanks alot gizmodo, I'm gonna be laughing to myself
all day.
tomaartist
Mio
Posted 1:55 PM 29/10/07
I like the lego guy one...
But the Apple commercial people should be shot: out of a cannon, into the sun.
Mio
mandarin
Posted 1:34 PM 29/10/07
The apple commercial guys kinda suck
mandarin
mandarin
Posted 1:33 PM 29/10/07
People really wear toilet seats for Halloween?
mandarin
Nintenboy01
Posted 1:33 PM 29/10/07
I know I saw a two-person Wii console costume somewhere... Wiimote Man should join up with them.
Nintenboy01
thenson5619
Posted 1:25 PM 29/10/07
Did you notice in the background to the left of penis man??? Its BREAST WOMAN!
thenson5619
Bloody_Sorcerer
Posted 1:23 PM 29/10/07
that live birth one is totally unnecessary.
Bloody_Sorcerer
IrisMR
Posted 1:20 PM 29/10/07
you know, there's a couple there that are downright f&*$ing disturbing...
IrisMR
mwalker05
Posted 1:20 PM 29/10/07
as lame as these costumes are, i think the shopped wedgie is worse...
mwalker05
gokor
Posted 1:19 PM 29/10/07
There's some nice costumes there, the best ones I've seen this year though were a guy dressed as Bonesaw from the Spiderman Movie, a giant game of Operation, a dude inside a port-a-potty, a dog dragging Michael Vick on a chain, and a giant Frankenstein with the actual guy inside a cage the monster was carrying.
gokor
delt23
Posted 2:45 PM 29/10/07
Giz is so full of posers. Who are you kidding? "I hope this costume provides protection from fists." Give it up already.
Do people still get beat up for this anymore? Unless you're in middle school (they don't even do this in High School anymore).
That fact alone proves your nerds. You still think like you're living in the 90's.
delt23
Rhainor
Posted 2:41 PM 29/10/07
@Mio: Nice Futurama reference.
Rhainor
tek_nic
Posted 2:32 PM 29/10/07
I like the tetris one. We need a group photo of them fitting together.
I saw a guy dressed up like a giant brick. the greatest part was the iphone logo on the back.
- Something tells me he wasn't a satisfied customer.
tek_nic
killarclown
Posted 3:34 PM 29/10/07
saturday night i was out and saw a dude wearing a big plastic garbage bag with the word DOUCHE on the front.. loved it
killarclown
infmom
Posted 8:12 PM 29/10/07
Geesh... when I was 11, I went as a box full of body parts being shipped to Dr. Frankenstein. Just a leftover wardrobe box from when we moved, some crayoned labels and "blood" dripping out, some chains made out of tinfoil and a flashlight with "trick or treat" on a piece of orange tissue paper slapped over the lens, and pushed through a hole in the front of the box.
Won first prize at the kiddie parade. Who would have guessed I was 45 years ahead of my time...
infmom
G-Lumps
Posted 7:51 PM 29/10/07
I swear that's Harvard Yard outside the window of the wedgie picture.
G-Lumps
Amiash
Posted 12:25 AM 30/10/07
too bad! we just finished our halloween party! the customes are so freakin funny
Amiash
namlu
Posted 11:29 PM 29/10/07
I had that exact Spongebob costume 4 yrs. ago, and I walked around the party showing everyone my "underwear". I didn't get any girls that night, but I did puke on my shoes...
namlu
Amiash
Posted 12:39 AM 30/10/07
PENIS MAN SUCKS!
Amiash
marcus_ivo
Posted 1:37 AM 30/10/07
the lego man is cool
marcus_ivo